Episode 330: Silent Night

What this episode covers

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat. Santa is here to murder you if you’ve been bad. You think things have been bad for you this year? Thank your stars that you don’t live in Decatur, Wisconsin. If you do and you’ve done anything remotely questionable the entire year, Santa may be coming for your soul. I don’t know if it’s the weather. I don’t know if it’s the political climate. I don’t know if it’s the cheese, but everyone in this small town are assholes — even during the most wonderful time of the year. Unfortunately for them, Santa don’t like assholes and he has an entire arsenal of weapons with which to rip your asshole from your body. We are one week closer to Christmas, so join us for the second of our Christmas horror series, 2012’s Silent Night… Learn the hidden story of the history of this movie and the podcast! Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they wax poetic about Christmas gifts past, talk deaths by woodchipper and their favorite killer Santas.

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