Episode 34 – Too Old for This- The Salad Pandemic

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys roll in sleep-deprived after separate late Friday nights — one at a Paul Van Dyk show in a literal mall nightclub, the other closing down Little Italy bars until 3:30 AM. From there, the conversation pinballs through generational slang, the indignity of getting carded in your 40s, a $44 surprise whiskey, and a Japan-era dick piercing story that goes exactly where you think it does. They debate needle-in-the-eye vs. needle-in-the-dick, rant about In-N-Out peppers that double as laxatives, weigh in on internet mobs doxxing the wrong guy after the Idaho shooting, and declare the E. coli lettuce outbreak the "Salad Pandemic." The episode closes with a genuinely solid pitch for a service dog trained to bite you off your phone when you've been doom scrolling too long.