Episode 344 - Craft Seltzers

We held out so long on seltzers, until the exact moment when we saw some of our favorite breweries releasing their takes on the flavored malt beverage craze. Are they any more refined or impressive than the tacky trendsetters filling a million Yeti coolers and frat house fridges? (And we would know, because we drank five of the highest-selling big seltzers before recording this very episode, and released the unsavory results on Patreon.) We spend most of the episode trying to break seltzers, but they end up breaking us. Also, we envision a dystopian future for breweries, seek out some experienced tree climbers for a highly-specialized mission, and find comfort in sugary yum-yums. I miss beer. Seltzers Reviewed City Water - Lime Coconut Untitled Art - Florida Seltzer: Pineapple Mango Odd Side Ales - POG (Passion fruit, orange, and guava hard seltzer) 4 Hands Brewing - Contact High Hard Seltzer Transient Artisan Ales - Sparkle Water Green (Gin Fizz-inspired hard seltzer)