Episode 345: Can't Explain (the Rout Rules)

It's those scary rout rules! Yes, we finally tackle them in the rules section. They read fairly easy but require that 2 page example in the rule book.  Must be a bit challenging.  SHOW LINKS None today SHOW TIMES 00:01 "Can't Explain (the Rout Rules)" Song 3:00 Bantero 16:00 Letters 25:00 Rules 58:28 Total Running Time Can't Explain Lyrics by Dennis Donovan Performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers These rules here guys A10.5 (can't explain) Smartest guys in the world Yeah, any Rout Rules, yeah   Grofaz (can’t explain) Almost grokked them once but they (hurt my brain) Dizzy in the head when reading Rout rules They’re really complex, you know that it’s true They give me headaches again and again   A Gordian Knot, dude   Can’t explain Just what they mean Tried to decipher them dude But haven't a clue And they hurt my brain (can’t explain) Yeah, they're giving me a headache, man (can’t retain)     A bit of help would make me real glad From the Rosetta Stone? That wouldn’t be bad I get little glimpses every now and again   About what they mean, but   Can't explain A single word I’ve studied those rules Since ‘eighty two And still can’t explain (wracked my brain) Even Oppenheimer, (can’t explain)   The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you.   The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel.