Episode 347 – Getting Back to Work, Unemployment Issues

Hey, what's going on? This is a one and all the it in the D show broadcasting live from our respective houses. This is Bob the sales guy. It's quarantine day again. That is David. Randy. I do the Twitters is doing the Twitter. Find us online it in the d.com where you'll find all the things. And for episode three 47, we're just going to be, uh, we've got about 20 stories on tap and uh, and see what happens. It feels like Groundhog's day against, like there's nothing really new going on, but there's everything new going on.     Yeah, it's, yeah. We'll find new people to help and new ways to try to seduce digital Debar who knows? Hey, you know what? You may fire when ready. Hey, well yeah, so for those of you watching, we decided we were not going to force you to watch the intro this time. This is episode three 47 of the one and only it in the D show. We are a bump broadcasting live in my living room. Dave's in his basement. Randy is in his front room, bedroom front room, mine it in the d.com where you will find all the things and uh, again, as, as has become the norm. Uh, this is the part of the show where we usually talk about all our upcoming events and that kind of stuff. And yet still none. Nope. Nope. Stay at home. Got extended again then. Uh, so we're staying home. In fact, I got to, I got bored enough today. Uh, I know this, I know this makes Randy happy. I reorganized my bar. I uh, he was a, he was bitching cause all the bottles were intermixed. And so now all the vodkas are with the vodka is all the whiskeys are with the whiskeys and yeah. Well plus we can't have events cause you don't want to get shamed by your neighbors or shamed by Facebook. And you know, dude, like apparently social distancing snitches are a thing. That was one of the stories that bounced across like barbecue. Becky and I dunno what it w what would it be? Um, I don't know. Social distancing. Stacy, I don't know, wrap on you, Karen. Um, well no, they're talking about, um, well there, there's, I wanted a couple of things I want to get into. One, the guy that is cutting hair out in West mission, right. And you know, he chose, um, cutting hair. He chose his livelihood over his help and basically open up his business. You know, he was, I don't know if he was ready to go bankrupt, but he already was fed up or I don't remember the exact what you know, but uh, he opened up in basically all the news caught wind, everyone co in social media, caught wind and uh, you know, there, I guess there was a like two hour wait to get a haircut. Cause like, just like me, I need, I need to get my in the borrower, but what am I supposed to do? Um, so this guy opened up and uh, yeah, uh, internet didn't like that very much. He basically didn't close them down. Yeah. And I mean, I, it's not helping or it, I mean, I guess depending on your point of view maybe, but like the, uh, the local judge, uh, said he's not enforcing the, the closure order. Uh, he's not enforcing a restraining order. So I mean you're, you're really getting to the point where this shit is, there's going to be some like some ugly legal battles about, about this crap now. Like, forget, you know, I think my favorite one is, you know, don't worry so much about, uh, you know, the U S gravy seals, mealtime six, uh, don't worry about them as much. Uh, as you know, there's like this, this crap is going to be going on in the courts for years. Well, apparently like there, there, there's a story that you were talking about this doctor, um, I guess he attended a rally and was hugging people and they caught him on Facebook and they basically trashed on him and his practice got a 68 year old doctor and they had to suspend him for a week. And really, you just like hugging people. Like, he wasn't really even like doing anything malicious or mean or angry. Um, but apparently like, yeah, across the country these complaints have led to shut down to like dog groomers, massage parlors, the, uh, the lady in Dallas that opened it, uh, that opened up her hair salon. Um, that was the biggest story that, you know, she ignored the, you know, she ignored the closure order. She ignored the thousand dollar a day. Fine. Um, DASA. They threw her in jail. Yeah. And I think she got out two days later or something, but she thinks she wanted to go in jail to be a murder. Of course, you know, I'm, I'm standing up for you. Um, you know, yeah. Like they're in Manhattan. Like people are like tea or, uh, profanity, posters of in tech, the telephone bulls chastising people who are not wearing face masks. So there's a lot of stories that say like, basically, so that's, that's the new battleground. Like, okay. Everybody accepts that or, okay. Almost everybody accepts, looking at you, certain people that the virus is a real thing and that it's contagious. And now the big battle is masks. Like are, are you a deck if you don't wear one, are you too conservative if you do wear one, do I watch the guy in my neighborhood today outside Mona's yard by himself wearing a mask? I'm like, what are you doing? Trying to look good for his neighbors kind of cops on them. Correct me if I'm wrong. I, you know, I will, I skimmed it before like, like uh, but did the us surgeon general tweet out don't wear mask, it doesn't matter today. Um, or was that fake and bullshit? I don't know. I didn't look into it. I saw a couple of conflicting stories that came out about that. Randy, can you look, I believe he tweeted before that tweet was from before the advice had changed. That was not today. Okay. No, sort of like the nine year old story that I shot. No, because I thought that came out today and I'm like, Oh my God, now what? Cause like, well and I mean it's like we talked about, you know, so as long as you know, as soon as they put that caveat on there, that qualifier on there that said, uh, you need to wear a mask unless you're not medically able to do so. Like as soon as, as soon as I saw that loophole, every deck that just doesn't want to wear a mask is going to say, Oh well, you know, I've got severe asthma or, or I've got, I wore my, my gang bandaid Crips, I don't know which it was. The Crips or the bloods was blue. One of my friends could tell her I'm going to go with the, the bloods are red Bob, that's free for shit. So yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to use the little pole. I don't feel good. Well I don't, I mean, and a lot of people are having that issue. I mean it's, you know, it's, you know, there, there are, God, there are, there's at least five videos that scroll across my Facebook feed a day of someone making a home, like a mask at home, out of an old t-shirt, a pair of socks, you know, something. I mean, so they, you know, they're, they're all out there and that doesn't necessarily mean they're what you should be doing, but I'm helping. Exactly. I was trying to, I was so bored. I was trying to get Ralph Wade on the, I'm helping me try to put a mask on him, photo shopping on my phone. I'm like, I'm not doing it. I don't want my stinky socks on my face. I would, I would assume you would use a clean pair, Bob. I would still like lingering foot issues. Yes. Um, uh, so, okay, so, but this D nature is fascinating and, and I, and I got to touch on this cause this was because like, of course, you know, the new hotness is the murder Hornets, uh, that are sweeping across the nation. Um, they're called siddiqa killers and they're common. They're coming in Asia. They're common in Asia. No, here they're called siddiqa killers. Look it up. Cicada killers are a different type of, I'm pretty sure they're go after Neilsa DACA. What? Cicada Cicada Cicada they're here already. They're actually, those are different one. Um, those were different, but uh, so that video that I shot across you guys, it was fascinating. They were like Japanese honeybees have learned how to deal with these things. Cause basically one of these goes into a hive, um, of, of honeybees and like drops a couple of pheromones and then a couple more show up and they, they can plow through like an entire 30,000 bee colony in like an hour and just kill them all. Um, and so what these bees have learned to do is they wait for it to come into the hive and then they form this giant swarm ball around the Hornet and they start like vibrating and flexing their wing, their wing muscles and tip. Like the incredible part to me is so the, the, the murder Hornet cannot, cannot sustain above 115 degrees. These things vibrate to the point where they're at. And the honeybees can't survive over 118 degrees. They literally go right to 117 degrees to cook the stupid Hornet and their little swarm and, and then it dies and they're safe like that. Do that, like, that's like nature. Like just nature blows your mind. Life finds a way. Like just nature blows my mind sometimes. I know you're getting all scared about these things. They killed 30 people a year. Oh, I know, dude. It's not scary. It's not as good. I don't want to get stung by one. I mean, you saw that video. My litmus test falling coconuts killed more people than the murder horrors. Yeah. But I do it. I don't even want to get stung by one. You saw that video. Oh, I love those things. Look, wicked man. The one guy got bit just for like a test to be thing screaming. It just reminded me of like Jack ask him. Oh, it totally was. And apparently that's his whole essence of being. Yeah. There have been, uh, they found two dead ones in Washington and there was a small colony in somewhere in Western Canada that has since been exterminated. So these are not a serious threat to the U S no, they're not yet. Not at all yet. The article about Disney being on mass, dude, Disney's a mess on a couple different levels, but we can start with that story you shot across. Yeah. Well they're going through basically, you know, 14 theme parks are padlocked. Well,...