Episode #349: Lube up, because oil is going bye-bye

Jesus finds Alex at Circle K, and prophet (possibly false) Adrian tries to baptize him, ain’t nothing good happening from the river to the sea right now, billionaire wants to harvest his clone-baby’s organs, Americans are getting the Flock out, one man’s freedom terrorist is…uh, antisemitic or something, and remember those tariffs that screwed up the economy? Yeah, we’re doing that again.