EPISODE 35: Cupid Called...We Hung Up And Called Chris

MOMOCLOCKSHOP: ⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https:// Episode Description: Chris is BACK and we’re getting real about how Valentine’s Day has evolved… from passing out tiny cards and waiting for a DECA rose… to lingerie pressure, unrealistic dating expectations, and now scheduling intimacy between school drop-offs. We talk best and worst Valentine’s Days, whether expectations ruin everything, and how it hits different once you’re married with kids. Babysitter = foreplay. Peace and quiet = luxury. Then we play the most chaotic game yet: Red Flag or Makes Chris Wet and yes it gets crazy.  This episode is absolutely unfiltered, hilarious, and painfully relatable.  Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ DISCOUNT CODES www.JooicyTitsVodka.com - Use Code MOMOCLOCK Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:02:16) - Chris Williams On The Pod(00:04:03) - "We Have A Lot In Common"(00:04:58) - The Jerk Accosted At Dino And Harry's(00:06:57) - I Was Accosted At Dino and Harry's(00:08:06) - Joey Said This To Me On Valentine's Day(00:08:37) - Happy Valentine's Day! Where To Eat?(00:09:17) - What's Valentine's Day With Guys?(00:11:30) - How Valentine's Day Has Changed For Kids(00:13:53) - When Your Crush Got A Rose In Middle School(00:16:19) - Valentine's Day Is For Dads Only(00:19:00) - Valentine's Day and Chivalry(00:21:52) - Married Mom On Gifts For Her Daughter(00:24:22) - "These Are My Leggings From High?"(00:25:42) - Sex With My Clients In Lingerie(00:27:09) - The First Thing You Asked Michael When He Met Me Was About My(00:28:14) - Emily Had A Piece Of Lingerie That Stuck With Her(00:29:36) - In The Elevator With Michael(00:31:32) - Joey and Dominique Role Play Me(00:33:53) - Playing "Red Flag" With Anal Beads And L(00:35:59) - He Plans Valentine's Day Without asking(00:38:50) - Signs That A Couple Is In Love(00:41:03) - Baby's Birthday Party(00:41:13) - Straight Men Talk About Valentine's Day(00:43:14) - How To Tell Your Partner What You Want For Valentine's Day(00:46:30) - "Valentine's Day Should Be A Standard"(00:49:02) - Valentine's Day Is No Given(00:52:36) - In the Elevator With Emily(00:53:10) - The Valentine's Day Segment(00:53:22) - Grammys 2017(00:54:08) - Alex Warren On The Grammys(00:55:33) - Tell Me Lies SPOILER(00:57:38) - Wrigley And Brie In The Wedding(00:59:15) - Chris On Galentine's Day(01:01:33) - Joey And Emily's Favorite Valentine's Day Memories(01:03:51) - How To Have A Valentine's Day Drunk(01:05:38) - In The Bed With Chris And Geo(01:06:50) - Should Your Phone Passwords Be Shared With Your Partner?(01:08:47) - How To Have Sex In A Weird Place(01:10:00) - How To Seduce Me In A Straight Man Voice(01:12:18) - How To Seduce A Straight Girl