Episode 352: The Malls Are All Empty Now

Show Notes Episode 352: The Malls Are All Empty Now This week Host Dave Bledsoe has his Mom and Dad drop him off at the mall, and then runs across the parking lot to get drunk in the Applebees. (Dave: still disappointing his parents at 52!) On the show this week, we put on our parachute pants, zip up our Members Only Jacket and head down to the Food Court at our local mall! (We will be sitting with the cool kids!) Along the way we discover that Dave’s granny loved him the best. (Which is probably why he is such a spoiled little bitch now.) Then we dive right into the history of and different types of shopping malls around America. (With more information than you ever wanted or needed.) Then we slip through the time portal that is The Mall to revisit all the shops you could never afford to buy anything from when you were a kid. Before we leave, we have to stop at Spencer’s Gifts for some fake poop. Our Sponsor this week is The Creepy Guy at the Food Court, we don’t know who or what he is, we only know that he exists. We open the show with True Stories and close with Mojo Nixon who has a suggestion for what to do with all these empty malls. Show Theme: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/ www.whatthehellpodcast.com Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Whatthehellpodcast The Show Line: 347 687 9601 Closing Music: https://youtu.be/IAoh_yteKkc We are a proud member of the Seltzer Kings Podcast Network! http://seltzerkings.com/ Citations Needed: mall hall of fame http://mall-hall-of-fame.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html When Malls Saved the Suburbs From Despair https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/02/when-malls-saved-cities-from-capitalism/553610/ This Is CorpGoth Chronicles of an everyday goth gal at the office. http://corpgoth.blogspot.com/2014/11/clothing-stores-ive-loved-and-lost.html Let's reminisce about Spencer Gifts in the 80s. https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-reminisce-about-spencer-gifts-in-the-80s/702669 Sex toys on display at Spencer's? https://www.kplctv.com/story/14176462/sex-toys-on-display-at-spencers/ Uncited Additional Reading: https://medium.com/@simonepolgar/mallstalgia-escaping-into-a-collection-of-found-photos-of-1980s-malls-14420ec0f60b https://www.pennlive.com/life-and-culture/erry-2018/08/926e2ac5fd7780/mall-stores-of-the-80s-and-90s.html https://newrepublic.com/article/115485/michael-galinskys-retro-photos-1980s-shopping-malls-are-like-totally-rad https://www.bigcommerce.com/blog/retail/#the-history-and-evolution-of-retail-stores https://www.acrwebsite.org/volumes/7196/volumes/v18/NA-187C#:~:text=The%20first%20enclosed%20mall%20was,suburb%20of%20Minneapolis%20in%201956. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_mall https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/02/when-malls-saved-cities-from-capitalism/553610/ https://www.businessinsider.com/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-american-mall-2020-7 https://www.liherald.com/stories/elegy-for-sears-and-perhaps-mall-culture,135410 https://www.crfashionbook.com/culture/a33405314/shopping-mall-history-southdale-mall-of-america/ https://www.retaildive.com/news/skud-7-pop-culture-moments-that-track-the-downfall-of-the-mall/584317/ https://www.ajc.com/life/opinion-mall-culture-and-teens-already-a-strained-relationship-before-lenox-curfew/WKIUVN5IUFEITNVPM2DRA7XHOA/ https://www.latimes.com/fashion/la-ig-wwd-mall-fell-out-of-fashion-20171229-story.html https://cuepointaesthetics.wordpress.com/2020/05/19/mall-city-documentary-1983-nyu-film-roosevelt-field-mall-culture/ https://www.ejournals.eu/pliki/art/1603/pl https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/death-and-rebirth-american-mall-180953444/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices