Episode 353 ★ Let Me Crack Myself

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, wartime, Fountain user, Tjunta, frankiepaint, piranesi, Boolysteed, bitpunkfm, phifer, lavish, Sir Libre, seedubs, cottongin, revcybertrucker, oystein berge, ericpp, Sean Ryan Intro/Outro: e s c p - Tokyo ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Dogecoin outperforms Bitcoin (Bloomberg) Clark Moody dashboard Bitcoin Fog user Roman Sterlingov gets 12.5 years for allegedly running it based on 'junk science' (US DOJ) Max Kaiser tweet KC Bitcoiners at KC Bier Co at 6:30pm TOP THREE 33 Latin America poverty hits 33-year low but inequality prevails, UN report says (Reuters) Gaza: At least 33 civilians reportedly killed in strike in Jabalia (Channel 4) Israeli strikes on Lebanon kill at least 33 (Al-Monitor) BEHIND THE CURTAIN 2024 Pot-Related Election Results (Marijuana Moment) California voters approved Prop 36 increasing penalties for theft, drug crimes including fentanyl, creating a drug court treatment program for people with multiple possession convictions (SOS.CA.gov)Colorado Springs voters approve competing pot measures deciding fat on recreational sales (CPR)Updated results: Colorado Springs amendment to ban recreational marijuana failing (The Gazette)Kentucky voters in 106 municipalities and counties decided on local ballot measures to allow medical pot businesses to operate - and every single one was approved (SOS.KY.gov) Michigan voters overwhelmingly reject new pot business proposals (MLive)More than a dozen Oregon communities vote to ban psilocybin businesses (Oregon Capital Chronicle) Researcher sues DEA over rescheduling process (Document Cloud) New Mexico company vows to sue over damages after authorities destroy cannabis crops (The Associated Press) METAL MOMENT Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got caught in a lie. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a potluck. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Blobs washed up on Sydney beaches actually fatbergs (ABC Australia)First emperor penguin known to reach Australia found alive on tourist beach (AP)Costco forced to recall 80,000 pounds of butter for the dumbest possible reason (New York Post)Mattel apologizes after mistakenly printing porn site on 'Wicked' movie dolls packaging (CNN)Woman discovers needle left in vagina during childbirth after 18 years of pain (Independent)Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says (Oregon Live) Raccoon busts through ceiling at New York's LaGuardia Airport (Gothamist) Tennis Channel removes analyst indefinitely after comment about Barbora Krejcikova's forehead (CNN) Ohio family builds 50,000-pound Stargate with 'dial-home device' to scan the cosmos (USA Today) Argentinian President Milei removes law that's supposed to prevent kids from becoming werewolves (Not the Bee)