EPISODE 36 – Ranch Dressing: A Love Story

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys kick things off with a deep dive into the mystery of dog hair weaving through laundry fabric, which spirals into a debate about sweatpants, laundry hacks, and walk-in closets with ocean views. From there, they swap stories about coked-out promoters promising to "takeover downtown," a Hollywood artist pool party full of name-droppers, and the fine art of developing a bullshit detector in your 40s. The conversation takes a turn into testosterone replacement therapy, including the VA's questionable offerings and whether it's worth $200 a month. Other highlights include self-driving cars and Waymo sightings in San Diego, a Sonos speaker saying "Jesus Christ" on its own, Harry Potter spells that actually work on Siri, dyed gender-reveal doves, the irony of punk rock fashion requiring two hours of prep, a $65 4K Blu-ray of SLC Punk!, and a passionate debate about ranch dressing, leftovers, and whether you'd start with the dick in a survival cannibalism scenario.