Episode #3654: Inverted Pump & Dump

Like most major earth-shaking events since 2011 or so, we find out right away that Ray was directly behind Reddit's pumpin' and dumpin' of GameStop shares and hedge fund scares, another pace-setting game-changer in an infinite list of 7lb Lobster pace-setting game-changers. Buy low, get high, and don't watch Tenet - the Chris Nolan time travel joint that Ray's still mad at Connor for making us watch, and probably forever will be, in the past as in the future, amen. The boys take up a lot of time unloading on Tenet for taking up a lot of time, concerning itself with how the future can affect the past and vice versa, all the while ignoring how miserable it makes you in the present. Not entirely unlike congress, whose legislation to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour in 2025 should have been passed in 2010 so that we could have had a less miserable present in 2021 but like The Shins said in 2001 this is an Oh, Inverted World, and it sucked then, it sucks now, and will continue to suck in the future, just like Tenet. But at least we have the lobsters to lighten the load. We also have Mattress Monthly, a service that delivers a new mattress to your door every month. Go to MATRESS-MONTHLY.COM and get 5% off of your first year's subscription using promo code LOBSTER at checkout! Listen NOW to find out MORE and BUY a mattress EVERT month THIS month TODAY!