Episode #3656: Every Day is Monday When You're a POW

Welcome back Claw Nation! Frozen lobster Connor has finally completed thawing from the recent Texas Winter Storm, and his first-hand experience with the latest natural disaster gives way to Ray's first-hand experience with conspiracy theories, none of which we believe, but have successfully used our podcast to spread like fake snow from Ted Cruz's weather machine. That's just good business. Much like the business our Worldwide Waning American Empire Foundation routinely conducts for itself as the faces and the heels of our two-party system endlessly argue over which political party's responsible for preventing the political party in power from doing the things the political party in power has the power to do -  unless of course that thing is bombing the shit out of any developing country we're already occupying - and that's no conspiracy. Or is it? Conjure up your weak and stupid 5G Patronus, sit back, relax, listen and find out. And also #FreeGarfield. Additionally, to provide much-needed disaster relief to help folks in Texas, you can give to @austinmutualaid on Venmo.