EPISODE 3664: Ted Talks

It would appear that the scientific fact of planets revolving around the sun in elliptical orbits has finally come back to haunt us. That opening sentence will either make more or less sense when you listen to the episode. The big takeaway is we're all just going around in circles until we die, and frankly, it's starting to get to us. At the very least, we'll have some fantastic entertainment on our cyclical path to imminent demise. And the more zonked out we can get on alcohol, adderall, or saturated fats, the more we can enjoy films like The Matrix 4, or Ted 3, the second of which we make a case for to both Hollywood and Seth MacFarlane here. But we need you to donate to our Kickstarter or Patreon or GoFundMe or whatever to make Ted 3 happen, which you will do because what the hell else are you gonna do? Something else? Don't make us laugh. That's what Ted 3 is for.