Episode 369: GallowWalkers

Send us Fan Mail"Forgive me father for I have skinned." - Cancer spelled Kansa.A movie so terrible I had to take five sitting to finish it including a nap and a work call I didn't even need to be on, a movie so bad it needed narration and constant music, a movie so bad I had to double check it wasn't made by Uwe Boll, a movie so bad the highlight was a closed caption that said "Fabulus pants."What movie are we talking about? GallowWalkers, for some reason one word, starring Wesley Snipes mid tax evasion jailcell as a cursed gunslinger who's woman is raped, dies in childbirth, and he hunts down and kills the rapists only for them to come back as piss eyed zombies that need to murder and skin their victims and wear their skin else they end up looking like human jerky.A lot of awful blond wigs, some of the worst dialog in the history of cinema, and all this could have been Chow Yun Fat as a zombie hunter called The Wretched. Alas, we shall lament what could have been.This? One of the worst movies I have ever seen.2.5/10