Hey everyone Slayer here to introduce Nasty and Friends from BDC Studios and podcasts with two friends who met in the Army Reserves, get together and talk about shit. One the firefighter and the other has a funny laugh so sit back get rid of your kids and hold onto your b****s because it's about to get nasty friends. Welcome to Nasty and Friends with Pat Nasty and Spicy Motherfucking Brown. Alright here we go ladies and gentlemen welcome to Nasty and Friends podcast I am Spicy Motherfucking Brown and as always I'm here with my ace boom coon Pat Nasty what's up hodl.
Hi how's it going man glad to be back um last week was a little bit weird we kind of low energy we kind of talked about earlier you know what I mean um we're here because we always make a weekend out of it but we're back the energy is high we the normal stuff that we do before the podcast we didn't do like didn't bump any rap music like we just started drinking right during the podcast not before which is usually not the case. We went with the VR which was awesome but that's not how you get hyped up for the podcast. So yeah I and I did not anticipate having what you would call ring rust going to know podcast it's been what three months we're gonna do together so I didn't anticipate that it didn't flow as good and you know and I and I we haven't listened to it yet we just did it so maybe it sounds better than I think it is I it wasn't our best we both had to feel like we both woke up this morning and it was good but it wasn't our best we both had it it's shit it's okay everybody has an off day it's out of the way let's go. Yeah let us know what you thought about episode 36 people shit tell us fucking tweet us tell us here fucking don't listen to us that we're fucking yeah you just just keep it real with us we're gonna keep it real with you all day that's what we do all right so episode 37 we're back we're getting back on our feet uh back in the mix we got a very special guest and I know I say that every time all right I want to introduce this guy uh he's a great friend of ours his friend uh he's a two four five o.g he's one of the funniest people we know he's one of the best storytellers you know and he's one of the guys that when we first started talking about the podcast there's maybe two three people that were like I can't wait to get these these guys on this guy's one of them because he's one of the fucking best storytellers I know on top of that like I said two four five o.g like he's been there from the beginning uh our dude so you want to introduce him ladies and gentlemen Nick Whiny they're standing up clapping you can hear I'm fucking glad you can finally make it on dude it's uh we've been wanting on here so we got a story that we'll get into here real shortly with you but um it's awesome uh it's good to be here maybe he'll be a hight man like a rap battle that fucking guy just walks up and like you'll hype some up on whatever whatever so I know it's gonna be here uh first before I'm also gonna open up an apology okay for blowing you guys I'm gonna do this for one now like two it'll be two years too January yeah I think so I've been giving you guys basically two years excuse us that's first I want to apologize about two years excuse all right should I have so uh no it's gonna be here thanks for being patient yeah I'll go do it and I missed you guys missed you too man I'm I'm gonna be a beggar saying even if we didn't have this microphone on and we were just sitting around bullshitting it would be one of the best things I've in this month hang out with you hang out with Marty your packs for if we did this for three hours no microphone and I would love it you know I mean so this is this awesome to have this all we work at the same same job so we're obviously shifts so it makes it harder for us to get together because people as you know people like oh how's your way why do you like it's tough it is tough it is tough with a schedule and then I tell people is I'm like well ever since yeah I was fucking baby you actually do good for everybody yeah I know what's like honestly I didn't have anything else better than Nebraska who's tonight oh shit yeah I guess um so this will be a week later but yet obviously we said on the last podcast but uh yeah Wisconsin Nebraska so you don't think they're gonna cover oh boy we're just jumping right into it oh yeah I'm having seen the spread 11 it's a 11 yeah and they're what what are they right it's a ninth and the ninth and the standing is the same right now I think I saw a couple different numbers the last one I saw was two days ago was once I was 11 it might have changed but yeah it changed all the time I think they're gonna match up better like so the brass defense is playing so much better yeah oh yeah so they're not fucking around no the defense is legit the offense well those guys have got to I got some play but you keep fucking serving it up yeah but the defense is solid I think the defense and the offense for Wisconsin they match up really good so I'd love to see like a low scoring game tonight yeah like a slug fest on defense I don't know that's gonna happen but I think this is like a I think this is a must win on a schedule because this could totally turn on everything yeah yeah turn everything around the night so I'm looking forward to watching the game I am yeah I think Wisconsin I think the brassica plays to their like a ball you know I mean the auto play not because I'll stay we don't have to play hard I think now I think the winning the last two games and playing well all around better all around uh having Wisconsin at home it's got it has upset written all over but I would say that if I wasn't I was like this has upset written fucking all over it but as a Husker fan is just like here we go again you know it's gonna be like big 10 championship game from a few years ago we're like fucking 68 but 34 simple sure I don't know I'm excited about it I hope Nebraska plays well the old line has been holding helping tenor Lee and it's tremendous I don't think you threw a pick last game dude no we didn't he didn't turn over down I saw an awesome stat this morning it's like there's like 10 teams at top 25 who are favored by double digits so if something like that is on there you know somebody's gonna fuck up right I mean we already saw one earlier oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah we were hanging out we had that pool port also I know you a lot of the podcast I have to mention this every every time we podcast this is a cooking show so we have to talk about food so not right now I'll put it down I want to know later on we're gonna know if you have any recipes or you go to your desserts food whatever but anyway that's that's for later but um no I uh I we were eating the pulled pork and we were just fucking around we happened to flip it to the Iowa State Oklahoma game because I'm like I will see what what's up maybe I would say keeping close we turn to it and I see I was they set by seven there's two minutes left I mean Marty like oh shit this is like it's just gonna fucking happen and it was third and fourth and then that's when I went to the fourth and then that's when I went to the fourth and then I'm supposed to happen I think I was ranked third third there were third yeah so I don't think their last one's gonna go down a date but we'll see I know that I think Notre Dame took care of business I thought Notre Dame won yeah they were still on last time I looked Georgia one hand we yeah Georgia's yeah Georgia's solid man and for people uh why don't you pick sports on the background plant on the TV so we got a college football point right now in Miami and fourths they are tied sports.
I do this pick them and uh it's just I saw an ESPN they picked ten games like big big games it doesn't even go off this spread it's just straight up and I'm like oh that's easy because Like I said myself a fucking gambler. Nope. It's fucking way harder than you think last last week I only lost two games and they were my number one confident pick my number three out of ten Yeah, the week before that I was like fucking 50 50 there's no I'm saying I think pick it heads up easier now. If he's so you think I pick Purdue.
I think Miami right now I think Purdue's like they might be over but they were getting it was close They were down and then Miami's tied before the state right now in a Michigan State any rival game It's tough as fuck a big for you. I love you I love you is up on Florida probably because I asked when they took from Troy last week You just never know man. I got my fuck. I love you see that guy online.
He's just been off the thing Yeah, I fucker is got some brass balls. Yeah, it's you knocked off an SEC team good. I know buddy, right? I get it my guy was fucking getting loose on the sidelines Did you see the tweet Troy sent to LSU?
Well, there were some fucking there was some tweet on tweet crime right right after the game because we watched that at work We watched that at work. We watched the last quarter LSU was actually down by like 17 points They didn't score two touchdowns and then it was close Troy pulled out the upset and uh right after that Troy Twitter handle Troy University tweeted at LSU. Hey, thanks for having us for homecoming. We had a blast Smiley face emoji whoever runs account fucking money I have a strong kind of blast my leaf.
They said what are they crying emoji and then uh in fuck I mean, I wish you paid Troy like $950,000 to come to It's a similar situation like a brassie and I you yeah brassie and I you and they forked out 800,000 I can't come in here and kick the fuck out of us. It's like it's embarrassing. I mean yeah I I one of my favorite things is after stuff like that happens. I immediately go to Twitter because it's exploding crying Jordan Yeah, oh that shit is exploding.
That's like the meme that won't die. I know seems like there's always a meme of the month It's one of my all-time favorites. What's the first time it shows up and somebody falls apart? Did you see the one for OU today?
It was just there oh in the you just that logo, but it wasn't the maroon color It was the cried Jordan. It was so well done. Yeah So quick to pull trigger on the shit, you know some guy was sitting there when they were trailin by like, you know Like me like 10 12 7 you know, but either from Photoshop. They probably have a folder for like every major team You know what I mean?
Like just ready kind of a while it's good No, no, it's not me and Pat we talked about earlier. I don't know exactly where the crying Jordan came from I thought it was from his inductee into the hall of fame and he cried during a speech I don't know where comes from that'd be a great segment like kind of the history of me Yeah, you guys can like pick one pop of me every episode and just dissect it like hey What's the story of this? Yeah, this picture that'd be fucking brilliant. I honestly would like to know the back story There's a lot of them do that.
I don't know like a black dude with a watch or whatever and then oh, yeah See, I always like to know where they came from like one of the few ones that I know is you know the Baby one that's like, yes, you know, my way to work didn't hit a stoplight. Yeah, that picture is him eating sand Like if you look at the original picture He's sitting on a beach and they're sanding his hand and he has a little bit of sand on Yep, and that's and so that's somebody took the picture and then somebody put it on that blue back And that's what it I don't know Internet memes and then Internet comments on things or and I don't want to get too far into this But I was telling them earlier one of my favorite things was it when the kneeling thing for the NFL started coming up I like NFL memes put something up I don't it was like a video or it was making fun of it I always go into the comments to see what the top rated comment is and the top rated had like 2.6 thousand likes and like Laughing stuff and it was like this is so disrespectful I can't believe they would kneel during the fight. This is absolutely I'm boy caught in NFL hahaha Just kidding see you fucks next Sunday Just like shit like that dude that always the funniest shit always gets up You don't usually see somebody hating like at the very top of most races It's always I would say 80% time something that's hilarious and I fucking love it. You know, it's true He's fucking my friend I'm not watches like yeah, fuck you you're not gonna you're not gonna not Like that my station.
I don't want to what we could talk about later He's a closet Talk about like memes I saw one right right after like the OU with the fucking crime Jordan You showed me that I loved it There was another one because if you remember at Ohio State Baker Mayfield planet Ohio State flag Yeah, so there's a photo and it's about Iowa State player and a coach planning the Iowa State the Iowa State of Iowa flag Not the Iowa State College flag But the state of Iowa flag in the middle of the Norman up home of Sooners deal and the meme says I was state declares premonata And I thought I knew what it was but to confirm I looked it up and it is indeed when nobles declare premonata They have access to newlyweds wife that's sex with them He shows up he rolls up on that wedding he's like I declare a premonata And like the duchiest like pre medieval voice like gloves slapping No, I thought that's what it was but I wasn't 100% so I googled premonata indeed That is fucking hilarious. I love shit like that brave hard is the only reason I do it That's the only reason he told me I thought like you I wasn't confident I thought it had something to do like with sex and I didn't know of like exactly how it was like that kind of giggled I was like oh, that's fucking like way more genius. Yes. So anybody in Oklahoma that got married tonight.
Fuck. I was They're looking I was Johnny Earth is coming down there consummate your marriage Short-haired Joni she's coming to get you That's fucking great. She's a bangin chick too. She's by an enemy I know she's this is running around with her deal is but I don't know Know what I was gonna say is yeah, I mean fuck GBR Hopefully like it's a time you guys listen to this you'll know how it turned out we're gonna find out here real shortly But I wonder get to it You've been brought up on this podcast quite a bit because you like come about your Snapchat handle stuff like that yeah, but there's a story that you're a part of and Involves a sandwich and we heard mesten it for people who don't know mesten came on on the podcast told his side of the story And so you want to give a rundown of their story real quick then or we just like why I like to go back up story Is why it's always why it's a story.
It's a story that's bringing the fucking life now So like the background is two of our good army buddies one is right here army may winey Him and another buddy of ours. He's been on the podcast mesten. They had a prank They had a set up for a long time and they would come in a drill and they would tell us all yeah We got this plant prank lined up. They had a codename for it ready to go We're all like it's gonna be great.
It's never gonna happen. Well, it happened. It happened years ago And it's great both why need like I already said for one of the best storytellers I know mesten's great storyteller I've had the luxury of hearing the story from Winey for the story from mesten at hairs is going away party before he went to Romania I got the chance to see them both there and page and see pages reaction before the interruption I remember that interruption thing. That's a story.
So I've had the pleasure of doing that I know why me telling us is like well mesten already told the fuck it's going on dude We want to hear your side of the story. I love the story like very stark like when you first started it I said you didn't even after since right I'm sure you dealt with the aftermath Yeah, I love the story man. I I've heard you told us every time I'm working with winey because we work uni medical work down at the arena You know baseball and shit like that and we'll be in the parking lot trick and after thing I'm like fucking white I tell the fuck a story, you know, but but I you'll do it and I do it. I'm like that's a That's a legit true story like people are probably like well shit.
No, man. That's fucking real So we would love it if you would tell the story no pressure Tell it this thing on the part You can tell it two minutes you can tell it 45 minutes we I just want I love the story I got some sandwich because you heard the Jimmy John story. Yes, absolutely It seems like I have several stories built on sandwiches you can tell that story too if you want I mean it matters not to me. It's uh, you know, if I got a talk about this first off mesten knocked out Yeah, yeah, you're listening brother.
I heard you talk about it. You uh knocked out a big big I don't know how you follow that so and I got opened by saying I learned some about mesten That guy fucking ice in his head. Oh my god. That fucking guy's got ice in his beans dude I walked in there.
I was grand like an idiot I guess I should pretty I should put this with like a couple things here first off this took I Think a couple years to plan and just talk about it at all right Just like us for the shitty days. Hey, shit sucks at drill right now We were all like especially when I we were in the e-form off. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah Good job like hey, let's go fucking let's disappear some of her while let's get away And then it was kind of like hey, what's fansize about let's talk about these good people and then in this time?
That's like the idea was it was just like it was like a samurai sword I'm gonna make some sort of just beat it down. This is how this prank I felt like so I thought we should do this. Oh, it would work out if we did that and it's just years and years What was like so just the basic outline of the other plan when you first started we were just fuck around when day drilling So hey, so you work at one piece page fucking loves movies. This is your wife.
Yes page my lovely wife Which I'm sure you're gonna listen to son. I love it Best never happened to me racist So we're just kind of wrapping a drill a little bit from something like we're talking you know fucking around Yeah, it's all goes and then from this we said hey man page. I got this idea. I want to fuck the page So we're talking I said hey look page loves she loves whippies it's her go to a for out eaten She loves it So I want to bring her to your store when you're working and I want you to like just I want you to kick a sandwich Like that was the end goal.
However, you got there That's what I'm all planned out. It was like you guys got understand what just this this thing easy because we had to get the stars To line we had to get where the whole plan was we got to get right at closing time So he's got a reason to be pissed off right we got to get where me and pager even by that store It's a store. It's not by our house the time we were that's where I brought four miles from a lot more timing on your part Oh, it was to sure because there's a blipby's right by the house I'm at the time right by like three blocks away and this one's out there way out west And so it had to be like the stars had to line there and so it was it took two years because yeah It was like trying to get on a podcast between Also messing working that night shit happened to be there Yeah, absolutely everything had to be perfect messing on shift mean painting the area and it had to be right around like I think I don't have clothes ate whatever right right at that time Just it's not easy to get that to line up. No, so we always joke Taylor's have a code word We were always texting back and forth and the go where was kind of like no black on down like they said I reams Go over salsa The deal was like hey, we're gonna drop salsa Every time you're closing you give me a salsa.
It's gotta be on these so page always off like Wednesday and Sunday Yeah, so every Wednesday and Sunday if you're closing you give me a salsa But I'm gonna give you a good to go or go and this one on once we finally got it after like Friday You're talking about them for a year the the salsa I guess salsa text like you know one time a week two times a week and it was all I felt so bad I was like knocking work. I'm on shift page is closing where I'm playing softball tonight All this bullshit and then finally one one one day we were out going to like lows right out about quarter mile from mestin Homeboy gives me the salsa text. I actually forgot about it How did you feel in that moment when you open up a message? What do you want?
Like The three cards you got were like three aces We're starting to drive the car and I get a text on like you know Yeah, I could eat yes, which is I mean to have a woman agree or say that's the same time I mean that's the time to do and one thing I think me and Paige are like you know We don't have a lot of things to come but we love food like we that's our thing back from a kid And we just go out all time go out get some beers. It's a food and so she's like yeah I could eat because we can always eat it's like yeah, absolutely It was tough for me because honestly messing to the labor. I just had to get her right hey You guys you guys are you guys have been around when before it's like hey, yeah, what do you want? Because you just you just opened up Pandora's box.
You have to just say I just thought I'm just gonna say hey I'm hungry. Well, yeah, I mean well. How about how about sandwiches? I'm with these let's just double back It's right back there by the lows.
We just left a hardware store She's like yeah, okay She knows she knows whoopee and she goes it's not like it's gonna be tight right it's a 75 They close it like eight or whatever right like we're good I fucking worked at pop Murphy's when I was in high school and if a motherfucker walked in there at 859 They were getting a pepperoni pizza. Yeah, you have to it sucks as a worker And I bartended and surf for a lot of time so that fucking blows you know And so that's probably why more she didn't want to go and she didn't like bother them probably more than anything And that's why I got to walk it back is that was me and messes plan was to make it work out good It's gotta be like hey, it's gonna be some work on your part. It's worth it It's got you right when you close have the shit packaged up, you know, you guys have been So they're putting the fucking film over all your toppings. They're closing things down.
They're wiping everything down and once again That's why I gotta shout out that dude had the sandwich line on point everything was wiped down It was clean with a past food inspection and he had the plastic over all the stuff It was actually felt guilt so I guess I get ahead of ourselves so I talk into it Hey, don't worry about it. We're right there turn around so we flip around real fast right front of the super target and we Start heading back west. We pull up the timing could not have been any better I think mestans work in the broom Is dead and I think we got to go ahead on a weekend It was always that page could only go on Wednesday's or Sundays So it's it's just the the blimpies and that's a couple like like a orthopedic. Okay.
Yeah, so no one's there It's just they're the only place that's gone on Sunday. There's no cars in front of the fucking place page rolls up And it's like she sees the door. It's like they closed a mint and I'm like He's gonna fucking make it We're right here. We're right here.
I'm hungry. She's so reluctant She's just like I don't want to do any decent person would be yeah, and I'm in the worst I guess the worst part about this whole story is she went along with me. She knows it's a kind of person The story is more telling of me. It's alright, but she so she goes in she does I mean I basically I want to say I have to drive her But she's like let's just go let's get older pizza.
I'm like not we're fucking here the neon open light is on Right, so this kid fuck up. So mess is working the broom and just to give you a layout when we walk in there So we get out she goes in there. We'll do her. There's two guys in there There's a guy so a Vasco's there, but he's not working he is sitting down in a stall in the back left hand corner In a Vasco is behind or I'm sorry.
Meston is behind the counter Now we walk in and there's a kid who looks to be younger than mestion behind the back and I didn't realize this until everything had happened Meston told nobody yeah, yeah, that's I didn't know he told us that yeah He said he didn't tell it anybody that's fucking hilarious which add to the fact I'm not gonna see hated response. I gotta see some kid who make a high school kid behind a guy I saw him so but which I think I think that's smart. Oh Trust mother other motherfuckers right now. Yeah, he might be green too cuz I was brand like idiot.
Yeah, that's why I said mestion Cold blug killer so we walk in messes work in the brooms like the guy he was just he kind of like Like a head throwback like I fucking kidding me a little sigh he goes and kind of like sets the broom I remember you like sets the room and like falls over like you know fucker falls over and so the Tensions like already the tension is said oh yeah, yeah, and mescens by language is incredible Oh man, he was something else. I want to see this so I wish there was like a guy I'm not security funny so a Vosco is in the back booth. He's guys. We have our back to him And he's watching I don't know if he's in on her now.
He probably knew her otherwise he would have might set something right It's I mean somebody used to be in our unit. So yeah, well this guy's behind me mess is not in line So we get up there in messes and just like what do you want? Hey, what can I get you? What do you want and page looks at me like no?
I just go just go just go don't waste their time. Don't waste their time. Just go She's I'll take a I'll do it like a footlong. I'll make you like a tally will say I don't know she's like I take a foot long Right, right?
All right So like the breads put away. He's got to go and like unwrap the meat now So he's got to get this meat. He opens up. It's a total labor for everything nothing is this one Nothing is easy because everything is shut down.
He's got to like get this bread He's I remember had unpackaged a meat like it was like actually like packed Oh, yeah, and so and this isn't helping me because I can feel pages eyes like burning my Something he's building up. He's got like cut this me open now. I'm like here's wrapping I'll go over the trash can and his body language. It's just it's just keeps building up He cuts the cuts of me and then he slides down and now he's like all right, so what kind she's doing and I Don't know she throws a cheese on there.
Yeah, and he just keeps sliding down the line and every time that another topping is added the sandwich His anger He's doing it. He's what really sells it. He's making a mess. Yeah on this clean So she's not what let us on this sandwich.
He's like not putting less down and he's putting less down aggressive This is like aggressive vegetation. It's like lettuce is getting slapped on there. He's not he's not fucking sprinkle on their jazz Yeah, he's throwing things on there. I love he's he's like slapping on onions and shit and The whole plan was is we're gonna get their weight so it's to go so right I'm gonna tell you she this is to go You ask her make her say it so he works down the line the same just done he is obviously frustrated when her page is like so uncomfortable and Messing he did ask you if you want anything at the time.
No, no, I think it works out good because Page had television right? Oh, yeah, I did her anxiety was kicking She was not comfortable. She was totally not in her own and so she didn't care about my sandwich she wanted to get the fuck out of place and Messon said that line he's like all right to stare to go and page just goes to go Messon wraps this thing up right and picks it up and starts walking to the door page turn to me and just like He opened the door up and then mason like converts into this all American And he kicks the fuck sandwich now I gotta say Having thought about our plan I probably did a better job parking Because that fucking cold cut trio There was like fucking tomato and cucumbers like covered in good I mean I'm just like for your truck. That kind of makes it better.
Oh, you know what in the hindsight totally worth it It kicks the fuck out of this thing just it's and it's kind of like it's kind of like sorry life I think they have like you know we had a script we had an idea and then she's like well You just do this is I want we're gonna get we're gonna come in late This is gonna end with you kicking the sandwich however we get from point to point B happens You do your thing right and this is where like I think mason such a fucking stud the whole time is going off. I'm grinning Mestin never breaks character he kicks a sandwich now. I think okay. Well, I don't know what's gonna happen now We don't have an end to finish this.
We don't know how to like close this down He's got a lot of play. I don't know what's gonna happen right mason kicks this sandwich This fucking thing explodes everyone and it's something sprayed back like the blimpies window Free shot it's like do you and he did it kick the fuck out of this thing you got salami and Cucumbers and fucking honey must roll my truck And I don't care cuz I'm just sitting there like and they walks in and page looks at me Because I gotta say something you got it like by laughing at the same time I just said it and then she lost it. She so she gets like teary-eyed. She's not like water workship I can see it building this.
Oh, no I'm not ready to like get the car. You can't let the drink. No, I'm more now. I'm like, okay I know how pages react.
Let's see how we're in this so mason Comes in he's untying his robe. He's a favorite. He's like I'm so dumb at this shit He throws the apron down like I remember Chuck's apron he goes back in the backroom This other guy who's behind the counter is like frozen And like looking at us and like looking at mason And it just froze best it goes like the background. I think the best part about the story was he goes back We hear like He's back to the fucking thing and cursing and you hear like a ruckus and things are breaking like pants are dropping and he's just screaming and Paige loses this I just got this fucking guy fire.
Oh, you just like showed up and up she starts balling and then Basically, there we are. That's what comes out. He hears crying. I'm feel bad.
I start laughing. I give her hug Messing comes out. He's like it's okay. I know him.
I know Nick and Like she still is like I guess the jig is up, but she's just crying. She's embarrassed now. Oh, yeah, it's a little ease laughing Yeah, it's a tough situation because I'm laughing at my wife's sorrow and misery and Messings a good sport the guy makes this some free sandwiches Blimby if you're listening. Thanks for the free sandwiches Um It was one of the finest fucking things ever dude.
That's fucking phenomenal and the thing is like that he took it that extra level You know what I mean? And like Paige could act in one or two ways like like did you have an idea about what she thought? She's gonna get super sad or like super angry. Oh, I knew what's gonna happen.
I knew she was gonna I knew she was trying to cry and she's gonna be super sad. She's not like an angry person. Okay. No, there's like a mean I'm going to Super sweet.
I don't know. It's just a vibe. I get that couple times I met her but I just you know she was maybe having the bad days I'm like I knew she was gonna like It was probably like get her as much get her sad. She's gonna cry.
She was gonna feel bad But it's still worth it in my opinion. I mean it sucks that she cried for sure but God on your end So then when she finally after a couple minutes go by was she just like we're all laughing about everyone's laughing They can't find a counter still like dude Me the Lee we're all laughing about it. Messing pages like okay. This is funny now She's like you know she's like wipe her tears off right and then he makes us some sandwiches I can't remember we ate him.
It's like everything's a blur after worth. I came from aint him there hung out or not Right. We hang out there for like that's so fucking awesome that he didn't like made you say was like after that stuff like that I was like a piece of Just just made you cry so take the sandwich right so but it was amazing You know mestin sold it. I don't know how fuck you did it without breaking character He's good at that and he just like there was no plan of like hey I didn't want to say anything about your temperament you can we said hey You can build up the anger and then kick the fuck or you could be nice as fuck and then just go for the shock factor Right, but we kind of I'm gonna get angry.
Okay, we know do it. Yeah, that's more believe sold it He was angry unwrapping the lettuce Every time she like kind of topping he was just like I'm just like rolling his eyes like really lady like let me get the fuck out of here. I want onions I want pickles so first off page. Why the fuck do you keep ordering stuff?
Paige didn't know why do you keep ordering stuff you're listening? You knew the guy was mad and you had to add like seven or eight things I know you got lettuce and you got onion. I know you got pickles. You love fucking pick you added all the head unwrap all this stuff It's our point of that guy to me or is it you that's your thing?
I'm gonna do this guy do it right so you rub salt them We already kept getting stuff you have to get all those add ons So I love the story so much and one of the one of the reasons I love it is because I mean we were there for we were there for the planning So I remember it's and that's what we do like you have so much time in our fingers hurry up and wait Being at like camp dodge for weapons call over there for three days We're in the barracks bunk beds everybody's in the same room and just being like well fuck this is a weekend It's always a weekend where somebody's getting married. There's no shit We're just stuck in the barracks can't drink fuck TV Just see pulling pranks on each other and coming up with schemes and plots like that and for one it's I love it because it's Like you said it took a year just a stage and then it took another year to execute I fucking love that and then that then we all like you know we hear you know certain plats of everybody That is fucking it's not gonna happen, but it takes time You know I mean it's it's it's it gives us something to do Like lippies instantly strictly a product of water right? It was amazing it was amazing it happened. Yeah the fact that it passed in it is just one of the best pranks I've ever heard Absolutely do you ever text mess them out and just say so?
I'm going to supertime I'm going to post this one post for the real myself snap like mid broadcast also I love that and then and then yeah, I love the story cuz I know you I know page well to You you zero fucks don't give a fuck. You don't care about her people's feelings. I love that like you're just real So page sweetheart So I love it. I've heard the story tons of times.
I don't get never get tired here in the story Dude, that's why I said earlier before he told us. I'm like I fucking tell people Oh, you tell us the story asshole like no, I love this story. So I've heard the story like I said I've heard the story we've had messed it on the podcast. He told story.
Yeah, totally great line He just totally great now. I think we're we're gonna have to edit it put separate So if anybody just wants to hear just the pointy story and then I've also heard it where all All three of them were together at here And then just seeing like paid even without like so the story was going on and it him Why you mess her going back and forth but then page was chime in like, you know, it just seemed like the pain of She probably had like the fear of your face. I was like, oh my god, you poor thing like and she was that's wrong How far ahead was PTSD? How far into drilling where we just she's met a handful of us I know I met her so she had not met anybody from the end or just happened to not meet mestin She had never met mestin as far as I'm concerned.
There might have been some time they were around each other They're not even like hey face to face introduction. Hey, this is Ryan mestin But we all get together my groups. I there's probably instance where she had seen but Total black ops totally covered approximately or what year was this? I want to put it I'll say the sandwich instead would be 2010 maybe 9.
It's like maybe 11. It's tough. Yeah, it was after you were on job It was after The coding incident it was that was the after me this is an incident that it was it was before me because he used to live with me It was before that so I'm trying to think oh, it doesn't make too much of a difference right you know when it was but Yeah, man, I just I love that story. It's one of my favorite stories in it On top of that like just such good stuff I'm absolutely um since you brought the coding incident.
Yeah, let's just mess kind of mention it You said you got some more so you're like retail that's where I wasn't there for this I mean I was I'm sure I think when mestin told it I guys pretty hammered or pretty Oh, yeah, I don't remember a ton of it But what was that specific incident this one again? And that probably wasn't a matter had their first face to face time this this idea was so this has brought to me my big E this idea is hey again This is bored drill talking this is an idea that was birth that boredom hey, let's all get together Let's all I mean drills and we all drilled a link in the brass. Yeah. Yeah, not all this living link And we're from all over the state right right?
Yeah different states and people were it's not it's not the episode where we all come from like any other You guys are from all over the place guys are driving three four hours to get there And so it's hard for everyone to get together on non-drill weekend and so someone said well, let's let's get together And let's uh let's fuck around on a non-drill weekend sure okay Yeah, absolutely so we decided to do it in the city that's not what we drill at which is good because some of us don't live there It's smart and biggie thought hey Why do you want to host? I got a guy who wants to cook for us and he wants to come over He's like a poor weekend guy something like that okay, just a friend of his yeah, Albert or something whoever's name I know of the name just because I've heard of like him hanging around back then I don't think I've ever met him or anything he's a poor weekend or a Dominican guy, but he goes hey This guy's a this guy will come over If you just want to get a keg or you won't have beer till be white will be this guy will come over He'll cook for everyone have to be like a like a kind of like a latin cookout kind of things It's like this like Dominican this like a walk or something like that right Spice what's that guy was an Albert was that guy's name Alberto Alberto Alberto okay, so I had right mind so oh And he was I just left a room so I Didn't hear but yeah, he's some kind of some kind of PTSD from being deployed, but he was Air Force so he had prescriptions for certain things kind of deal and I didn't really know anything about this whistle there and so this guy This fucking shmo, you know big I trust biggie. Maybe this is just his big joke on us. So you won but he says yeah This guy will cook out everybody over so I say hey your boys my house.
I was my candidate I was all the pine streets So yeah, yeah, I would say in the vicinity of 6 to and pine that we're all say I don't want to say the exact scene because there were Some illegal things done that I was gonna say I could probably tell you that you might you might know around that off the cuff but this guy Seems like a super nice guy came over he came over I had a kid I think that throughout the night about 80 90 people came went throughout the house shit Yeah, the cake guy the cake was dry and you know quick I'll probably like like two and a half hours. Maybe so I get a keg and this guy cooks people He brings a shit ton of food. That's all I mean that's all I did that he did and he also said hey I'm gonna I'm gonna bring it like a jungle juice like a drink over okay It's like hey, that's that's fine. Go ahead there.
Yeah, it's perfect You're gonna come to my house you're gonna cook for all these people so we have like you know She detourches the backyard is awesome. So you know friends come over a lot of my friends army bodies come over spicy's back there The brothers of your back there Dame leaners back there. We're hanging out and like I said the guy makes food eat he goes and he makes his jungle juice It's a it's a purple Gatorade based drink. He's got lifesavers and shit floating there and he's got the top off So like girls can walk up and it's like oh there's candy in the drink like a rack up Well, I did not know this guy put coating and smashed up percocet and put it in like that's not you have to tell people You have to tell cuz yeah people die right well and I'm fucked up when I find out about it and so And I thought it came out.
I mean how did you find out? You remember here's you were drinking it tears of all this is the details. This are so hazy Well, yeah, everyone is fucking everyone's fucking acting loopy because everybody's drinking. Oh fuck I've never had anything like that before I never been a part of anything or seen anything like that before so I know I But I think I kind of get them you know the vibe that you just like it's not a normal drunk party I had never had like a payment before I had one surgery my life and I was like junior high and it would give me more I'd be yeah, so I never like had an oral payment.
Oh really? That's just into the moon I talk to my ACL high school and so I've had it reconstructed the game Oxycoding or oxycodone, and yeah, I would take a pill and next thing I knew it would be like lunchtime at school I would remember the whole first time I'm fucking gone. I feel like you're on a cloud You're 100% it's legit yeah, absolutely and so basically yeah He puts this in there. I don't know how much of what how much does but it's one of them orange like high school Gatorade Oh, yeah, it's in our kitchen The majority of people are kind of coming in outside and people are the shit the cake It wasn't too bad first because people were drinking the cake beer right but the cake does get tapped and then people turn to BYOP Or this jungle juice that Alfredo would have a number of name is is has made in the kitchen and people start drinking that stuff and people Are getting loopy.
I mean it's I was like five-gallon jug. You got a five-gallon Coding in Percocet. Yeah at this point you had any I've had about probably three cups of it Jesus and so did you feel like There's some not right or you just think it can I'm sure you went through help obviously diminish the cake I was already drunk before I had the first cup of it Okay, and I think I had a cup and when I was their mid cup or the end of that cup I was informed by biggie What do you think of that stuff and I said? Well, we don't have beer.
This is what it's got to be yeah, and he's like well. Yeah, but that's uh That stuff should be taking you on I was like what do you guys put in here? I'm just like what I was never clearing. Yeah, I was vodka Gatorade and then I'll put a couple bottles of cody in a Whole I think a whole pill bottle of Percocet.
She's and smash it up and like a pedestal or what I don't know me and so I don't know you know like in the movies when someone else and someone like tells you that you're doing something You know like when the characters like switch the drinks and you guys are drinking They're only like focusing on real fast. I realized what I was drinking and I was drunk and I Fuck it And I threw it down I went and got another cup right and then I started telling people it was in there Just which is good that you started telling people and then I got another cup of it But people it get it spread people had already had it Yeah, people already been drinking people already fucked up off of it People continue to drink it after they found out was in there and that that points like well, that's fine And that's all and I was having a huge conflict of interest. I'm like one second obviously It's my house. This is here.
We're drinking this shit people get behind the wheel. It's like I gotta make it It's different if it wasn't your house I mean it's still not people shouldn't be drinking the driving ever I mean whether you're drinking that or not But if it wasn't your house and you like you could leave or something happen you could fucking bounce But the fact that it's your house and you didn't know about it. That's fuck you know top of that like it's an opioid It's narcotic. Yeah, I'm so I've allergies to those things.
Yeah, those opioids Pressure you're breathing drive like people can actually overdose die and then yeah absolutely in your house White chicks dining your house is a problem for anybody Yeah, you can't have that white girls get down and it's not it's not a no-go That's a no-go all day or day And things slowed down so when you had that stuff it was like Yeah, things just slow down and it was just like I mean said you kind of like you're on a cloud It was just a bizarre feeling and everybody was just loose and that guy like fucking bail so it's probably smart Yeah, I mean I just don't remember seeing him the cooler the cooler gets cashed That's five downs. I should be blown and he's packed up his walk or whatever. He was he drinking? Oh, he was drinking stuff It was just a fucking nutty thing, you know, yeah And you think if you were like you know, it's someone's hey, I'm gonna come cook for it I'm gonna spike all your guests right or like have something on there because like you said people are There's somebody was allergic to that like what the fuck yeah, yeah, it could be dangerous I know this is like all about good times the cast of the hey stories from this was pretty wild effect someone You know a dassy someone did that I mean this is nobody died, but nobody died people got fucked up I was fucked up and I guess I can partly that to the morning so at some point things wind down I'm kicking people out because I'm now I'm fucked up.
I'm drunk and probably high up this stuff, right? And I'm telling guys you gotta get out of the house. I gotta leave I can't leave this house on supervised so I'm telling people to go and tell us only people I know personally right We get down to like 15 20 people that I know personally there's no outsiders to everybody. Hey, lock the door You all stay here.
I gotta go rack out. I'm done right up all day get ready for this party cool. See ya Everybody racks on party's ending. This is it like pride two 33 I get up it about six forty five six thirty.
I just wake up. We like that drunk Oh shit, what I do I get up and I go downstairs and I need some water There are people still drinking in my kitchen and there are people I don't know at this point. What oh my god So you guys all know I'm gonna not say his name right guys No, I mean a friend of mine, but he had gone up to the bar off the street the tracks tracks I'm laughing and he had drank some of the purple drink and eventually out of the house to go to a bar Met some people at the bar and brought him back to my house for an after bar and they were dudes Oh, and then these dudes were hanging out with my buddy in the kitchen still drinking at 6 30 in the morning for after bar So I woke up into my dismay. I was like well fuck.
Yeah, fuck out of here I tossed him all out of there was it right not good and I ripped his ass And that's the perk assist me so Alberto you're a fucking slime ball Yeah, that's all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else Now you said you had gone to that party. Yeah, so so my whole deal was I Knew I knew Alberto because my ex His best friend was dating Alberto. Okay, and he was a scumbag all I knew about him was he was an Air Force guy who claimed to get injured while deployed He was sell Prescription drugs. He was abusive.
He's the same guy when we had messed up on the podcast He took me in somewhere and then they got a gun pulled out or whatever He's just a shady real shitty dude. So I remember this I was with my ex and like her daughter at the time It's just you know nine probably like five years old so Maybe why was having a party much army guys there? I don't want to say that but you see you see fights around the night I think that was something the whole thing was kind of senator. Yeah, I think you see fight around the night So I'm like well obviously I'm not gonna stay long if we got a five-year-old at a whiny party right or any adult party It was no kid that was only kid, but I think we were pretty close to like fuck list up We might stay for 45 minutes or something like that.
So yeah, we showed up It's an army guys area like when he said Wilburn Molina the Vascals, you know people like people local guys I'm only gonna show up. Hey, what's up? Give them that's everybody had a couple drinks. I can't help I really had Yeah, I probably had you know within an hour, you know, maybe frickin hard Maybe like four drinks, you know, right and I remember I I'd love to say you know what we know we got it.
Obviously we got to go right so I'm gonna go home on the way home I didn't I wasn't drunk that was the only thing I drank right I didn't pregame or whatever like I said We were out or maybe shopping to do something on the way home. I'm not talking about the field here I got home and I started vomiting. I got sick And I'm like, I didn't drink. Did you think it was that?
I mean were you like it has to be that? I don't remember what we did that day, but I remember just being like, well, I'm not drunk I'm just like drink a little bit. Right. I'm not I didn't have enough I saw this kind of work like that's weird.
I have had I've had a couple I've had surgery for broken holes that surgery for a broken hand I've had prescription drugs before and I've vomited off of those before okay, like my stomach when it comes to food I'll fucking eat anything. Sausage is fucking weird. It's not weak in that way, but when it comes to prescription meds I've had problems with vomiting like I just knowledge you so but I didn't put that together with that I just figured we ate so I can't remember what we ate earlier. It might have been that sandwich What does that sandwich place on Dodge?
It doesn't matter, but anyway, I thought it was maybe that and then later on I found out about the Cody and kind of deal and I think we had a mess on the podcast and was like, no man, everybody knew about it I'm like dude, I was there for like 45 minutes like I didn't know what was going on. You know what I mean? Like had I know that I don't need it. I would only just have three cups of water.
So I'm with you I fuck Alberto and that's For me just throwing up fucking that's not that bad for you dude You've left out because honestly somebody with the allergy to narcotics or opioids or somebody would add too much Like you have too much beer. You have chicks falling out passing out. Yeah, you have somebody overdose on opioids. It's good night No That Oh, yeah, you're puking you know, it's just opioid overdose your people's get pinpoint Your respiratory drive stops and you stop breathing and eventually after that your heart stops beating Honestly somebody could have died or yeah, or they could have left car accident or whatever.
Well fucking them the whole city's coming down on Why are you like you motherfucker? Are you killing people? Spicy's out here working out for a tridentate endorsement from mother's gets drunk drive? This is your public service spicy, so you're welcome mad Bitch's mad.
Yeah, that's interesting Yeah, and the details are hazy and I guess even if I didn't know about it like a boss who said sometimes I'm just gonna you know Even since bliss and yeah, nobody so maybe I knew about it. But the problem is is I was fucked up Even even there was a girl trying to prove on there too, so it's kind of like you know, it's not your young name out So, uh, yeah, dude, that's it's fucked up. Yeah, like fuck fuck Albert. Oh, you didn't have good parties there We used to live off of pine and uh We got a good time there.
We we got some miles out of that house. Yeah, the rental house at a house like that on 67 So Um nothing that I want to talk to you about as you are sitting with two guys who don't Partake in fantasy football and all don't ever plan to and you're one of the biggest fantasy football guys So I want to hear your opinion on it like why do you love it? Like I know you got you have a good league you guys do like trophies you do when I think of fantasy football I think of you and your group of friends who do it because I see on snapchat and shit I just never got into it. So I just I don't I would be too obsessed with it like spicy We're talking about it today because I told them I'm gonna bring it up to you And I just think I would obsess over it too much and it just would take away just like the game for me So, but like what's your relationship with it?
It's gotta be a love hate thing, right? I I love fancy football and it's funny. I was just like you all the skeptic I was kind of unsure about it first and the guy who got me into it basically told me hey You're a chief sky or a chief stand do you watch any other NFL and I say not really it's just it's kind of a watch I'm a big football guy, right? This is why I love it It makes every game watchable because you might have a player in the game which does make sense And he's right because you did it for baseball too even for a different baseball.
I'm a sportsman. Yeah You're one of the biggest sports that I mean I am too, but I'm not as religious about it as you but I go chief I'm a go chief It makes every game watchable I could be watching a Seattleers at Coltean and not give a fuck what happens But I might have Russell Wilson as my quarterback and I'll say well I'm gonna watch the game I want to watch the game you have to stake it makes the NFL more watchable and NFL football is so much more pure than college But I think I like college football more because I like the imperfections if I like these guys are They're not gods or human. You know, it's right. I like they're not they're young kids and more scrambling quarterbacks It's it's my football is more pure in college and pros.
There's so much their bullshit Fancy football is great You guys have seen my snapchats Sundays are kind of like a holiday for me during football season I commission a league and I I am a loser and I have a TV and a garage and a bar I have my garage. I have a TV a bar. I have couches out I love it man It's I'm a loser and my wife absolutely hates it She knows it Sundays if I'm off duty the league and I have usually a hundred percent participation It's just people from your shift. It's it's it's no it's there are there's only one other fire Okay, there's an there all these other guys are like just guys from I grew up with and stuff like that It's a tight knit group, right and we usually have a hundred percent participation everybody shows up on Sundays if they're guys on a shift and we Basically at 11 o'clock more people show up to both the garage doors get open and it's the garage open You guys are more welcome to ever come participate one from about 11 o'clock to about 7 38 man o'clock p.m We're either drinking I got any fell red zone fired up.
There's music playing the background and there's no tell what's gonna happen Yeah, and you got a area where you because you're big in the golfs where you like people are chipping and chipping all for all so yeah I got a chipping grain that yard that's gonna bag toss we got airsoft pisses out there were shooting cans People are throwing knives the place to be on this from here. It's just it's sillyness. It's fun It's a good spot. It's good because it's a garage so you can do every one you spill beer and other fucking matters to the time But yeah, I'm a big fan football guy.
Oh, yeah, this is like a college show. I give people fancy No, thanks for balls awesome. You need like a nasty and friends league going I guess you ever had nasty friends all commissioner league for you guys So next week you guys want to start a league up you just talked about your guests You ever had a show we could have an actual nasty friends Thanks for the league what's up? What's the name of your your league?
Do you have something fancy? We are called the League of oppression Nice. Mm-hmm right now my my face football team. This name is Randy Marsh equals Lord.
Yes, that's actually my I love it. That's one of my favorite things are names. It's all my favorite like we have Spencer He comes on podcast and it's one of my best friends I work with him and shit and he had last year he had Antonio Brown so his team name was hashtag Browns life matters Which is great, but then he said one of his mainly his buddy has Kareem Hunt and the name of his team is Peaches and Kareem I fucking love that. It's like my favorite part about it It's just like hearing like the names are like touchdown my pants is always a popular I've always been like more of a fan of I don't like to play on players names I like to hit on a like social issues.
Yeah, it's like one year my team name was the Japanese reactors Yeah, just shit like that. There's something big event So I usually like to kind of play on that so Trump is a big piper name early this year Right, that's a little hangin fruit. Yeah, that's two reason that guy so I'm a huge self-port guy Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I think you and I are on the same page. I don't know spice girl.
No, not as much as you guys I'll catch you every now and then but I was so pissed it wasn't unless I was supposed to be new and I was like Every season which is fine. I just want to make sure I don't miss it. There's two more blackouts this season So they always do like three episodes black out three or so it's black out there's black out and there's so but I'm a huge huge Trip Parker Mass. I'm gonna fucking geniuses absolutely The some of the brilliant there's some of those brilliant minds all our time in my opinion I tell you for joke and you can learn a life lesson.
That's a skill South by like I just talked to Spencer about it because he loves South Park There's a he was South Park you and then like me or the ones I know that like love it Here's our hair's another one. He loves it as well and here's welcome back from the point of really Yes, welcome back Absolutely, we always like well text like you know when the episode shit and like to me Let's start talking work there They like if you don't like South Park like I judge you like like even if you don't like cartoon You don't like the stupid humor But if you can't watch it appreciate what South Park is doing then we have problems like it's fucking awful Randy Marsh may be the best character of all time on any show like he is absolutely fucking but he's my favorite Him and Cartman. I absolutely love so many Marcia under reading Fantastic here, absolutely fantastic, but yeah, no just get back to your fantasy like you guys So you have a show if you guys doing anything for the losers like a lot of those fantasy people do like we're gonna get tattoos I know you guys don't do anything. That's my problems right now.
I want to I want you to enforce harsher penalties I guess we guys who are really kind of resisted to that last year. I said hey look I want the loser to go down to there's a really popular intersection in Omaha. That's known for let's call them urban pioneers Like to stand and hold signs asking for money and so I I propose last year It's still negotiations right now. I'm a staunch negotiator So I get my way, but I want to have where the loser has to stand down on 72nd and Dodge Okay during rush hour traffic the signs saying I suck a fancy football.
Yeah, I'd say a good hour I'd say like from five to six Not a big deal I think I see a lot of leagues that do stuff like that right um, but there's got to be some shame to it And I also had a pretty good idea of I had this idea to come to me the other day I was thinking like what's something really embarrassing I think if people don't say that we usually have a fancy football payout party at the end of the year So we go to a bar every gets there's there's some money. There's some cash being changed. This isn't a free thing There's some there's some money involved in this and we have a we go to a bar There's a kid that's built up on the sides So usually your drinks are paid for for most of the night So I have this idea now where people are gonna reject that me to make it a social outing And so I think I'm gonna propose if you guys won't stand make the loser stand our street corner by himself Then we'd all go and I want the loser to go in to a coffee shop doing a slam poetry night and get up and say something Like I want to get up there and say something It's like smash Yeah, I think that'd be like perfect if you lose then you got to go with slam poetry night We're gonna sit down here to get there and you're gonna rat aloft your verses. That's the deal Fuck put me on the corner.
I'd rather do the corner for an hour There's gotta be some more right it's gotta be more rush. There's gotta be motivation to not If you ever lose my mind, there's gotta be some publishing right have you ever lost and you're like I've never been last place before Yeah, you've wanted a you've wanted before I've always been to consistently the top three Okay, my name is on the trophy. We got a really nice trophy. Yeah the trophies called the connor McCloud trophy I didn't know how to name no I called the connor cloud.
That's you guys are you guys from the highlander series? I'm familiar. I don't know anything about it, but I know of it good good bad movies. So that makes me Oh, yeah, I know the news I've seen them, but it's been I was probably 10 when I saw the premise the movies There can only be one This movie is these guys are like immortals and they're fighting for the ultimate prize the last main standing and you gotta cut the guys head Off so these guys are fucking running around with swords.
Yeah, cut his head off No, you cut a guy's head off you say there can only be one that's the line for the league is there can only be one That's a lot of that a lot of trophy if you want it you get your name and grave in the side It's a nice trophy. Yeah, you lose the trophy is a 25 ounce Keystone ice can Yeah, I got from Phil's down on 30th names for 99 cents I paid for it and change and it is attached to a base And it says loser and as a penis run on it And the other rule is when you win the trophy's got to be on public display in your living room And when you lose the trophies got to be on public display in your living room for the whole year So if you lose you had a Keystone ice can attached to a base with a cock-dron on it on your mantle piece You're living that's awesome and our loser has stayed true to form He's got it on his nice living room sitting right there. So your family comes over. You cannot put that shit away Right, no, you can't and I've heard of stuff like that So if anybody in the league comes over and it's down what's the penalty for that?
We've never discussed that I'm actually glad you said that because that's something we got like I said the public shaming We got a delving like it We need like a 10 commandments as long as you guys guys that have integrity that you know that they're not gonna not display the loser You know trophy, but yeah, I mean there should be obviously be consequences that if yeah you show up at their house Like what's your fucking case all nice trophy? I gotta like get the trophy registered with like the Department of Health and Human Services Oh, yeah, or like the welfare services. They can just randomly show up and make that fuckers on there Bring him up mr. Smith.
We're just doing a quick inspection. Okay, you're good to go. All right. Have a good day Yeah, where's that fucking trophy?
Yeah, so it's good. I know like you and you and a patch not big fancy football guys I love it. I adore it. Yeah, it makes Sunday's awesome makes all the pro football watchable They're all assholes.
They're overpaid divas. Yeah, they're a bunch of fuck boys Yeah, but if you add that to it you can get your taste and you can fuck around your friends Yeah, it's good and I'm not a big fan of pro football players. I hear you I think that just unsymbos me like I love football. I love college football way more than pro football I just never got in the fantasy football watch NFL.
I just I'm real competitive to what it comes like gaming stuff like that I'm just like it's gonna take too much time. I enjoy hearing like you talk about fantasy Chemists is oldest place fancy, you know, but I we got this week, right? I'll talk about it with people, but I just don't have interest to play we do however are in the death pool So if you know we talked about it, please if you want in next year, we got a shit ton of people going but the cap is unlimited It just has to be people we know so that we could get money right it's gonna be closed for invitation only but if you I asked you guys are you worried at all about That goes no, no, I don't want David Carrey needs ghost with a bell prize next so we got we got this last week But the thing about it is like their thing is like their slogan is Everybody's gonna die might as well have fun And so the thing is is I'm not like honestly I have Ric Flair on my list when he went down I didn't have a hit at that point I did not have it I didn't want him to die because I honestly do like Ric Flair But if you happen to die I'm getting those goddamn points and he was a solo pick So I mean I get 25 extra bonus points I only want our feeder home to get so I don't choose people I choose people who I think are gonna die not who I want to die So I don't think that there's any like any karma and the thing is the league it has official rules the number one rule is you can't kill anybody for Point, right? It's literally against league rules to go kill somebody that's over It's Doug Stanhope, you know Doug Stanhope is it you don't know dude?
He's a fucking he's one of the all-time best comedians He's fucking phenomenal. I mean he's a yeah He's a comic comic like and he's like people who are comics go to see him that they crack everybody's like he's one of the best He's so good. He's phenomenal. I love it, but he's morbid like he's been a man show yeah Yeah, the original man show it was him and Joe Rogan like so here's the curl up for Right right and so the thing about it is like I mean he has a bit where he it's a fantastic bit about how he helped his mom commit So it's like she was like dying of cancer and shit and then he wrote a book about it shit And it's oh I'm just on it.
He's so good. I was just gonna say don't spoil that No, I'm not gonna spoil that bit But he should just gave her a coating and put it in for me I'm not like that's not like that No, but it's not the beer hall push is that that stand up special I think so that one used to be on Netflix might still be on there It's great. He goes into NFL he goes into charities and cancers Yeah, he's people walking for stuff like it's he's a phenomenal stand up if you like stand up so good Yeah, but started to delve into a little bit like you got me to bow burn on that was not a huge stand up guy You turn me on to that guy. It's fine.
We're bumping him last night I find a lot of guy. I don't want to lose a side of the death pool because I do have a question about that so Something else came up, but I want to stay on the death over I got some questions so okay, so like in fancy football, you know They're running back towards touchdown or a quarterback throws for touchdown There's a point differential so say if you pick a guy who is like 50 and he dies at a younger age Do you get more points for it's gonna swing on a guy who's younger? So what happens is it's their age minus a hundred so if they're 50 you get 50 points if they die But where a lot of people do is they get bonus points say like if Rick Flair would have died he was like what 67 or whatever I would have got a hundred minus 67 those points Then I would have gotten extra 25 points because I was the only one who had him now if you get somebody they die on their birthday There's points. I think if you pick somebody who's black and they die in February.
Yeah, but this room on the you get bonus Yeah, yes cancer if they die You get the Kurt Cobain bonus points And that's where I mean you got to understand like the top people the top funeral home right now They have nine people I did the math the other day They're beating us by like 1400 points like these people have like six seven hits and you could pick up to that's 10 or 20 it's not your only it's a leader in clay. Well, no, we do we're doing the money within our only but there's a hundred ninety eight other Team's or funeral homes on the website right now. We're ranked 87 of that of all of them So we're getting hits like yes, so we're playing in our home and then we're I guess competing against as a team Yeah, the other thing is home. So we're in our funeral home We're just competing with the ones in there So you pick your 20 people it starts January 15th It goes to the summer 31st.
There's even bonuses for if you get hit on the last day I got a hit on within 12 hours of starting Yeah He died within 12 hours of his starting so I immediately jump in the first place. I've been the first one Yeah, yeah, I heart-stopping beginning for you I've had I like me. There's there's there's people on there that yeah, you get like I had half a bunch of people I have Yeah, I won that's nine points. Yeah, I also had There's 92 because it's eight right right yeah, yeah The thing is there are some oldest people in world so say if there are 101 points and say they die you lose a point But if you're the only one who have him you get the bonus points, right?
But there's some people somebody was a shot or right Right, right but there was somebody who like who was 102 and the only two people on the side that had him were in the same Funeral home so they both lost points they didn't get any bonus points because they're over 100 because it's 100 minus their age So obviously they'll take points away. There's a special yeah, so yeah, so for me I hit super fly to me So when I was finalizing my list of 20 he was I think the last person I put on there so hours later It started he died. I was the first person to get a hit so I got a 20-point bonus I was only one in our funeral that had a 24 bonus so right off the bat I got like 77 points yeah off of somebody I would have said 47 points, so what's like a leading score in a clubhouse right now? Who's who's leading?
Who's your? First place with four four hits four hits and a hundred oh look at like a hundred and sixty-some points So is that good enough to lock it up for the year? No, well the thing is is we're kind of we're talking about this last night or last week on the pockets But we're kind of in a limbo stage because our top three people him lemme and then long are the top But they all have what's the terrorist guys like daddy? Yeah, yeah leader of Isis Yeah, and he's 55 points, but there's information that he might not actually be dead So if he comes back those points and that'll fuck us as a team But then he'll still stay in first, but then his sister jumps ahead of long into place like if I did the math But right now I'm tied we have 13 people in our funeral home I'm tied for ninth because I just have one hit and it's it was you I had you but right now we have spicy who's in first place And turn here he has a hundred and sixty points lemme in second with a hundred and six long 98 J-hope 46 And then it goes point wise from fifth all the way down He goes like 38 19 and then my brother Mikey He had brings up the real four points, but we have three people who do not have hits which I think is as a funeral home Pretty goddamn good that 30 people yeah, yeah So so it's fun man I check it every day like I see it when I follow them on Twitter and they're usually really quick Right, so I don't guys so as soon as I see that I instantly go to the website to see and I try to like Text me within the last week or so yet have died Tom Petty died and they just had roughy may die yesterday Right, so every people are like oh don't text me.
Oh, you got something you don't feel like fuck any But you're saying I don't even know that guy died right is more than I have a lot of shitty people in there's people in that I picked out my 20 because I have some older people like people that I don't want to die like really Nelson or something Like I don't really know but if he dies he dies then there's people that are like fuck if this guy dies It's a win-win like Right, right. I have a whole Kardashians on my Yes, that's the thing like if you're because we're playing for money right like I mean everybody's putting money in Besides what it costs for us it is it's like because they're on the website You have to pay and I think we did we had a lot of people back out on us on the last minute But I think more and more people are and it's not it's saying we're buying We're we decided 30 bucks a person because they were gonna pay out I think the top Reason why we decided to go 30 because it's year it's it's a long I mean 30 long yeah But I mean there are some people like who do I mean there are people like I don't even know that person How do they have it but the look this person has cancer Like pro wrestlers are fucking phenomenal because they can't You know I mean you start getting like some people that we were picking people my guess is for money You can do whatever you want you can research and I'll look into it like you hear stuff Like oh about cameras got throw cancer maybe think about it for later the trade around or next year Because they do have trade rounds where you can go and then you have like they count down the trade on Then you have like 24 hours 24 hours or you can trade somebody else or somebody else if you want You can put a watch list up where it's just right there They have to be in the database sometimes they don't have everybody you can submit and then if they agree then they'll add them into the database And you could only on a trade round you could only pick up somebody who nobody else in your funeral has right somebody else has them you can't add But you don't know people can add that person in that first game ship here. They're you know, yeah, they're definitely You got me like I had the ice the leader vices like if he dies we get a check I can jump in with a guy Look at me. I got George H.
W. Bush. Yeah, there's so much I don't even have somebody to think for you guys We've got all bag daddy, right if he's not if now they're saying he might not be dead Yeah, I mean that's what it was that one sixty-something points right there as a team We would lose and that would drop his way down overall and with that like say Kim Jong He's a young guy. I want to say he's fucking like 30s early 40s So you look at that like you could you could play like you're sure bets like okay?
I got something else in there he was 91 George W Bush who's been a nice use in his 90s and get 6.5 points 3 points or you could be like you know what? Chris Brown's crazy Johnny Manziel's risky. He's 27. You hit one of those right?
That's 77 when you honestly when he jumped up and he got the first hit he got like 77 20 I write that in there. I go no he's gonna beat him like they would have to I mean I just felt that way because it's so much like I thought going into it. We said it's on a podcast that JPEG She's doing it like my wife and so she did it She did literally there's a countdown when you have to have him submitted She had her last pick submitted three minutes before close like she we waited to the very end and I thought she had the best list only Because out of everybody she had the most solo picks so I thought bonus point wise if she could get some hits She would jump out when he jumped out right away and last year celebrities from like October to December It was a huge fourth quarter last year for people for points Talk like fancy football terms about people croaking right but the thing is it's every day We check it anytime somebody dies no joke. I get a text from my uncle Harris usually text me even though he's not in it I don't think he couldn't get in time for whatever is it but two or three people text me like hey Who has this person where do you guys stand like it?
I mean that's why I was put it out on the nasty friends Twitter because we got a lot of people who are interested my mom asked me the Day she's like you got a hitch yet? Like it is the thing is people are gonna die. I'm not wishing for people to die It's not like we're here like oh come on Unless it's somebody like him John right with that like you can't die from a mill like you can die like if you're gonna get hit with a Drone or something I would just get the age points I wouldn't get a point for murdering like that because military it doesn't count as a murder so you don't get the Whatever whatever there's a bonus from right. Yeah, I don't remember what it is, but probably the John Wilkes booth But There's a couple people that I am kind of like right yeah, it's insane I TOS And being a highly decorated ENT You got this is Yeah, this is No, there's no fucking coding There's rebel now there's if you like captain I'm a fast-rope like I'm trying to get segway here.
I just realize there's P-light this is what we usually do go hard in the paint. So it's just nice hard in the paint Well when I used to live with my me man fox he would bring all my V bags and hang over days Which are rare now but back in the day when like he said salty when he said go hard But there's no like sugar shit like we've talked about this playing time Well, you'll get a raid like you know try to rehydrate all the sugar and shit that's in it everything you get a taste It is a little bit on the salty end for some people, but I love it As you know when it comes to hydrating if you put an IV in which we used to do quite a bit That's going straight into your vein is going straight here So if you start drinking water it takes a while to go through your system to get into your blood IV is the best way to rehydrate You can drink water. They say gait rates good for you It's a lot of sugar it does have electrolytes so you can drink like three waters and then do a great If you're out there like on the court or on the field then yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah Yeah, so so I found out about PD light obviously is what you give to sick kids but it has compared to Gait rates better than gay rate obviously because no sugar is better than water because it's got a bunch of stuff in it So PD light has glucose fructose electrolytes Zinc and a couple other things in there that are it's exactly what that's why you give it to babies if they're dehydrated I read it's all good stuff.
It's way better than water. So a while back for like I use that for like if I'm hungover I'll try to jump some water take some like your profile But now I'll do you PD light and now to get us that further I'll make some PD light with vodka and I just do a free Because people like to like expensive I don't know if you've ever had to buy it yet But we get the off brand. I mean three bucks. Yeah, yeah Regular people like so and it has and on the thing when they see what it's just compared to PD light So it has all the same shape.
It's just less expensive Like the like usually 11 bucks for two of these or these will be like you know eight for two or like six for two I don't see flums dredges. Oh, yeah, you get used to the taste. Oh, yeah It's fucking for something like it's a little on the salty end for people who don't have it But like I said I love it with rum because that sweetness or with captain and I said that sometimes like if I need to I'll just add water to it. So I love it.
This is captain. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a It's a strawberry flavor since we're leaning. Oh, do you have any more questions about the I I'm not I like to put pressure on anybody for anything if you if you're interested in it, right get it next year Like I said, we're not hoping people die some people like you're gonna whatever like if he dies Fuck that's good for everybody plus it's good for me because I have one But I don't I don't see it is that bad because they're gonna die anyway You might as well just play just give an example I'm a guy every year doug stand help would have roughly made because he's in his 40s and he's 500 pounds And rough me is you know what I always say like I don't want the points But if you have because they play for big money too, and so then when he dies on buddy, right?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, and he but when he died He's just like I didn't I go to honestly I never wanted these points rest of these brother I mean it doesn't really care in the end. It's just you know But you know and he just didn't like I said the with flare I didn't want the points But if he goes fucking put me up there, you know what I mean? So yeah, it's a weird way to look at it But once you start in your into it, you're doing your research you're like Do you guys want to do cuz it's a husters kick off soon we can shut it down and watch the Oscar game or we can I Got a bunch of stuff. I'm feeling good I Will put the game on and we can have that in the background or whatever, but there's a bunch of things and I know we're gonna have you Talk about we're gonna have you back on the podcast, but there's a bunch of stuff I'll come back.
I just want to tell people so I mean the game is gonna be on we're gonna be watching it off Not so we're jumping up cussing shit is because we're watching the history game I want to keep going. I just want to make sure we if you really want to watch the game Under our half We're gonna switch gears A lot of things I mean so for people listening We all started in the same army unit the two four five five five detachment We were in the same two four five is a group of six firemen and then there's other detachments We were in the two four five is just six of us. So this is half of the unit at that time We we you know, it's a Pennsylvania. We've been it was constant together We've done a tease we drilled together for years and we don't you know everybody's busy Pags and whiny both had babies in the last few years and we just don't see each other often the podcast is like an excuse for us to get together So I haven't sat down with whiny other than like a wedding or group function There's a shit ton of us right so having him here the top two Just kick it.
It's fucking awesome. And he's such a good story. Oh, dude. That fucking sandwich store I can't wait to go back and re listen to it because it's been so I don't hurt a handful of times But yeah, it's just it's fucking phenomenal.
So you heard his Jimmy John story. Do you know that? I do dude. Yeah, because he he told the story again another bored moments and shit But yeah, he had this this fetish like he said this sandwich is Absolutely, so you got it locked up to the game.
Oh, we got no we got five minutes and then it'll start a little bit after seven So as soon as it's time I will definitely put it on okay Texas case date case days rolling I pick a state And I don't like it updates because this is gonna come out a week from now people are gonna I'm gonna shit one two weeks ago, right? No, but anyway, so yeah, so I was just saying how It's so good to have you here to have you with us finally and going back to the origins of the two four five OGs out of a six person six man unit. There's three of us here. Yeah, oh geez So we don't have to we can talk about that a little bit later I want to get serious and switch gears for a bit when it comes to something personal to me and Marty which is food What are you at?
Like a specialty your go to what do you went to I guess I'll just I made something today so I made something today we can hit that Oh, yeah, okay. I'm a big food guy. I hope the kitchen every day at work. We have an excellent cook Yeah, if you don't know Why not is also a fireman and works at the same department I do and obviously we knew each other before then and I don't like it I'll topic but back in the day both of our dreams were to get on a department somewhere probably get on the department Both at and I just I remember dude.
I remember where you worked at I remember I was at your work We were both like oh yeah, we're both on the storm on You were like I'm done with this army firefighting life. I'm gonna do something different I'm gonna go a combat job. You should come in and I was like, you know what? I already did that life I like the hotel life and living good and you you were like I'm gonna do it and I said you get for you Do it and you did it and I end up staying with the firefighting for a few more years But you did it you did the combat calf calf scouts and you did that for a while and yeah, and that was both I was talking Fuck I remember running into you at the air at the airport We were testing for the airport fire department, and I came out of the interview you were going in and I remember you had the gold Like you built on what the fuck are you doing with the gold belt?
I don't I want to say it was like your army like I guarantee you if we ever get the same gig I guarantee I wear my fucking class A shoes I guarantee I wear the class A shoes because I I Were those things all the time. I don't think I actually own a nice pair of shoes until is Honestly my page of shoes like I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so uncomfortable Things to like you know, I think I were listening to a couple waiting Oh, yeah, so she's like you ain't wearing that shit so I wore those things with my I think even my own my interview Yeah, I guarantee my fire you I wore with my suit right yeah, I wore a black suit So it works be one else it's kind of like right can't show like a fucking ventroquist don't need to do a good job You want but yeah, I was rocking I was rocking in black class A shoes Guarantee it and I didn't want to get off time too much, but it just you know came back again before we both got on the same job now We worked together but we're on separate shifts in separate parts of the city We work for the same fires, right and I just remember back in time. Yeah, I mean the same Italian Yeah, so before that we were kind of like I were both gonna get on we know we're gonna get on and I just remember talking about that And we both didn't have so yeah when you talk about like cooking at your firehouse and helping cook at the firehouse like It's should I talk about all the time because that's every day. Yeah, you know whether I'm in charge or helping or whatever Sorry, sorry, go ahead.
No, I don't know that I think we touched my earlier. It's like me and Paige it's like one of things that it's like our Like our joint hobby. Okay is we love eating together. It's awesome.
Did you cook before the job? No, okay? True a quick story for you when I was a pro be a candidate. This this really happened.
I didn't know shit about cooking I love you like that. I don't know it's on but I know a little just now because my wife's such a good cook She always makes all help her out. So you got you gotta make it page could make me like macaroni ramen And it's like she's out but uh Honestly straight up. I know anything about cooking at all So you show up and it's like you don't realize how big of a deal is the fire service You should work in your life I'm gonna bust my ass and I clean to it.
So I'm gonna you know work hard on on scene Well, yeah, here's if you don't know shit about the kitchen. You're already like playing for my it's tough And this is a true story. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I got a lot of shit for it I did not know you could cook meat by boiling it dead serious.
So I've never seen it done or done it But I didn't know you could it's a pretty common practice unbeknownst to me no idea I mean so like you know chicken and chill out is making chicken chill out one day and again I'm gonna leave this guy out of it because he I got fucking roasted by these guys, but They're you know, we're getting there we're gonna go through his and with store get it Go ahead. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it got y'all if I should have wrote it down Don't be afraid to call people on the podcast don't be afraid to give your fuck use at the end of this like you know We're gonna get fuck use and shouts out anybody anybody you want so during the story like if you're like I want to drop this Name you don't fucking do it like fuck that guy yeah, I uh um he these guys they're all good guys So it's like I'm gonna kill him. You're a 41 41 So it's like it's like a fringe of North though.
Yeah, it's not really quite there. It's right there, but it's there Okay, but ain't there But uh we're there in where it's door. Hey, what we having today? We're having chicken chill out We get all the shit you get the car get back we get the kitchen and I'm thinking all right Well, we got a we got a gorilla baked this chicken to make these insul eyes and he goes alright throw the chicken in a pot Put some water there and put it on the stove Now the thing is for people who don't know you get fucked with all the time when you're on the job Especially as a candidate like they're making you do stupid shit So I'm like don't you I was like you're gonna make me look stupid for him Fucking boil his meat right like fucking retarded well, they want to be a boil of meat so I looked at him kind of like This is jiving now.
He's like no he's like fuck around And put that thing on their own boil it. I'm like alright man So I do it. I'm like we can't get mad. They told me to do it right and then it's like it's cool I walk away from it.
It's like I keep thinking whether I'm gonna get my ass River fucking chicken. Yeah, I walk away from him kind of like side I'm like I'm like shopping a button I'm like race myself multi-inch shit comes to boil and just sit there and I'm all right well okay there I guess it's cool then I shut down all right shred it and move on from there So I'm not just shows you that big range of I think I'm a decent cook now I can make I think you just told me hey make this I can make almost anything now from scratch I feel right pretty good. I know you the same way you guys got you guys eat good down there You guys always eat good down there. Oh, yeah, but now it's like I can I can make anything if you want And so I can make a great from scratch just like that But I couldn't make shit right now I've seen I've seen worse than that like a yeah I started where you're at now at 34 is that's why I started my candidate year just on the B shift and they the same thing They took we have one cook JJ aka Jay Bird Bad rap.
Did you know John? I only met him briefly. Okay. He had a bad rap.
I don't know because his dad was on job But I just I love him. He had 24 years on the job and he would Work which a lot of people don't do that. So for me with JJ. I follow JJ and I would fucking do stuff I remember a couple times I got myself a trouble like my first day on the job He would like take out trash he would clean the kitchen and there would be guys now we call him 220 guys Okay, they got two years on that like they got 20 years on JJ's 24 years on it was me and Black who's not been on the podcast Everybody loves like love like regular I was mean him as candidates We would you're as candidate you do everything else with the phone.
Yeah, you last eat first to get done clean the dishes You're getting pranked you're getting fireworks. They're not you're getting tested The good thing is when you're at a call like at a fire. I'll let the new guy get in there Let the kid get in there. You're pulling singlin you're on the nozzle if you're if you're doing education You don't get fussed obviously on the call they're like hey get in here This guy's working and that's what you want you want to know it's like if you want to take the jaws and pop a door off It's like get the kid do it's like we have a candidate for two different candidates two years straight So we've got a brand new guy so we're off top of every day.
We're training him. Yeah, we just had education other day Like I'll let the kid get in there. Let me get his name with anyway, it should be as a shivvy as a shivvy So I remember JJ 24 years on this is last year's my first year and he's like grab and trash He's cleaning and there's guys with three four years on sitting on the couch while we're sweeping mop in cleaning the kitchen every night You clean the kitchen there's certain chores you do every day and there's there's mowing on like Wednesdays There's linen on Mondays, you know and JJ 24 years on he would do it right? Also guy man.
Also, I remember we got like just like the gay grade Fucking the gay great container like okay from their coding story We had well on the engine yeah, we put ice in it for fires or whatever and he's trying to fucking change it I'm like I got changing though. Let me get it. I grabbed it by the top and soon start pulled it off of the rig It's held on by the top. I thought it was like a twist it fell right on the floor He just told spilled water all over like my I think this was my second day And I'm just like Jesus Christ whatever kid, you know fucking dumbass I would just I just remember that because I'm ever seeing guys with three four years on that just back watch TV The candidates are cleaning JJ with 24 years on his way.
So he has kind of a bad rep I don't know why for me. I'm like I always want to be like that I never want to so even now I got ten years on you know why he's got ten years on the candidate's cleaning up way What do you need help with? I'll get the trick you got back to my office. I always want to help I don't want to be a fucking slump that's a slugo scumbag whatever whatever words are there?
I love shit bag I love shit bag. There's a bunch of I never I never want to be like that So so for lunch if you're a candidate you spend your first eight hours cleaning and Study like you can't watch TV. You're studying so me and laddick would be in the back studying So any excuse to get away from studying we would do it. So JJ would be in the kitchen This is back in the way he would be in the kitchen he'd have his fucking old school rock on and he'd be fucking doing lunch He did lunch every day.
So I would like JJ. What do you need help with? All right chop up these fucking onions chop up these tomatoes chop up these peppers Whatever laws I would just chop the tomatoes chop the peppers chop the jalpinos Brown up this meat fry this cook this right now would watch him cook and I would just fucking chop and what you like a nose and before that Like yeah, I would brown brown up meat at home and I would do stuff like that But as far as I put my green peppers red peppers yellow but jalpinos onions. I didn't use that shit Right, right?
I would probably do back then I would probably do like I'd brown meat and I put onions in it But that was it was never green orange yellow He took a serious and I just every time I'm back at 34 Dude, I'll go back there and I'll think about you know my candidate here like just being fresh like loving the job I still love the job But just just it takes me back because that's where I started out So anytime on there I do a trade day or just filling in there whatever I think about that just here in old school rocker old and the kid that tiny kitchen you guys have and that's In the eating area slash living TV room area, but I just remember listening to old school rock roll with JJ and helping him cook and every day Man, I'm just envision like a walking closet a walking closet and just envision like like three or four grown adult men I'll try and like trying to like move around with knives and pots not gonna be small swing kitchen city Short-lived now. It's getting ready to go. That's right. You guys are a model remodel So now at home like obviously you've become skills in the last 10 years like you have a go to or What do you what's your go to I have no go to we make I honestly I'm a total rip-offer if we make something good at work I add to my Canvas Nadi lights in there so I Know so yeah, I totally rip off I go to work I learned some skills I bring home and I try to press page I Awesome, like I have no go to but like my go to is always like the most current thing we did Right, so I guess I go to right now is it's winter season to see the weather's changing out there So chilly is always a soup some type of silly, but we did a white chicken chili Oh, I'm bored you use like white beans and chips.
Yes, but it's phenomenal. We should make like one of these times here Yeah, I'll tell you what I'll come back for a if you guys will have you back come back to swim from our cast Let's do that and I will bring it down here and have it made a crockpot so we can actually have together So I'll tell you this recipe really will make it together because anytime like the brisket like we'll make nachos we all do it together Let's call it a makeup gift so I'll take guys recipe now and I'll come back and we'll make it next time We'll bring on the green. Yeah, so this is a super simple super easy If anybody's listening at all when you check this out Yeah, this is like the easiest thing ever to fucking make and it makes you look like kick-ass because you're in there slaving away But it's super simple. Yeah, so how do you make it white white so it's super easy to do like I like bushes beans I like bush has the best beans.
Yeah, they have like a white northern bean for like a white chicken chili Right, so it's super simple if you want like eight to six servings You can just get two cans like white northern beans right there Okay, you can get so that so you have your beans right there for the bean pork you can add one can of Chicken broth right so you have that and then you add one can of cream of chicken soup Oh hell yeah, and so this is the first like three fours in the meal is so simple because it's all can Right beans add you add the chicken broth and you add your can your cream of chicken soup Then you add a can like retail like dice green chili. Okay. Yeah, why are you doing all that you have some chicken breast boiling? You can't boil me in case anybody wants to know about it.
Yeah, it's like it is socially acceptable Well chicken so you you you boil the chicken and you dice some jalapenos where you're doing that dice up an onion Maybe a bell pepper any kind of a vegetable you want. Yeah, throw it in the chili shred that chicken up throw it in there And then you can see like white pepper maybe a little bit cayenne salt. Yeah, we're super easy to do white chili chicken chili It's good. It's awesome.
So I'm gonna make it next time I come down here There's the rescue is the breakdown is delicious. We've got to have some oyster crackers and throw some cheese on there too Yeah, I mean, it's it's fantastic, but like I said, I'm going to winter So you gotta have like chili but she's that's it's a good spin on chili something different. Yeah, you could change up chili Fuckin shit six was that it was that a tanner lee totally pick six Jesus He's true to form again work two and a half minutes in and we got a pick six Stadium does look good being blocked out by the way. So anyway, yeah should be about that Things you said so he said oyster crackers instead of sort of crackers some people say saltines or whatever no saltines That's bush league you put saltines and you chill your up a pump big really so what do you do?
Which I'll admit it that I'm put like you the orchard crackers is the only way I think If you don't like chili, I think that's acceptable for me for me I'm doing regular chili. I have to go for you. I I don't know if it drives with like the white chili No, I don't know how to go like that the Fritos and the your standard traditional chili that's it. That's a no-brainer So you're kind of hammering us that sounds great.
I'm not we're gonna have you back. We're gonna do that I'm gonna put camisana making me so That is it. I mean you have your summertime stuff So I like to grill chicken chicken leaner spether most whatever then when it comes around your chilies your beef stews your Sour brat and pop roast like that and you were hammering yourself about chicken I I also didn't know about boiling chicken so it never done. So but there's people that are worse off so like for us too Like if we're doing like chicken enchiladas will often just boil some chicken brass or chicken quarters or we'll just buy the whole chickens That are already there take them back, but goes on pull them put that in the To say chicken yeah, you can have no man out.
Oh, yeah, absolutely if you're short on time or whatever whatever when you boil them It you would think it would get dry out, but it's actually dries out less than if you would just bake like chicken quarters It's absolutely but there's people that come in and they're like hey, hey Hey, like why he said you know they don't know how serious the fuck they're like okay I'm ready to go if you got a car so now I'm gonna do this we got fire again if it's a medical call if I get a blood pressure I'm gonna do this and I think about all the stuff and then worry about pranks and then it's like hey Hey kid brown up chop up these onions and brown up is meat and then people are like It just just brown up the ground beef and they're just like I go you don't know how to fucking ground up people get shy people some people don't know I bet yes, you don't want to fuck up some of these food. Yeah, but I mean that's that's as easy as you can get Brown up this ground beef we're making tacos and people are like I don't really cook like that's not even that's right mother fucker It's not like we're asking you the real the real pressure comes when it's like arkine They have ten fucking big-ass ribeye snakes marinated art always on the grill. Nope. They're all medium They're all medium except for some soul that that fact likes a well done state You know and then you're like oh oh oh that's that's one of the pressure.
Yeah. No, I get I wouldn't do that Like I don't like my wife she loves because she has a degree in culinary arts So like she does all the girl in and all my she needs some I'm micro a little bitch I'm like you need this which is funny cuz like all of my friends like We go to a sous chef. Yeah, like they all do that shit all brown hamburger But like I mean like I made spaghetti for us and I had made anything for us in like the longest time But it's like I would be that way like I know how to But like I know how to do that shit, but you know that was coming I just thought you were doing the opening fucking love it. But yeah, dude I mean it's awesome.
You're like japak's fucking great cook I love hearing about all the food that you guys do and because you guys I'm sure the menu at work is like fucking just It's you it's whatever now like so at my station like the engine cooks for set and I'm on the truck in the truck cooks for set I'll hop up when it's when engine cooks we'll do inspections and we'll do stuff like that and we'll try to go to the kitchen or We'll come in we got a can of some Canada's dishes, but every now and then I'll be like hey What do you I'll ask every day? What do you guys need help with? Oh you might chop up these onions I'm like mother fucker. I can't really take it easier.
Yeah, I'll chop before onions and cry and I'll give them to you But uh when it's when it's time for the truck to cook lately we've been doing like let's do something We've never done before so like two sets ago. We did a salary steak which turned out great We made all gravy made all gravy and we did the mushroom gravy and we did shit on the salary steaks Which is fucking that's my shit? You know like meat potatoes. That's my shit like it was fucking great And then last set we did something new to you know the lack not last set because engine cook but Before that we did something else do so we're like let's do one thing new each set that we've never done before so we've been kind of Experimented the engine they don't cook as well as us.
They don't put a love in it's basic You can always guarantee you're gonna do burgers. They're gonna do some kind of Mexican dish They're gonna do some kind of pasta and then last day they'll finish what they gave it It's always like the same shit when the truck cooks we put well between it We always try to throw something new in there try things out and I like the diversity I like it yeah, so yeah, but yeah serious serious fuck I tell people have joke and like we plan our day around lunch like training calls everything else goes around lunch, but yeah our main focus is on just guy that's everything So yeah, and you know like when I came on the job like I spent four years active Do you are me where you're eating shitty? Chalo and then just after that like a tacos and burgers and fuck for a while at a hamper Helper which is fucking awful, but you know now I think I'm pretty good chemists way better than me But we both enjoy eating we both enjoy cooking so we I mean we try new things and it's just so exciting for me That's all boys getting on it. They'll cook meals.
You know and Wonder when there's time, but yeah, it's it's I love it Hello, you guys have a go to dessert for your chef or we're not so we're in this phase right now Where I'm not right from yes, I feel bad. We're gonna take in a red ice cream shops a lot, okay, and uh which which which which ones we're hidden everything now There is a place right off farm street. That is absolutely fantastic. You ever been a yeah cone flower Oh my god, you had before isn't it it's fucking stupid isn't it?
Oh shit? They're like homemade ice cream there I think you just makes it right there on site. It's like the double like very white. Yeah Where's like one of them if Ryan well, I'm gonna shout out to you later on your ice cream's awesome But you gotta lose that like he's he wears that apron like it's one of those hipster barbers Like a fucking Texas chainsaw man.
This is a family on place. It's not a chain. It's a guy It's always the guy it's the same guy's about that work and he got that cringles must Oh, I like that wax curl my stash going a little bit, but the ice cream is it's the best ice cream He can get away with it because he has that good advice I mean he lets put one of the junior fire fire stickers and register. Oh, you know, it's all like he knows all our names Customer service is awesome.
Yeah, ice cream is awesome. Oh sure the cone flower The record is stupid compared to ten while he's where we at oh, I probably take this place just it's so sure it's locally owned Right, it's down on much about ten while I had a couple times. It's like this guy's like we got going on there I'll definitely I'll definitely check that one in that part. Oh, I mean me and page meet you guys down there any night We page page is addicted to the cooking cream.
It's just fun. All right the guy I smell we step it down Okay, that's also that's cool man. That's awesome for me I take I take desserts sometimes I take it desserts too far cuz I'll do like a dessert after breakfast dessert after lunch No, I know One day it was a holiday. It was me my man J murder a K a porta a K a Cool porta.
I saw your day. Yeah, what is fucking crazy man. He was over here playing Xbox with me Maybe like two weeks ago. I mean he's a basic the fast work for years together.
He's one of the fights motherfuckers out there Poor is a good dude. No filter. No, Fox. I like that.
So uh, it's my game It was a holiday and we did a five-desert day like after breakfast We did like a handheld ice cream and then we did like it. We did five desserts during that day No, it's not like we made five desserts, right? We just had five desserts for that holiday whatever day I don't know what's an Easter web, but at my station. I take pride in the engine I like said when they cook they're soft.
They don't have a lot of love. I don't ask for much right now. Everybody at the stations I'll get some fucking big on cream. I don't drink cream.
I just drink coffee straight right there's the fiend Laurie kids man Shouts out. She's she doesn't drink creamers. So she always says we're the only real man around here I just drink I pour my coffee and I fucking drink and she does everybody else's like Oh, you need some creamers people like half and half. I'm like you fuck now.
It's pumpkin spice everything Yeah, I'm like you motherfucker basic that's basic white It's fucking stupid, so I don't ask for much like I'm like don't skip just get chips for snacks right? We like chips and then get a dessert I don't give a shit if you don't get a salad don't spend $30 on a fucking salad don't get creamer like their shit that I won't give a fuck Just make just get dessert right so then they'll fuck around like when we get dessert like we'll do we'll make oh no scotches We'll make the Reese's peanut butter dessert, which I told you about the butter finger butter finger dessert Oh, yeah, we make the crust and ice cream pudding whipped cream all that stuff. We'll do a scotch scotcharoos, which I love we'll do stuff like that We'll do cake. We'll do you know frosting.
That's fucking no fuck around. I'm like, oh, we got Lemon bars and I'm like you motherfucker Nursery Chocolate That's disgusting to me like lemon bars are something like 80 year old people I asked for like just get a fuck dessert. I don't give a shit about it. Yeah, we gotta get radish is a cucumber's I don't give a fuck about salad.
I usually don't eat the sound get a dessert right don't get lemon bars It's not for chocolate and peanut butter and fucking like it pisses me off like seriously Yeah, that's much we go hard with desserts. I mean, right girl I know you guys you've talked about it. I'm a You give that recipe and like when it comes to that like if you like anything like they do vegetable like base fucking desserts Like carrot cake. I'm like if you do a carrot cake if you do a real carrot cake is fantastic Get out the box carrot cake like get don't do it.
How about I don't do it get like a chocolate cake, right? You fucking bitches, but yeah, I'm upside down cake fucking phenomenal I've done it here in the cat we talk about early in the cast iron like a lot of cakes turn out way better in the cast iron Yeah, I take dessert seriously fuck man You guys buy those traclage cakes down there because it's big and like we like down that part of yeah Oh, yeah, oh yeah, those are fantastic. I'm saying though I'm saying if you got to go south the South part town there's some good traclage Oh, man, oh man, you're having a little before? No, I don't even know what it is I think like the big thing and then the big part of it makes it like that light fluffy Do it in my line do it?
Hey, I'm telling you go It's three milks Oh, okay. I'm like a background in milk. Yep. No, it's like light.
It's so good. It's fucking awesome. You can't cut up. That's the shit I'm talking about Yeah, I'm not saying it right trays late jay.
I don't want something Trump. I was trying to say Puerto Rico. Right? It's an island.
It's a big water. Where do we go? I want to act like that. No, yeah, dessert for me like I fucking love a good serve, man Yeah, when you when you I think they do it the fuck with the truck even though we put in fucking like Well, it's just fucking smoke stuff.
Well, big stuff will prep right engine. Just like I will just do burgers and yeah, we got carrot cake I love box They do it the fuck with us but we do a lot of shit the fuck with them right? That's just firehouse politics. I try to make you call people out on their shit people you kick people while they're down It's just how we operate.
It's way should be right. You can't show weakness. There's people that show weakness They get exploited immediately like I was just telling you like the engine captain Tony Lara I'll say his name his wife came in and she was talking for a while. They don't have any kids They got this little gate one of those little gate dogs.
No disrespect drop kick dog I just like you still got the I got a friendship and I got a boss advice. I think about that Sophie Sophie is left us. Oh man. I'm sorry.
It's all right. No, it's all right. It's all right She was a great dog good dog. Yeah, my mom the divorce.
I said always like my mom's best friend. Yeah, good dog Pete on your dick, right? The dick pukeer was Boss and teary was the dick pukeer. Okay, we can get that when we get it Everybody loves that if you tell the dick puke dog story that that's the first that's nasty friends first So we should probably get it out.
No, so Tony's wife comes on the station. She's hanging out She's like yeah, we just I don't know the name of the fucking fagas dog's name Whatever, but yeah, we just do a birthday party for fucking so and so over just all like oh So soon as I dog birthday party so as soon as she left we're all just like what the fuck are you doing? You know with your life like come on man. You're the house captain ancient captain highly respected and you're gonna Fuck the birthday parties for a little like fake dog like come on man.
So That's fucking great Tony. That's fuck bro. It's all up. Yeah before we jump to anything else is a question that we're we asked every guest And it hasn't started that long ago so since we're on the subject a few food Is there something that you eat that other people think is super weird?
Super weird so like my example is like when I eat spaghetti I eat it with a daily I eat it with a piece of bread with peanut butter on it. That's that's good. Yeah, but yeah That's a lot of people said and I've had two people try to sit on the podcast and said they loved it So something like that maybe something like all that's weird like Like jay-pax that everybody made sloppy Joe's and she put like mayonnaise on her bun before she ate it Which I've never seen that I don't think it's super where I just never seen it. It's probably good, but just just a little quirky that you could think of I'm when it comes to food.
I'm super boring. Okay, so it's like I guess like if I'm like my food rebel thing is Like chips on my sandwich right right that's like that's like that's weak I'm trying to think something's really gonna stand out but don't yeah I'm just I'm a long boring like comes to food right I take it like it's natural form right all the time That makes sense so it's a I'm not very eventually yeah comes that well We had Ashley on and she puts great jelly on a grilled cheese That's how she eats her. That's so fun. She's from Minnesota, so I don't know if that's a Minnesota thing That's like a cool country that was in the country right?
It wasn't for French you guys when you And now he's underground so Performing daily but that's a beautiful rain For the reason piece Yeah, I got no weird quirks like that so I mean Yeah, I'm just I guess I'm alright. I think I think it's a question that we decided to come pocket So I'm on the new Some Boss sugar Boss sugar baby I was not thinking about the other day man at work actually we had to steal it so I work back to food cuz fucking show So there's every firehouse in the city so 25 houses There's three fridges for ABC and there's a bag of fridge so we run out of shit. We'll fucking get We're all turning engineers and then we'll fucking we're out of fucking So we'll like all right we need to fuck his brick cheese for the spargest whatever the fuck so let's uh we break in another fridge So we'll fuck it suck it take apart. We'll fucking manipulate the lock.
Whatever you have to do break in sometimes Put the shit back. So I'm like fuck this arches Yeah, so no no anyway, that's just this funny Yeah, yeah, there's a couple more things we have to get into with my knee about It's just fucking awesome Tell me about the gyro-synthetic thing. Oh the grill up it. Yeah.
Oh, I can tell you I was gonna wait for my Because I'm sure he's got some stories. So okay, so wait, then why I could do an intro okay? I because I have no interest in the game right now. Yeah, so so you know people are like yeah, alcohol is bad Yes, a lot of our calls are alcohol whether they're assaults car crashes shooting stabbings whatever or just people falling down or having alcohol Over doses people come in when people are drunk like they call They call it in right.
I think this guy's just drop right Just watch them he doesn't need to go to the ER via ambulance kind of deal right What's what's what's I think is on the rise and of course you have your calls for cocaine and meth sometimes you have both Right now in the job we I'm starting getting to some work stuff So every now and then you have your most of them a lot of calls are alcohol For everything and then you have your cocaine you have meth every now That'll be bad meth going around and people like weird. We have this chick we got called her twice It was a weird deal like a great idea that I won't but It's my job at station. She was walking around with her shirt off I can build a day she was a cute girl, but she had kind of a mustache was kind of weird wasn't able to talk at all She was fucking mine on meth and then like a week later I said I wasn't gonna talk about it. I'm like all right a week later.
We could call down party in a car We go there. It's the same chick. She's it's weird because she's a cute girl She's probably like 23 cute girl, but like it's weird stomach and I'm like a legit like small mustache and go tea but long hair like I'm positioning that's our guess yeah, yeah, just one oh, so anyway, so I'm good. I'm off Oh still on topic, but I didn't mean to go here So anyway, we called it down party passed down a vehicle people are starting to go there We're like hey, what's going on like oh shit?
This is the chick that came out the station We never talked to her because she was incoherent. This is during the day right some people start on a busy street No shirt walking down crying pick drop drop at the firehouse. We got a vital start to her. She went to the hospital So anyway, so like hey, you know she gets out of the car.
She's probably What uh what's going on you remember coming by the firehouse we go I don't know really you know two babies seats in the back seat. Oh my god like a nightmare So Well, how do you need a hospital you heard somebody call it happens all time somebody called I don't want because they thought you were dead or whatever And she's like, oh my friend was right here. She starts walking get back to the firehouse 30 minutes later Please like hey, what direction did that lady leave? That was still a car so we're like fuck I don't know all right, but we're all like thank God.
She doesn't have two kids two babies seats in there right? Yeah, it sucks for whoever she's still a car from a car from a car from a guy Yeah, there's no kids at home just laying there or something so you have those and you have your cocaine and meth Yeah, both you have alcohol and meth you have both now we have ketamine so when people are combative which we had yeah Especially can be so we have those calls we push ketamine and we do that maybe once a set you know People get tased they're fighting with the police People on drugs ketamine so before we get ketamine Something came up. We were talking about earlier me and pags were in the kitchen hang out and we're talking about marijuana And how it should be elite should be legal and how shit is bad and I start talking about K2 and best salts Yeah, we get calls we get calls for that shit. It's pretty bad Some of our mild I've been a calls where it's a fucking 17 year old and their heart rate is 200 They're blood pressures off and they're fucking making zero.
It's like somebody who's like oh, this is just a normal kid Right crazy, but he's talking about like aliens whatever he's fucked up later on you find out it's K2 It's like Jesus Christ we're smoking marijuana Right anyway, we had this call You called this guy's buddies concerned about him. We show up this dude. Oh shit. He's my big black dude It's about 6-4.
I swear guys all muscle. Hey, you know what's going on, you know, and His buddy's like I'm waiting about him. Oh, he didn't listen a couple beers. I'm saying yeah He's fucking out of his mind right so we have them sit down Do people just like tell you that because they think they're gonna call the police or something and you guys never do right never never Unless it's if you there's certain things you have to report same as the hospital right as a dog bite if it's a shooting if it's Neglect or like if there's a suspicion like the mom probably not this get almost if there's a suspicion Yeah, you have to call certain people and let them you know But for drugs like we don't give a shit like what man like people are in and out like what like hey We want to be on like what the fuck did you take we don't give a shit right?
You can't issue you a ticket if you're on fucking whatever let us know so we'll push Narcan Yeah, it's okay It's just opiate because Narcan if they're on heroin or percocet or any of those if if they're on it if they're not on it You push it nothing bad happens, but if they're on it they react almost immediately right so so she like this guy's He's getting combative and we're like this motherfucker. No, he's got a shirt off He's got gorilla pimp tattoo on his chest and we're like hey man look calm down like we're here to help you I just before the cops here like hey look we're here to help you that's what we tell people it's true What's all people all day like we're the good guys like we don't give a shit if you've taken coke whatever It's not like we're gonna tell the police or if the police can even do anything right? They can't be like oh you you snort a coke all right. Well, that's a ticket.
I know it's in your body right? They can't give you a ticket for so many people all the time but people are still like no I didn't say I just had two beers and they're acting like they're on another planet so the gorilla pimp now He becomes combative so now we take them down around the cop. I think I'm on his legs are six of us I'm on his legs. Jesus Andy my buddy Andy who's a captain of the truck who regularly fights He's like a blue bell.
I mean he trains. Yeah, he's like a blue belt jiu-jitsu He's like tick box he strikes he helps people with boxing He holds his everyday almost he spires you trains we make fun of him He says gay like who likes to roll around with you? Weird now there's anything wrong with that. That is wrong with being gay that all but we make we exploit them we exploit them No seriously we make fun of them.
I like what at the same time it's like you need somebody like that you need somebody who Who could bang you know on a legit like bang on like rolling or bang like gay do both. Okay. You need somebody to go I'm sorry. You got cleared up for the listeners.
No, no He needs my chance So anyway, so Andy grabs a student he's behind him I think I'm in front of him I'm holding down his legs because think people don't realize when somebody's in a struggle like that They use their feet their knees they use their hands their elbows they spit they headbutt so it's almost like and when it that's a normal person It's hard to tell somebody down right so when you have somebody this a massive man It's it's a fucking problem right so we're holding down so the gorilla pimp is on his back now We're holding down everybody like has a arm leg whatever I'm laying on pretty much laying on the cops I'm starting to pull up it's two chick-ops. They're probably like five two or just like oh, okay Are we got this I guess like they're just color oh? So the gorilla and he has a gorilla pimp the gorilla pimp pretty much ham and 80s not Sorry my game is about about 90. Yeah, he's probably about 90s by six one.
Okay, and he's putting else out of five The gorilla pimp's he's got a the gorilla pimp starts curling him from it's hard to explain I'm like but he's like pretty much lifting Andy up with like a back curl on his arm and he's like oh shit He grabs a blanket wraps around his neck. He's going for the fucking choke right the blood choke to just try to get this guy conscious Because now he's really starting to struggle right somebody's gonna get hurt so uh He starts as a firefighter Assume everybody's cooperative and as nice as we are sometimes Hey, hey, we're gonna help you when somebody's on another planet and they think you're the devil or whatever They will fight and they fought absolutely we've had like let me Scott punch in the face the do-go felony And oh let me let me said you know to the lawyer like oh what is apology and I won't press charges and do like I guess not So you I've been kicked before you know So I mean you end up going hands on with people. Yeah, they're out of their minds especially when it's and I've never had a call in ten years on marijuana I've definitely never had anybody fighting on marijuana So but yeah, I'm like when it's K2 or meth or something like that like people lose their fucking mind and they've made me fight So the police show up these chicks are just like Like whatever we got we're already entangled with them like we're gonna get them Maybe when you get inside you get there with the cops on them once we get them, you know They I think at 5'2 at 140 pounds you're just gonna Yeah, this guy was he was a gorilla is one of his names He's gonna Yeah, I sure throw a gorilla pimp tattooed on his chest He's probably two sixty six forty's all muscle and he's on top of that even if it's just that that's a problem But when you're on K2, you're fucking out of your mind. It was a problem So we get him in the we get him in the end up choking him out or I won't say like I'll know is we get him on a control This is before Kenamine if we would have pushed Kenamine it would have said come a minute But he would have been asleep right anyway, uh get him on the squad and usually when they hand cuffed somebody They go one high one low so you're off balance or whatever on his forearm It had the quote from easy the motherfucking devil son-in-law tattoo on his arm and he still screaming and aggressive and Those are the days before K2 those are the days before ketamine and now we have some more options because uh, but anyway That's that's a girl of him story and there's there's something like that.
I just labeled him that story because That's one where we asked the PSS we ask you know Once he had the excited delirium they call it where people die because of being sold their pulses fucking 200 they're going crazy It's called excited delirium they end up dying. Okay, so he had that they end up innovating them and doing all this other stuff We don't know other than being on K2. We don't know if he's where he's at or if he's a baby never seen again What's good that's fucking insane man fucking k2 You gotta come at take somebody down Everybody commands you die on the person and try to take them down and we have software strains that we use somebody like that I don't know you need to cost it but the real comes on yeah That's what that like brother could have been telling you know cohesion yeah, like so guys like throw hands. Yeah, it's good Yeah guys next to you like hey you want to make sure like the guy's a station.