Episode 37: Welcome To The Distract-O-Rama, Canceling Colbert, Going Forward By Going Backward, RIP Scotch, and more

Is Donald Trump in the Epstein Files? You bet your ass he is. But he wants you to think about anything other than that. How about Obama, renaming sports teams, Adam Schiff, of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.? An American citizen moves to Russia to escape Woke Texas. How's that working out? Steve Miller cancels all future concerts due to the volatile climate. Take the money and run, you midnight toker, you. The Trump administration wants to save money by spending $167,000 to destroy its own property. Trump has cankles and Tommy Tuberville blames it on Democrats. Eww. The LA Times is going public. In N Out burger's billionaire owner thinks it's hard to raise a family in California. And one of the best things ever may be going extinct.