Episode 38: A Formative Boob

In this episode, Libby is finally joined by Nina "The Black Orchid" Hartsel before she is yet again stolen from him by the Wicked Witch of the Pacific Northwest. Nina proves quickly that girls talk about the same dumb stuff that guys do, as Libby and Nina traipse hand-in-hand through fields of inane topics, from the many disturbing colors of urine to the care one must take when pronouncing "Caulk." The two ponder the possibility of subliminal advertising behind Melon Week and Meat Week, pontificate on Nina's Magic Nose, and pore over the concept of octogenarian nude modeling. After deciding their stance on the London Riots, (their decision? Against) they finish off the episode with discussion of "one-part harmony," Portugese butt-squeezing family reunions, parental potty-training plots, and the strange frequency of Apollo 13 in the public classroom. Get in touch with your femine side before we get back to the sausage party. Mantiques!