Episode 385 ★ The Baptized Comma

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, beamus, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, Boolysteed, bitpunk.fm, The Doerfels, ericpp, PermaNerd Intro/Outro: capshun, BLVDE RUNNER - Astaroth GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 THANK YOU FOR THE GNOME ART, BEAMUS! FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the fate of the FTIEs. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever called somebody by the wrong name. TOP THREE 33 iOS 18.5 - Apple just gave all iPhone users 33 reasons to update now (Forbes) 33 people displaced after apartment fire in Fort Pierce, Florida (WPBF) South Africa's MTN Group reports 33% rise in first-quarter core profit (Reuters) Gaza death toll nears 52,900 as Israel kills 33 more Palestinians (Anadolu Ajansi) Sudan: 33 people killed in attacks suspected to [be] carried out by paramilitary Rapid Support Forces (NEWS ON AIR) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Woman allegedly gave THC candy to playground children (YouTube) Colorado lawmakers send bill to Gov. Jared Polis to streamline marijuana regulation (CO General Assembly) Denver mayor signs ordinance updating Denver Marijuana Code to law (Denver Gov) Indiana Gov. Mike Braun signs bill banning marijuana advertising (21 Alive News) Independence, Missouri to use marijuana sales tax to solve cold cases (FOX4) Why is Nebraska mulling changes to voter-approved medical cannabis laws? (Nebraska Examiner) Gov. Kathy Hochul signs NY budget bill, removes clause allowing police to use the smell of marijuana as probable cause that a driver is impaired (NY.gov) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin Mechanic vs Peter Todd OP_Return Debate Bitcoin accepted at Steak n' Shake (Forbes) KC BTC meetup Thursday at The Bar / KC BTC meetup Friday at Steak n' Shake / KC BTC May 28th circular economy Want in on a Ring of Fire? Email [email protected] FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Banburyshire woman's 33-mile challenge raises thousands for equine therapy project (Banbury Guardian) Man died of 'blunt force injuries' at US petting zoo after suspected kangaroo fight in South Carolina (The Guardian) Fairfax County, VA McDonald's now has 21+ policy for indoor dining (NBC) Nebraskan jailed for lightsaber attacks (The Smoking Gun) American tourist climbs over fence at Colosseum, impales self on spike (LA Times) Amazon delivery driver caught defecating at L.A. homes gets fired (KTLA) Five fishermen adrift for 55 days (CBS) Romanian comes across hoard of priceless coins while out for nature walk (FOX) Arizona family creates AI likeness of murder victim to forgive killer during sentencing (Not the Bee) Missouri boy finds giant morel mushroom (News Nation Now)