Episode 386 ★ Happy Dude

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF. phifer, makeheroism, ericpp, Boolysteed, cottongin, bitpunk.fm, nam, PermaNerd Intro/Outro: Synth Kid - Midnight We Ride Listen to Homegrown Hits Play HyperSpaceOut The Great Unthinking by MY JESUS TREE GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever called someone the wrong name. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to recess. TOP THREE 33 Only 18 of San Francisco's 33 new speed cameras are turned on after 2 months installed, none are issuing tickets (ABC 7 San Francisco)Federal, state authorities arrest 33 in worksite operation against illegal immigration (CBS Austin)Federal agents arrest 33 undocumented migrants at Wildwood construction sites (WESH)Counting corpses in Gaza: 33 Palestinians killed for every Israeli dead (India Today)Widespread Gaza strikes kill at least 33 people, Hamas-run authorities say (Times of Israel) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA, Johnny's Ambassadors attempt to meme for "National Prevention Week"Sperm RacingGov. Kay Ivey signs controversial Alabama hemp regulation into law (Alabama Reflector)Trump supporter, green card holder detained by ICE for over a month over years-old marijuana charge (The Independent)Jarred Shaw, Dallas native and basketball player in Indonesia, could face death penalty over cannabis candy (CBS)Mayor Adams celebrates Operation Padlock (NYC.gov) Oklahoma Gov. Stitt signs bill adding hurdles for doctors to recommend medial marijuana, vetoes task force (Tulsa World Capitol)"Glitch" improperly cancels Oklahoma medical business licenses (KFOR YouTube)Pennsylvania kindergartener gives out jello shots (FOX) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Disturbed's Another Way to Die. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Coinbase hit with wave of lawsuits over customer data breaches (Trading View)Nick Neuman chats with a scammer (X)DOJ launches investigation into Coinbase cyberattack (Bloomberg)GENIUS Act passes Senate (Congress.gov)Jack says "sats is definitely the wrong term" (Nostr)KC BITCOINERS COFFEE MEETUP Friday at Maps Coffee in LenexaKC BITCOINERS Slangin' for Sats at LIBERTY Steak n' Shake May 28th FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Shipment of thousands of chicks found abandoned in USPS truck now overwhelming an animal shelter (The Associated Press) Man who tried to sell $6.5M gold toilet stolen from English country house is spared jail (AP) Still finding trouble in the woods: 'Blair Witch Project' star at center of Maine road dispute (AP)California man who used underwater scooter in lake to try to evade police arrest pleads guilty to fraud (AP) Paleontologists discover moth-like predator from 506 million years ago (FOX)California family sues funeral home after finding wrong body in uncle's casket (FOX) UGA alum recently reunited with ring after 50 years loses it again (FOX) Cat lady spends $5k giving kitty a gold tooth (Not the Bee) Duck triggers speed camera exactly 7 years after identical incident (UPI)Arizona beam of light "explained" (FOX)