Episode 386: I’ve been to VMware Media Training

This week we recap VMware Explore Europe and discuss the Battery Ventures 2022 State of the OpenCloud report. Plus, some thoughts on cologne… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 386 Runner-up Titles I have conference voice. I thought I had conference voice, but it’s COVID. I painted a door. Blue blazer to black t-shirt ratio. The Java hyphen-hyphen capital X talk. I’ve been to VMware Media Training. Go to the Lenovo Booth. iBanker Butt Sniffing. The Sagrada Familia of iBanker Decks, except the summer interns finished it. That’s like buying your steaks at Walmart. Like I said, yesterday I painted a door. Rundown VMware Explore Europe State of the OpenCloud 2022 Them interns are busyAF over there. Relevant to your Interests DevOps company JFrog grows at a healthy clip but investors aren’t impressed The future of writing software happens in Cloud Development Environments (CDEs) Markets Weekend: Moneyball Kyndryl loses $281m as modernization agenda continues Twilio’s stock crumbles on poor revenue guidance Aboard: From clutter to clarity for you and your team. Apple is now valued more than Alphabet, Amazon and Meta combined CEO Patrick Collison's email to Stripe employees 1 big thing: Passkeys enter the mainstream Nix Twitter Now Asks Some Fired Workers to Please Come Back WSJ News Exclusive | Facebook Parent Meta Is Preparing to Notify Employees of Large-Scale Layoffs This Week Musk orders Twitter to cut infrastructure costs by $1 billion - sources Amazon EC2 Introduces Replace Root Volume to Patch Guest Operating System and Applications EdgeDB raises $15M ahead of the launch of its cloud database service Kindness, Tech Staffing and Resource Allocation Google and Meta Hiring Levels Ionic + Outsystems: The Future of Enterprise App Development New OSS Security Projects: cnquery and cnspec Apple Supposedly Dumping the 'Hey!' From Siri's Wake Phrase Imploded Stocks of the Day: Carvana, Twilio, Atlassian, Cloudflare Twilio Stock: Absolute Disaster (NYSE:TWLO) Twitter user growth is at “all-time highs” under Elon Musk Legacy’s Revenge: Oracle, SAP, IBM Market Caps Rise as Cloud Natives Fall Nonsense Big announcement pre-re:Invent (if true) Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences All Day DevOps | The World's Largest DevOps Conference, Nov. 10th THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th use code SDT for 5% off CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Vow, Season 2 Matt: Good customer support Fractal Design Bare Creek Trail Run Coté: whatever version of “Wheelz of Steel” they have in Apple Music is so much more detailed. You can everything, like you’re in the room. There’s all sorts of asides and little comments that I’ve never heard before. Photo Credits Header CoverArt