Episode 39: Robot Rabbits, Crowdfunding The National Debt, RIP CPB, Sydney Sweeney Is/Is Not A Republican, Killing The Messenger, Paving The Rose Garden, and more

What's better than a beautiful garden full of roses? A cement pad, of course. Donald Trump kills the messenger over jobs numbers. Will reality ever matter to Republicans again? Scientists are battling invasive snakes in Florida using robot rabbits. No shit. Republicans bust a nut over torpedoing the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. You know, because ignorant citizens are more servile. Oh, and to clear salary cap space due to Big Bird's $80 million dollar contract. The U.S. government wants you to crowdfund the ballooning national debt due to Trump's idiotic Big Beautiful Bill. A sex symbol from an ad for blue jeans may or may not be a Republican. Does it matter? Does anything matter? Nihilists, Dude.