Hey everyone Slayer here to introduce Nasty and Friends from BDC Studios to podcast with two friends who met in the Army Reserves get together and talk about shit. One's a firefighter and the other has a funny laugh so sit back get ready your kids and hold onto your b****s as it's about to get nasty friends. Welcome to Nasty and Friends with Pagnostian Spicy Motherfucking Brown. Oh shit here we go ladies and gentlemen this is Nasty and Friends podcast I am spicy motherfucking brown with me is my main man Pagnasty.
Sup bitches episode 39 we're in BDC studios kicking back after a long weekend of podcasting and eating, feasting, living the dream, getting into sex stuff, masturbation stuff. It's been real for a few months in the last few weeks. Yeah absolutely. We say it every weekend it's gonna be the best set of podcasts we've put out.
We were after Tarzan left last night, well last week for you guys, we were we sat here after like the editing was done and we sat here for like 20 minutes but like this is why we podcasted. This is the reason why we want to do this so we have this we haven't seen those those motherfuckers on how like years. I mean definitely a couple years for Tarzan probably more than that and it's been like I think it was Harrison's bachelor party last time I saw whining that is I think they've been married for over a year now so it's been a minute and it was absolutely phenomenal it was fucking fantastic. Yeah it was so good if you did listen episode 38 37 check them out this is Sunday morning so it's a little bit more chill we're not even drinking you got a long drive to do after the podcast yeah the last two episodes so good.
Why he killed it he's one of the best storytellers we know so good Tarzan talked about his experience being a young man talked about his deployment the Romania talked about being a college kid talked about crushing talking about masturbation so there was a normal weekend like you said this is why we do it man to get to bring people together and have fun and talk about old stories talk shit fuck around. Yeah absolutely perfect so we've been chilling we've talked about Netflix today bumping some low mocha bumping some Drake we got some Q&A that we're gonna get into which is one of our favorite things I'm a fucking show. As far as Netflix goes we talked so I talked about it Khalifa Browder a bunch that's finally on Netflix if you haven't watched it just be warned it's a tough watch it's a fucked up deal but it's I think everybody should watch it. Yeah like I said it's on my Q I got finished like I said season three of Narcos and then I'm also watching this it's a half hour original Netflix show it's called disjointed it's about people who own like a marijuana shop and I mean it's like a slapstick comedy like I mean there's like a plot or like laughter's a laugh track and stuff and and it's definitely made for like stoners and it's not the greatest but there are some good parts to it so I gotta get through that I might usually just watch that when I'm super fated so like so then it's like oh it's you know it's kind of perfect in that way but get through that and then maybe I'll jump into that but like I know you said I might maybe watch an episode take a couple weeks off you know yeah because I think it's like six parts or something like that so yeah it is um I saw this joint another I haven't watched it I said it's if you don't you're not missing things so I me and Canis just got done watching Ozarks we thought that was fantastic Jason Bateman is getting everything uh his wife I can't I can't thank her name she's fuck she's great actress it's early in the morning we're draggy i didn't go to bed till i didn't hit the bed till three in my snipe so yeah same same here and i didn't even go to bed so i was going hard in the paint but she's a great actress usually I would know a fucking name fuck it it's all good on Netflix on my watch list i got the keepers which has to be like you haven't seen that yet i thought you guys watched i almost asked came about it because we were talking a little bit about religion and stuff last night um and then i asked it was gonna ask i was like no i'm pretty sure they told me that they saw it but it was uh must have been uh the beamons that that i was thinking because i know they watched it for sure because it's telling them about it so a bunch of people told me about it so far it's fun to do it on the list it's uh it's another downer too like i mean it's it's good but um and it's very interesting but i'm just you're gonna feel some like you're gonna be all over the place just fuck and yeah and that's what we like we like crime stuff we like documentary stuff you know mostly that's what i like there's another good documentary so anyway it's about the keepers definitely it's been on the watch list we were just i think that was the next thing to watch uh and then we like let's just do over the hour switch gears because i know it's gonna be more entertaining than it's not gonna be as real and dramatic right so i think that's that's next the watch we just it's tough to get timed a watch shit together it is yeah absolutely uh we gotta be carefully what we decided to do and that's perfect it's just it's tougher like i was telling you about shamelessly like yeah i'm the same way dude like if somebody recommends something i'm like well how long is it if it's season one season like for that's why like Ozarks multiple people like watch it and like always fucking ten episodes done right stranger things was the same way oh it's fucking ten episodes done you know you just watch one episode either that's it or we're fucking you're finished this you know but if it's a show when somebody's like watch this you're like well how long is it what's eight seasons deep you're just like you know what that's a whole fucking summer yeah right yeah and it's fine like a lot of the times like because j-pax wakes up earlier than me and i don't need as much sleep as she does like once you know jigos the bed and then she goes to bed i mean there shows that i watch that she does them because i don't go to bed for another hour or two okay you know sometimes two and a half so yeah i mean i just knock out stuff then um but i do watch a lot of tv i shouldn't i know i shouldn't but um you know what else am i gonna do during the week you know get home and stuff so i probably should get a hobby but hobbies cost money yeah absolutely absolutely real quick the actress from Ozarks is Lorele knee oh okay she's in fucking everything she's so good uh yeah dude i was telling you about shameless uh there's a lot of people who watch that shameless is so good it's about this family and the south side of chicago okay so i didn't even know what it's about like i've seen it i haven't read anything on it oh man it's but it's still going right it's like star show that just happens to be on netflix it's showtime oh yeah oh it's in uh i want to say it's season nine is gonna be coming out here between october-fibruary somewhere around there it seems like i mean for heaven 90s to me it seems like it just recently caught on you know i'm sure they had a they have a nice good cold original following yeah um obviously they had to have the god of tonight's seasons but i've really only heard about it in the past year okay and i don't know maybe maybe that's maybe because it hit Netflix yeah that's probably a lot of people probably don't have show time anymore right i don't know just mostly people i know don't have showtime right at the firehouse at the firehouse we pay for our own cable and every firehouse has every cable time but we pay for that it's not like the city's paying for it right so that's one of the shows that there's certain shows that almost everybody watches if you run around like for a while i was running to different firehouses before i got my assignment i bid my assignment it's new yordi kind of deal that was one so i would catch it here and there and in the station i'm at now i've been at the same firehouse for about four years now that's my house uh we all watch it we watch it together we try to watch it together you know i mean so on the intercom hey shameless shameless uh and then of course people leave get calls and just depending if we pause it or not i'm gonna have to watch it on our own like we don't have time for the shit so uh from there people kept talking about it to kennis kennis started watching it and then i think she got through like one or two seasons i'm like i want to watch it because there's a lot of episodes i missed right so then we watched it together and then so we caught up on we caught up on Netflix and there's one season that it just came out that's not on Netflix that like they always do the same thing with always any once the new season starts that late the last season will go to Netflix so we got on we got the fire stick so on the fire stick we were able to watch the last season of shameless and now we're all the way caught up and now we're waiting on uh this season it's William h macy's the dad he's a fucking legit degenerate you know oh yeah the whole family is fucked up i mean they steal stuff they go to jail they're on drugs like like a frank frank guy gallegger he's really macy who he plays fucking perfect right i mean he smokes crack he shoots needles like he's a legit jesus at the same time sometimes he's likeable other than that he's a real piece of shit i think where where everybody's at now is you hope he dies yeah is it is it uh is it funny it's it's everything so actually what's what's uh what's actually pretty funny is the same thing as the office this was a british show and people some people don't know that okay so the office was a british show that did well that did well america took it did their version it did well shameless started in like a shitty part of london i don't know you know what part uh or england i'm pretty sure it was a london but and it was the same exact and so i actually started i did both i went to the british version of the office you can't do it right can't do it same thing with shameless it was funny because it's all the same names you know like frank gallegger and filna that's okay we're like the slum part of fucking brit n where you can't even hardly understand what they're saying they're fucking hood you know right so but you know it came from that and the show is just so good and it's it's everything dude so it's drama uh it's comedy it's just real as fuck you know you end up rooting for these people and i'm pumped i want you know it's it's it's so good right so good so definitely i understand dude that's a talk commitment and you're like nine seasons but yeah and it doesn't bother me like i don't mind doing that like it's been in my queue but the thing is is like i just other stuff comes out that i want to stay on top of so right um like narco's like i don't want to wait till i can try to watch two seasons of that shit so it'll be one of those i'll try to watch this season of time something else comes out i'll jump over there and then do it that way but because i have a show like um like i'll just fight stuff to watch like i've always wanted to watch white collar and it was a USA show and like that's one that i watched it's just like my like i'll just get like super faded and watch um and so it's but that's if i don't have anything else so like right now because narco's came out and i jump to that and then i'll but that's like eight seasons and that's done that's been done for a while and i think i'm on i think when i go back i'll start on either season three or four but again once i'll watch and i'll get through that i'll make sure i watch that entire season and then if something else comes out then i'll jump to that and finish that then i just that's like my fallback so i think i'll probably do that with shameless after i get there it might be a couple years before i get into it but yeah for sure i might start watching narco's me and can't just watch it then we just kind of start to watch something else right i might just because there's shows that i watch just me and then there's stuff like i watch with canvas you know that's the same thing with jpgs and i think with jpgs i could sit down and like watch tv for like all day because i just i love tv like i get into it and like that's like my thing which i hate because it's not a good thing to have but i think a lot of people like that i mean what what are you gonna do go shopping or i mean there's only certain things you could do on the same way man i honestly i don't like to be around i like to be at home if it's up to me i could i could be at home like my days off i could be at home the whole time i'd never leave and be fine with other than going to the store right i go to things i'm just like fuck i don't want to be around yeah but it's just an i think that's just yeah especially a lot of people you know i think that's just you know when you get older and stuff but like i mean good i think god jpgs is like this because i mean that's probably what our entire relationship would be and i think it can be based around tv but like if you say if we have a weekend off which is rarely come fall um but if we sit there like we'll watch tv like four hours and we gotta go do something like i can't just sit here and finish watching it so we have a lot of shows that we watch together that we just like it just takes us forever to get through yeah um so but you know i mean it is what it is it's yeah fucking love tv i i do i do do man and right now i'm watching a lot of football and then i yeah see that's what also slows us down because like tonight like the as of october eight that's when we're recording this like the chiefs you know they're playing Sunday night football so i'll get home and we won't catch up we'll just you know watch the chief game of course but and what's funny is like when i do go to events like uh we were at birthday party couple saturday's go we're watching last good game and adults are drinking and kind of talking and i love bringing them up like uh so uh what do you guys watch on Netflix like oh shit we're watching oh sorry we're watching shameless a lot of people i know watch a shameless now uh i think i think the demons were talking about it when we were down there right eclipse and then uh camis's sister back as she's watching it and um and then so at this party a bunch of people watch shameless so i'm like what were you at like episode or season five like and i don't want to like all right so until we get to jail right right or did this happen so i'm like what's happening and season five and like oh this this is when the aliens get so then you're kind of like oh yeah yeah yeah because up the time i had you say season six or seven i'm like i remember what's going on so it's fun talking about that stuff and then you also get good ideas right you know like oh somebody's like we watch this oh shit that sounds good recently right now i'm watching uh this vietnam documentary okay uh it's it just came out probably the last month and it's done by ken burns okay the model of documentary maker he's done other wars fantastic it's on any tv pbs i got the pbs app it's 10 episodes and it's it's thorough as a vietnam documentary as you're gonna get okay i mean it's each it's 10 episodes each episode is an hour and a half to two hours and it goes deep into the not i mean you could it goes deep into vietnam where uh like the first episode is how france occupied vietnam for about 100 years and then japan occupied for a little bit and then vietnam where it's season in america went in there because of communism and began to war in the sixties obviously it's not a it's about the u.s war with vietnam obviously doesn't go back to when china invaded you know right thousands of years ago it goes it's about the american war in vietnam but it does talk about some of the history with france occupied at 100 years before that and then it goes into having advisers over there it's such a good document because it's thorough and it covers everything so it covers why everything started what was going on with communism russia and china and vietnam and then uh goes into politics it goes into the protests it goes into drafting uh the social equality back then where it's like if you had money if you were white you probably aren't gonna go to draft the shows uh the yep the bush the young hw but w how we goes in the reserves if you were white and wealthy you could go to the reserves and not deploy and just fucking do your time but if you were poor if you were a minority you're going to fucking war immediately and then they beeped up to 10 000 troops a month the 30 000 troops a month so even college kids started getting drafted and that's when the protest really started and then when people were seeing like uh well you know minorities are this much of the population but as far as people dying in iraq or racking excuse me in vietnam too many war it's not too many war unfortunately but when it came to the death ratio they're like what the fuck like if we're not good enough to you know this is during this is during uh equal rights and all that stuff always like we're not good enough to do this shit how are we good enough to die for you and if a lot of it is protest and then a lot of it is actual you know combat combat footage stories from guys pilots telecopter pilots grunts special forces advisers uh it has a lot of combat footage and goes into what's it called again vietnam i want to say it's uh i don't know it's a kinburns documentary i think it's called vietnam something american something if you google that you'd be able to find it but if you like war documentaries if you like documentaries generally it's really really good it's thorough like i said it's like some of these episodes are about two hours and so it and it goes like from 67 to 69 it goes in order but it covers all aspects politics uh with nixon and lbj and john of kennedy and if you know it's real real thorough and it's i think it's fantastic so i got like two and a half episodes left of that to watch but uh so far that's i'm deep into that yeah yeah you love documentary you love like more history and stuff like that so it's really good and it's unfortunate i mean they're talking about death numbers and oh yeah it's just uh a lot of things i didn't know because oh i've watched vietnam movies documentaries i've read books but like this is everything so there's a lot of things i didn't know like just how fucked up everything was from the beginning like the like the south south vietnam was robbing the military and set up a black market and american knew it they were trying to restructure the south south vietnam and they kept having coups to take leadership and then the the u.s is like this is who we want in there and everything from the beginning was a shit show from the beginning to the end these wars and not real no real objectives just death counts and death ratios to see who was winning and poor exit strategies and just young men dying and getting injured and everybody like why the fuck are we over there now everybody's like we're on the wrong fucking side right yeah absolutely they're fighting to keep their country they're tired of being occupied and we're just fighting you know it was a real shit show respect any uh all military veterans combat veterans check it out yeah absolutely we'll have to do that well after that uh exciting uh non uh soul draining rander is there anything else that you're watching like after that i mean currently besides talk about anything that you see on the horizon that you want to get into well i'm really well i'm talking about movies for a second then yeah i think so yeah i talked about before a huge horror movie buff right this is the this is my favorite time of year because football's on cold weather's here uh fire pits horror movies are coming out so i just saw it about about a week ago i liked it i didn't think it was that scary but i really did like it before that i saw in a bell recreation i thought that was really really well done that's part of that uh series where it was the conjuring anabel conjuring to anabel recreation and i'm not sure what's next in that franchise okay but all those are some of the best horror movies at all time really yeah i don't know if you've seen any of those no because it's not usually my my genre i know it's just they just they get freaked out and i like it's but i mean i appreciate a good movie and stuff and i appreciate a good horror movie just something i don't okay i i go towards more action or comedy so yeah the conjuring like they're it's so hard to make a good scary movie it's there's very few of them that are out there the conjuring when the conjuring came out i'm like this is next level shit this is it's uh it's on a different level and then they kept it going all those are good insidious is the same way they've done three chapters of that all really really good and i want it might be the same director in city's chapter four is on its way out right uh leather face has a new one coming out it looks like a creepy legit see i might want to watch that one just because of old school yeah like you know just add like i would like to watch the current it movie just because like you know just the classics so yeah i'll watch it did you watch any of the newer texas chainsaw massacres yes yes okay Jessica Beale and then there's one joe and a bruister yeah yeah Arlie emery is serious fucking like the like i said a lot of the old school ones like i watch and again i not a huge fan of it but i just like to watch them out of you know respect and just see you know they're taking those older ones yeah they're they're frightening man uh i like the old ones i like the new ones a lot more there was but one of the last ones that came out is underrated one that came out is 3d nobody fucking has a 3d right but it has uh Alexandria dadario i don't know if you're familiar with her i mean i mean if i saw her but uh she's on the episode of always sunny when they meet the rich the rich uh the blue bloods oh okay she's the brunette who falls on the charlie oh okay yeah one does not simply you know that's her she's absolutely gorgeous yeah she's also in true detective she shows her movies uh she's beautiful she's in baywatch she's in a few things she's in that earthquake movie whether or not that i never saw but i almost watched sanandras sanandras yeah i almost watched it because of her i just never i just never did it but uh she's in i think her and there's a rapper in there came her for his trace arms or somebody but that that's a really good uh texas chance on us i think that was the last one and now leather face is coming out soon um like i said it's chapter four is coming out there's the last chapter of saw the saw franchise and i don't know if that's seven or eight they got she yeah i i've watched every single song moving because like with our like we've done i think before the last one or before the second to last one that came out we did like where we were the two days before we watched all the and then went like to the theater and watched it so it was fucking awesome you know i probably didn't watch the last two of them right because i think to me it looked like it was getting shitty i don't know right i remember when we were in Wisconsin back in nine we watched like four of them right yeah absolutely so the new saw the final chapter comes out and that looks legit so this is the time for horror movies to come out and there's probably some more that i'm forgetting but i'm excited to see those as far as shows uh highly anticipated for me stranger things uh season two is gonna be out shit just in a few weeks uh yeah from now it's probably out oh probably at this point but um yeah dude we're pumped it'll take us a while to get to it but we watched the first because mike told us about it he's like you need to watch it and that's when like right as he told me that that's when i think it was like blown up um but uh yeah i mean we've talked about that show before so we'll definitely watch it i just don't know when we'll get to it but another show and i know i talked about this with you before and i don't know if you ever started it or not but have you ever watched any seasons of bollars yes the rock yes are you caught up the season three just ended not long ago no i've only watched the first two episodes of season maybe the first three episodes of season three the guys that work are done with it you know what you mean they're done with it they i don't know i like the first season the second season i thought was okay they stop i don't know i i dude it's one of my all-time favorite absolutely love it i don't think they have fallen off at all honestly i think it just gets better and better okay like i i don't know maybe since like most people i absolutely love the rock and yes everybody knows he's not the greatest actor but i mean for once good yeah he's good rock cordary is great on their yeah but i'm talking you ballers is the best thing he's ever done i absolutely love it if you're not watching i'm telling you watch it finish it to me it is fantastic and the way that that it ends the season i mean it's i know they're trying to get the football to dennifil team and vegas and get back going on i like it and i'm like my thing is like it's fucking 30 minutes let's just stay with it and other guys are like i don't know how they're not they stop showing boobies and making it it's funny i think is what how they see it it's still funny all the time yeah i do i i like it and i was like let's just respect it i don't know what to fuck their time it's like it's it's 30 minutes you know it's not like it's like there's only one guy that really watches it so we watch the first three episodes of the season and since then we've been watching other stuff and work so but no i i i if and what's much is that show time also HBO so yeah if you haven't checked out ballers three seasons deep it's it's awesome just ask them how i imagine it's pretty close to realize yeah yeah because i mean stuff that goes on in real life they put on the show because that's the best part about it is there they're financial advisors agents for NFL players and there's a lot of the on field shit contracts business stuff off the field giving trouble off the field knocking broads up all sorts of great covers everything so absolutely and they do a big angle on cte and like questions and shit and this season and it's great so definitely watch i anybody that says it's not as good as it was i don't i honestly don't understand that because like i think it just gets better and better yeah so yeah it's solid and i love all the cameos i said right every every fucking person's been from rappers like Travis Scott was in uh an episode when they were gambling at the craps table and i'm gonna consume yeah there's tons of actors and rappers oh yeah they get all great cameos great cameos and they're it's just absolutely phenomenal coach is to have owners like everybody's in them yep so like uh the chick who uh the rock who's banging in the show or serenda swan she's absolutely fucking gorgeous and she's uh she played in Graceland and i think there's only three seasons out of the USA show and uh they canceled that after three seasons and that was a fucking phenomenal show as well but she played i think her name was Paige in that show and that's how i know from so when i saw that she was gonna be on bollars i was like even fucking better so watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it what else do you want to recommend dude i fucking watch so much tv i like if you talk about with whiny south park for sure they're just they're fucking what they're doing is absolutely phenomenal so um i know family guy just started back up um last week um at the time of this recording um so always suggest us because they're funny you know they're stupid you know like turn the brain off um what else uh no i mean i watched like said my wife and i we just watched some you know so shit nothing that i could think of that i mean if you're into like superhero stuff like the flash and arrow they're getting ready start up this week and spencer had told me about that and he watched it so i did he need to hurry up and catch up so you can watch it live so i would watch it in um like because they were on netflix and the way that it works is the arrow was out uh like two or three seasons then they started up the flash but then it's like you watch one episode of arrow then go to the flash because they crossed over a lot and so i did that and then i finally got caught up from now we watch it live so if you like that super superhero stuff um the thing about arrow it was great first couple seasons and then it like kind of dropped off but this last season i think it was season four it's like one of the better seasons somebody else somebody else somebody else tell me about arrow yeah yeah um cena mill he plays arrow and he's great but yeah i love that stuff so um you know if you're into the superhero stuff and i watch all like you know jessica jones uh it's like luke cage like daredevil i watch that and then iron fist which is absolutely awful but like the guy who plays i don't know his name and real life but the guy who plays danny rann and i fizzin it's like a big commitment but like i said there's nothing you know what night and just watching episode here there and we gen one under jay check on to watch the defenders but we only got the first episode of that watch hopefully we it's only eight episodes of the first season and that's where like all the four of them come together so like those are just fun to watch so if anybody has any interest in that that would be about it nice that's a lot man i got my watch list is full and definitely not full literally but it's a ton of stuff yeah then you gotta like throw in all the comedy hours and shit that coming in so yeah man jesus and then you know football the thursday friday saturday sunday monday so yeah dude i'm gonna start i'm gonna finish the season two and our goals and start watching season three i gotta finish the Vietnam documentary and then me and camus are definitely gonna watch the keepers we've been talking about it we we were talking about it we put on hold for ozarks and it it's so fun watching watching a show like like that yeah it is and then once you finish the last episode and you talk about it and then you're like fuck now what you got it's called the show hole is it yeah there's i think a direct tv commercial about or something but yeah they want you to enter something to show hole and then yeah you just got to fill it with something else but it is yeah you're like oh so now yeah i'm trying to get like through like set through narco so and i've heard nothing but great things about it so if we play with your dinghy i'm sorry i got an itch dog yeah because i always let's just staring at you yeah we'd be like cooking and shit and like whispering and you're like we're gonna watch these at a episode nine tonight yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah again we're right in the middle of the weekend so we got football tonight we got football monday uh yeah i'm sure next week we'll probably start start up the keepers at some point good luck man yeah keep me updated like text me shit like once you either finish it or like when you're getting through it whenever you have those what the fuck moments or do you i mean i know you kind of know what it's about a little bit i know it's about a nun and a murder and the church covering okay yeah okay but i didn't know if you had her because it's a pretty big deal so i didn't know if you know before yeah just you got the premise that's all i'm gonna say okay just yeah have you watched the movie i know it's along the side the movie spotlight no oh man dude that's it's also about the church it's about scandals a true story that came out of boston where they started uncovering the sex child abuse stuff with the catholic church okay and it do you remember any names from it because no michael keaton is one of the main it's true story on the newspaper right spotlight was part of it i want to say the boston globe and they did investigations and then they started investigating church tons of roadblocks all sorts of shit they uncovered a gigantic conspiracy which is the catholic church fucks kids right which is true i mean it's really happened and this is a movie based on that and at the it's disgusting at the end of it they list names and country cities where uh scandals had happened and it's a list hundreds long oh yeah absolutely absolutely spoiler alert you saw bitch anyway check that out i know you were a big michael keaton fan like right uh check out spotlight again tough watch yeah to know that it's real yeah keep keepers i'm telling you it's gonna be tough for sure especially in the line of work that you and camera in yeah it's you know it's close to home yeah and people aren't up and arms about it still like people are still getting triggered about people suddenly kneeling at the national anthem there's pre-suckin kids and people are like well you know uncle dittle over there's yeah right now but it's hey that happens but anyway i'll check that out so all right man i think we i think we move on to some uh cuz we could talk about movies and what's all they yeah i think we should get into some Q&A yeah i will uh get some questions and then uh not gonna say how far we got so some people sending questions so thank you to people send questions to nastyandfrenz.gmail.com and then cam got a ton of questions from her work now you said that she was like trying to or like she said told them like a specific reason or do you remember or like do they know was she a repot?
yeah no no she's i think after maybe but she says when she asked people uh and they know us for a podcast they try to get funnier or try to do too much so i can't remember if she asked them just uh any questions for for something else and she didn't say it was a podcast so i don't know what these questions are gonna be like from those uh either way i'm actually nervous because we haven't done this in months i don't know we never look at the questions no we the only person who knows what they are or cam every time so i mean we see them come in so i know who sends but um i mean they even give like a little preview but it's like three or four words i don't even read i mean maybe i'll read just because i happen to like see it but yeah no idea what they are we don't know i mean it may take us like 20 seconds or questions it may send us down some stories you guys know how it is but yeah we love so thanks for everybody who sent him in because i think uh we kind of discussed it yesterday but i think next time we get together we podcast we can um we should have the hot sauce by then and i think that's when we we run the gauntlet again so um so that's gonna be and we definitely need questions that we can not remember answering because we're so high oh my god oh for sure oh well go ahead man you start her off oh shit like i said i'm never a lot of pressure yeah oh this is easy this question is for Melanie and it says if you had to change your name what would you change it to oh for me it's spicy right right right spicy brown i keep my last name but it would be yeah spicy brown for sure dude that's that's great now oh this is kind of like thing about so i like i love my name so like my first name is my mom's maiden name i mean it's i would say it's it's not an uncommon name like you hear like yeah but i know it's not very like you don't mean a lot of you know uh peck nasties out there so um but you know and so my first name is Martin so for a lot of people like you don't mean a lot but that's not like an uncommon name so i do love my name i'm not one of those if i could change it but if i had to i do have an alias i go by i'm not you know i told you but that's not if you know i go out drinking and town or whatever um and this is funny i never had an alias before up until like six months ago i never got to use it it's not like i go out like use it so i can cheat on my wife or anything you know i'm just cheat in front of her but uh you're not gonna it's around mexico right right but if i had to i think i would keep it like i just i really do like my first name so um but yeah i mean maybe it'd be something fucking ridiculous i changed to Bruce Wayne yeah absolutely Bruce yeah so yeah i think yeah if i had to you can't keep your name yeah definitely Bruce Wayne Pagnasti okay i love me i should i should have thought i'd come and i'd talk it out to to get it out sometimes that's the way it goes you're not gonna drop your other aka i mean i can i mean i mean like i said i never used it but i mean i guess the no let's just keep it a miss or i won't drop it maybe i'll drop it in the future so i'll drop mine because i've done it before but uh every now and then i go by cheat go Rodriguez yeah and i don't know why i do that uh camp has a couple aliases to some week out of town uh we keep it low profile but yeah i won't drop her but it's a good one yeah i'm she co so yeah that's that Melanie thanks for the question yeah it's pretty good and that's good you have to have back up you know if you're different time you can't you know Bruce Wayne Pagnasti can't be out there giving him a bad name so that was a great question because for me it was easiest fuck and it was a good warm up question yeah i didn't go deep yeah i like it all right here we go uh you fucking son of a bitch okay so this is from chubs okay so shout out chubs oh my god we thought i think i would have that warm up question because we're gonna need it after so what he said he goes i this is his p s and then his p s s i'll read those first i'll read the question so it's like fuck job you asshole so i got this from the internet and it says i'm single as fuck so i don't have to worry about this shit okay so that's what he says so the question is it says your wife slash girlfriend switched bodies with your mom the only way to get them back in the right body was to fuck one of them who would you fuck oh my god dude fuck he's savage he's coming with the fire you mother fucker so i read it again so it says your wife girlfriend switched bodies with your mom so that'd be like j-pags is it my mom's body my mom's body but to get them to switch back you had to have sex with one of them which one do you do like i i don't know i i would maybe just break contact with both of them right get into wars be like i'm done yeah you know what this this is your fault i didn't do this right you got yourself into this this is what you're doing some of this freaking friday shit you know what i mean like that that's almost a deal breaker so then at this point you're like you know what we could say friends right and you could still be my mom but so let's let's talk this through and i feel like chubs is a real dick and i feel like i need a drink right it's noon right i don't want to start i got stuff i gotta do right i don't know where you where you that's not my final answer i know we're gonna we're gonna talk it through we have to talk through because there's a fucking phenomenal question i mean he's a dick for doing it but that's a great he got it from the internet and i love that he's like i'm single as fuck i don't have to worry about it so he's doing something like no you guys in this situation your back's up against the corner so i like that he's putting us in this corner right um so obviously oh my god so you would think so let's just take like so it would be j-pags body so you have that like you know that's what you're used to j-pags and i've been together for like ten years so you know i know that but i mean that might be that i think maybe the easiest to get through like because like you could be like don't talk don't look at me right right you know what i mean like let's just yeah it'd be weird but like in the back of your mind the whole time you know you're plowing your mom yeah and like that but the thing is is i think let's put it this way you cannot gouge out your mind's eye right so like knowing visually if you can just look this is my wife right for me this is my wife i can get through that i'm just that's gonna be my answer i know that sick is fun to think about that's the best but i think that's the best choice of the two evils that's the best one right so i that's what i go through and you can you can you can i mean that's what drugs are for right in some cases nobody said you had to be sober going it either for like for like uh you would maybe want to get blackout drunk and then uh whoever you choose to plow might want to be on something else even some they want to be almost damn near unconscious right so but that's not right because it's a degree of art right so to get it back in the right body is for yeah i think that's what i have to do because yeah if you just get drunk then you're like oh this is what i'm used to just don't talk right don't look at me just don't look at me right you know what i mean so i think that's god that's a fucking great question but then like the other way yeah i mean you know it's like your wife there but just i don't think you can get over the visual and like i said even if you gouge out your eyes you can't gouge out your mind though so not that i'm not even gonna so i'm just saying yeah i don't think i wouldn't be able to do the other way just absolutely no right absolutely no no no you can't that's the best answer for sure you're still just like duces i would just say yeah and then you you like don't talk don't look at me we got drugs on board right let me get through this and then things go back to normal and jammy i'm on the devil's lettuce i'm on the captains i'm on the ecstasy i'm on the cocaine yeah like we're not yeah it's that's what you have maybe not the cocaine because you wanted to get it over as soon as possible there's a drug we use the paramedicin it's called percent and it's it's used for uh for pain but it also has an amnesia effect okay so like when you cardio versus somebody we use it for rsi when you pretty much paralyze somebody in rapid secrecy because ofation verced has an amnesia effect so it takes away pain and then you kind of forget about okay so you load me up and you know we always said and uh hopefully you can't recall some of that and let's what kind of sick fuck website chubs were you on to get that from the internet let me know i bet that he was on because chubs is such a disgusting sick fuck you know he's the type that reads the comments in porn videos and i bet that's where he got it you know he he does this thing before he goes into the comments it reads you know c-shit i guarantee it that's where he got the question do you think he comments yes absolutely he comments who does that yeah no that was good right right absolutely i've told you i've gotten i've wandered dabbled into the so like i said before like memes and internet comments are my favorite thing so every once in a while i'll dabbled down into to the porn comments just to see because i think it's funny yeah and did i ever tell you about the one that i came across and maybe i wasn't actually the comments maybe i just saw like a meme of it and it was from like boronhub like a comment section and it says somebody said hey i'm in a bind i said i would make this like lasagna recipe and i don't know how to make lasagna or does anybody have like a good lasagna recipe and somebody like listed out step by step how to make like oh yeah and it was like i don't think i probably the odd me stumble upon that myself has been pretty so i bet it was just somebody like had posted it like on a website or whatever on like an instagram feed or something i like shit like to come across that so every once in a while because of that maybe that's probably why i dabbled but no chubs goes in there for like you know the comments like you know i liked it but you know she could have been angling more at a 45 degree angle like you know given them tips and chips like the lighting the lighting was off a little bit right a little backlight there and shadows i expect i can have spent so i thought chubs was better than that yeah no apparently not but but great dude that was that was fucking phenomenal so thank god we got that warm up question yeah thanks melony also anybody who obviously that one chubs isn't gonna answer but but i definitely let us know about what comments yeah and then melony let us know what name you would if you could change your name would be all right this one is from roblon oh shit and it is it's pretty long so i'll read it at least looks like a smolper question who is the hottest woman on the planet to you and if you had a week of no holds barred sex and mischief with her but you would die a week later would you do it real quick shout out to long yeah he's right about to be on deployment yeah absolutely so he's gonna be gone for a while yeah good luck you're right down break keep your ass down too yeah we're ready to get home or time who is the hottest woman on the planet to you and if you had a week of no holds barred sex and mischief with her but you would die a week later would you do it uh um well i can tell you that i wouldn't do this the sex if i died a week later um only obviously because my son you know i mean i would hopefully he wants slash needs his dad um but oh to break forward do that we never told people what was on youtube in the background so um it's uh steel panther music videos if you guys have never looked up so panther i'm pretty sure we've talked about it on the podcast before but they're like an 80s band yes that i don't think they've been around since the 80s no i don't think so yeah i think they just like recently but i mean they've been around for a while but they look like they are out of the 80s but they sing like hilarious funny songs in 80s style like yeah 80s style metal good they're funny they're absolutely phenomenal their video's got a ton of hot chicks in it but their music is great they were just in my city maybe a month or two going night i heard about them maybe 10 years ago they were starting to get bigger and they're awesome so they were always playing in la in vegas and i'm like if they've become a my city i'm definitely going and stuff was going on i ended up not going but if they've been here once they'll come back yeah that would be a great show there yeah absolutely so that's what we're watching but to get back to the question i couldn't i just couldn't you know know i'm my son so that so that's their um the hottest is the hottest chick the hottest woman on the planet i could do the layup and say like my wife but i mean that's boring you know the mother of my child taking in the beauty obviously i'm not going to say that i'm a degenerate so dude it's hard they're so and i go on different kicks like actually we're kind of talking about this this morning my first crush ever you know coming up as an adolescent boy uh was britney spares i love britney spares um you know she's just a couple years older than me so you know go ahead i mean i know go ahead how do you feel up right now uh i think it's awesome you know like you know the older i get i understand why she freaked out when she was 27 you know she's been in the making mouse club she's been spotlighting her entire life i can't imagine you know doing that so i think she's so hot like i still think she's a little crazy like you know and stuff like that but you have a childhood like that never right that she was always all under pressure and yeah she probably never really got to enjoy yourself right i i i saw so okay i love britney spares so here's the thing i really was never a fan of britney spares uh i just that's not my music right job right uh and then i grew up with it so yeah i love it okay i still hear some of my fuck yes uh but and then she had to melt down publicly and everybody was like huh right you know you know you don't need to hate when people get to people she's like she shaved her hand she was left around a gas station bathroom spare foot and pop roxy went nuts and she had to she was with that dude yeah uh so yeah that went down and then what i love is everybody loves to get a comeback story it pretty came back and i remember she was back bitch she sprinties back yeah she did the song with puff in uh uh will i am and i'm britney bitch yeah like a little way and then yeah a little bit wheezy walker-flocker that's what i was doing that's good talking then that's i last i saw she was on like good mornin america stuff we were watching at work and she's got a deal in vegas and she's yeah she's got a what the fuck's that called when you're there it's just like selenedion yeah i can't think of the term but uh yeah and she residency or something something like that yeah she's absolutely gorgeous uh gorgeous dude yeah she's doing it she's back yeah like she might be a little bit crazy but good for her making a comeback she just got fat and moved alabama yeah she probably has a lot of money from when she was 16 you know so absolutely yeah the fact that she's out there still put on concert crushing it you know that's awesome so that's awesome so yeah yeah i'm in respect to her so uh so she was definitely my first one and then for a long time and i'm kind of getting back into her it's like jesica beul like i've always loved it i never watched like seventh heaven or anything but i just i don't know like what i saw like how i remember like hearing of jesica beul or seeing her um i mean i'm just you know some movies and shit i just don't specifically remember i just remember i'd be like in her and then like i was telling you earlier the center i did watch that um and that was a usa mini part series where her and bill polman are like the main characters and in the show and it's absolutely fantastic so she's probably the best thing she's ever done and it's great she's on plus my man crush is jt and the fact that she's married to jt that's you know she's like uh everybody knows i have a thank for anakin drick i love her like she's phenomenal i mentioned earlier but seren de swan she's fucking got a huge crush on her so i would it's just so hard to say but then you look at somebody who's like age as well like j-low how can you not you know be in love with j-low um you know it's just fucking i don't think i could just i can pick one of them that that is like i'll be driving home today i mean i'll probably text you like i didn't even say her like you know i've loved her since the beginning so um it's hard but i definitely wouldn't have like in that you know it'd be crazy to have that to you know that person being loved that person for so long at least on that level like you know i find him attractive and yeah you what was it like you get a week or you die a week later but you have sex time for one whole night or yeah you have a week of no holds barred sex i don't even know what that means long i think probably whatever you want to do whatever she wants to do that sounds like rape bud yeah yeah no holds barred sex and mischief with her okay but then you die a week later i couldn't do it because obviously i wouldn't you know with my son and shit but um it plus i like i love life i you know so nothing's a week of anything is not yeah you know i don't we talked about like you know any murphy rock a couple podcasts to go stuff and his bit about uh what's um jonnie karzen yes yeah right so i won't have it push bitch i won't have to find you push yeah and he goes in there but his bit he explains it's no pussy word even if it's shot out sparks it's not right so it's not to me there's no pussy worth like i can like you can have sex now and die we glad you're you know if that if i can never have sex again i probably definitely would have sex you know what i mean yeah but um for that just like was one person that i did it's it's not worth it in my opinion so yeah greevan and then you know maybe it's because i'm not 21 anymore if i was 21 that's 21 you're old pagnasty then hell yeah but so yeah that's where i am but i just i couldn't i mean those are probably i you know my crush is you know i'm going through and now i'm like still getting a little bit older you know i like a lot of like older chicks like people maybe you know that i have aged through and you know i've always like like likely and she's not older chick that's just another person but again i love ryan rennolds so you know they're married so maybe it's just more of like a power couple like i'm just so in love with a guy like that i just like oh yeah that's definitely the same chick so if the question was who was the hottest man on the planet to you and then the second question is the same with that oh yeah that definitely changes it i would it would be ryan rennolds or just in temberlake okay um and then you definitely have the sex and then die it would be worth it it'd be worth it at that point um i still think i go with just in temberlake because he could do everything great not that ryan rennolds came but this guy can see he's dancing and acting so you know you know he throws down in the sack probably great oh yeah so and then he's been with britain he's been with jessica be like you know by osmosis that's not even the right word but yeah so yes yes jt yes die nice man great answer so i mean we haven't even gotten your chicks that you so i was trying to listen to you i was thinking a little bit yeah well uh how does chick it's gonna i have to talk through it to try to nail him down hey well right we were just talking about alexander dardario and she's she's hot as fuck um i'll actually grandma there just because i love her um man uh the chick who is a gal good she was on s&l last night i happen to see it walking past when i was usually in latrine uh the chick who's was it superwoman wonder woman wonder woman oh gowel get in her or yeah gowel gowel gowel gowel she's is really she's hot it's fun she might be to me she might be the i'm gonna say dude that's a good pick man she might be the hottest chick on the planet to me right now she's absolutely gorgeous uh i'll say her and absolutely i would not take that week and i'm dying we can't hear that's wait a stupid one right no great question why don't we want to know you're we want to know your answer for sure i'm always trying to think who i would like pick for him but yeah he'd like love some pretty like like you know you can like shortly's there and she's so fucking hot as shit i'm still trying to think of people so if you ever got us oh yeah she's hot i'm with you how like very still holds it down like motherfuckers oh yo yeah and there's a bunch that yes as soon as like later on during the day i'll be watching right i don't tell you you wouldn't give like skip a chance to go ahead and nick him and nod but the thing is like nick and nod you don't fuck her she fucks you i believe that 100 percent that how does how does man on planet man i don't know that's i i like your pick i'm not gonna steal your pick uh just in terms of like because yeah he's so talented at everything right he's so he's awesome and he seems like a really good really good dude uh yeah man but i mean you could go if you want to feel like you know i was thinking about this too like if you want to just to feel like be the lover or you know like you always go to the rock you just like just take care of me i can't yeah i gotta go the other way right if it's yeah if i'm just picking hot i'll pick somebody hot but if it's sex like i have to go like i'm gonna go the most feminine man i could find uh which i of the time i can't think of anybody it's gonna be a good thing right girly man uh yeah definitely not gonna be a big burly guy right you have to bang or get bang by yeah it's definitely gonna be a little guy and we're talking about famous people now if you want to go like i would say d-list but like internet famous people like they're different like there's a lot of like hot chicks out there like i think i just seen um i don't know if you know who she is but like yeah yeah yeah okay yeah so i've been on you know watching youtube since like oh six so like a lot of these people i know but like i just seen like she's like she's pretty hot i feel and she's like a little quirky so i love that like Amymarie gartner she's uh she was big on vine but she's like you know kind of big on instagram and stuff and i've been following her she's like she's younger she's i think probably mid 20s but she like she could fucking dance like she could pop i think i've showed you some of her videos like she's hot as shit so it's like the thing is like she has a really good general in person i like i follow her on twitter and snapchat she's always like you know like you know like you know smile like smile at somebody today so like you know that plays into it like i feel like i know them on a more personal level because i've been watching watching them so those two as far as that and then um i don't know if you know who lily sings is she's like she goes by superwoman on youtube she's uh um indian like dot indian um and she's she's sexy as funny as fuck she's done some stuff like with the rock as well but yeah i think those would be my top three like internet females i can think of off the top my head do you follow Brittany for a long i know ever but i don't follow her but i do know her from vine and she's pretty big on vine when it was up and going and shit like that she's funny she's on like some tv shows and stuff and yeah the only thing i don't like which i don't know why it bothers me is she's dating she's beautiful she's cool because she's absolutely she's hilarious right but at the same time she's gorgeous right she's model hot but she has a she likes like poop comedy and shit we were like so that's pretty unique the only thing that like now i'm kind of turned off is she's dating tommy lee the old drummer from out the carol really yeah so and it's weird like you see pictures of him on the gram it's just like what the fuck are you that is weird yeah he's like 60 years old she's by 30 now only crew money so i mean she doesn't but i'm like she doesn't need it though she's a millionaire i'm sure you're too you're way too fucking successful to be a trophy wife right i don't get that but if and she tweets af on her twitter uh she's good and then you got somebody like jenna marbles who's fucking genius and she's smart like she's hot and shit too and then jesica nigri the she's the uh the cosplayer yeah cosplayer yeah she's like that weird like you know quirky funny like she'll do videos into like sticker flexion out like i'm you know just stupid like funny stuff like that another person that seems super funny about the same time liviamon oh yeah absolutely i should drop air on roger's like the so you're british and that's and that's funny because like to me uh and i i didn't even say for me right so i cannot do it you still don't deserve it for me that's funny because liviamon is one of the hottest people on the planet yes and i feel like air in roger's if he wasn't an NFL quarterback he would date somebody who works like ups you're just dating a normal chick but since he's an NFL once we stay in hot sticks on the planet yeah roger's it's probably a three yeah but yeah fuck if you're an fulk quarterback you're like a rockstar you do whatever the fuck you want yeah i mean NFL quarterback and it's especially a legit like prime time that's super bull winner by the way of super bull me p yeah i mean he's climbing up the charts i mean that's easily for him whatever number he is add like nine on you know what i mean just from that which i mean he's a good looking dude like for sure i mean he's not like super like hot hot but i think he's a decent looking dude but for him to pull a liviamon like no fucking way there's no fucking chance if he wasn't like that'd be like me a quarterback pulling a liviamon like with these it doesn't even make sense one like he's five eight two forty five i'll be a quarterback you can't run you're with the line right yeah but you know what i mean yeah so but not great great question i like i like that so yeah let us know your answer yeah i try to pick somebody for him that's confan right he's a boob guy he's a modern family fan so for sure he's boob guy so so if you ever yeah i would be right up that yeah be right up that alley for sure so was that was that you that was me okay you're up so where we are we just right at an hour so i think maybe we do uh i do one more question you do one more question we could call it because i got to get on the floor and shit so and then we can save like these questions why don't we do uh how let's do them excited about that sauce yeah yeah i i check today um this morning i got a besides but shit which again it may not ship till November whatever but i which is gonna be my guess so i'm sure a lot of people here so um oh this is logistics from canis so so shout out can says when people when people ask you for help what are they usually wanting help with um like what are your best known skills so somebody actually for help what do they want your help with that's a pretty legitimate question that's a great question uh nothing i mean i have one that comes to mind a lot of it and it has nothing to do with my skills right which i i've touched on this before but what i think is funny is because i have um i would say i have a lot of tattoos but i have like i mean i have a full like leg sleeve and it's really detailed stuff so usually when people have questions about tattoos and it's usually like i'm not the first person that they'll hit up whatever but if we were talking about it or they see me i've been thinking about tattoo like what do you think about this and i'm not an artist in any sense the word whatsoever whether it comes to music drawing anything i can't do any other shit but i always think it's funny because i got like you know a detail on my down on my arm and stuff but yeah i mean they they ask and i think maybe it's like how i budget it because like how much does that cost how did you budget that like i'm thinking about doing something big i don't know where to start but i would say that i started i get that a lot and only because of the experience of the tattoos that i have and i work shorts a lot and obviously you know it's noticeable and it's a great tattoo um you know shout out uh jus a mac entire um i think right currently now he's working at tried true uh tattoo and link in Nebraska so if anybody wants it yeah look he's and he's only gotten better since he's done my stuff he's on instagram i don't remember his instagram name um but yeah look look him up and you know he's fucking phenomenal he's done all my tattoos except for like the one just the names on my feet but um yeah so i would say i get that one a lot again because of experience um other than that i mean some life questions maybe just like you know what would you do in this case but again it's situational like they don't come directly maybe if we just happen to be you know just be us but a lot of that maybe when i was younger now that most of my friends with our families and shit you know you know or hey can you come help me move right yeah for me first thing i came to mind was i got a truck that i came in uh can you help me move? no i hate movement don't ask me no i will help you people help me when i when i move and for me i think uh for me i get a lot of like i get medical questions yeah just because of my line of work or fire related questions like fire hazard stuff or uh but yeah which is good i get you probably love that i would get a pair of paramedic stuff uh like i got this knee hurts what i do what i do looks like i said elevate it whatever or don't do i need to try to get check out for this whatever like a lot of medical like an ideal with emergency medicine so like if you have a sprain elbow i'm like i don't that's not just like if i thought it's okay we don't we don't do like nurse stuff like we're not wrapping up sore elbows like we're treating people like their elbows going the other way and we'll split it and try for circulation but anyway no i'm more than happy to help with medical stuff if i don't know uh because my doctor my lawyer everything is either nasty friends podcast or google is what i use but no if i don't know i'll let him know but i'll give my opinions on that um people ask me about uh a lot about military stuff a lot about weapons um but yeah they'll ask since you know i've been in the army a long time so i'm like hey my my son is thinking what do you think about your air force versus army versus reserve versus active duty you know those kind of questions i really like those questions or even young people ask me you know questions about that or uh hey i'm going into the i'm going into the army uh what what job should i do and i love talking about that that's a big deal those big questions you know do you want to how long are you gonna be in what are you looking for a lot of young guys like myself well i want to go airborne infantry i want to go ranger right i want to find some shit up and i i tell them the good things about that how that really instills discipline like no other job would do how it tests you uh and i tell them the other side of that is uh it's dangerous right you can die yeah and you're great about doing that given both sides both and the thing is i feel like at least when it comes military most people who have been in the army it's it's not what they thought it was a lot of people come out sour right you know i mean i glad i did it 100 i wouldn't have changed it but it wasn't what i thought it was gonna mean i think a lot of people are like that and you're like you know i know you've had your ups and downs with the army and we don't have to get into that but like you know you're great about yeah i mean it's still a great thing right you know in the end it is definitely if anybody wants to do it yeah for sure 100 percent um but yeah does the same both sides and you always like take it to the job you're like no i wouldn't do it but like if you want to do it about being a ranger these are the specifics or if you want to you know you know go jesus cries i remember my first time fuck with the tv yeah jesus yeah and not only and then i'll tell them you know i'm not like you have to do get get out of the army what you want right don't make it work for you if if you think about long the long game think about getting a skill that you can use when you get out because i think a lot of people like myself like 20 years easy like a bang out 20 years i get another job once you get in there you're like this is not like a normal job this is all the time this is living in the woods for 30 days and swamps and then that's without deployments all people love that shit there's nothing and you need people to love that job to when you're young i mean that's fuck my wouldn't you want to be jumping out of helicopters and shooting machine guns absolutely but then but then after that when you start thinking about family and a life and living a normal life and not just being in the military some people like four years is enough you know so then after that if you do become an infantry grump or then you get out you're like well fuck i'm not shooting guns and climb ropes and set up grenades they're gonna set up grenades right you know what i mean rig exposes whatever there's not a lot of jobs on the civilian side that helps you and then everybody's like well fuck i'll just be a SWAT guy there's not a lot of fucking positions for a SWAT guy you gotta start in the police department and fuck that's a rough go right there you know so dude for anybody who listening that has questions or they have kids or if you're interested whatever look at it look at the long game the army has almost every job that we have in the civilian world from food service to mechanics to lawyers to dentists firefighters firefighters please get it get a skill that you could use whether you stay four years or do 20 years uh something that you could do when you get out not just pulling triggers which is like fuck it for a kid you're like i'm enjoying the army to shoot triggers i don't want to join the army to be a mechanic right but to be a mechanic or to be a fireman you have to go to school so you could go to school for four years or go to trade school for two years and pay for it or you could let the military pay you to do it pay you well train you well and then you're better and you have that but that's a lot of people have a question about that all day especially if it's not a serious because that's a big decision and i'm not don't listen to a recruiter they don't get most recruiters don't give a shit i didn't know what to talk about this before but i've got lucky i had a legitimate like because i was like on the fence about going and then out of the blue i just went one day i was doing it and the recruiter like he called my cousin because i found the recruiter through my cousin he's like hey he's like you know pax wasn't wasn't doing all of a sudden like there's anything that happened like so i had the small percentage of having a fantastic recruiter so and he made sure it was something that i wanted to do and yeah of course he still wants the numbers and he gets the numbers and puts in but in fact he questioned why i just all of a sudden you know came back to it like i got i lucked out you know and you heard the stories of where when we were at maps they said that there's recruiter that got somebody to go to maps and sign up and it was ugaly blind like i mean i'm sure they did weren't like all blackout but yeah they can't get into the service legally blind but like yeah i mean there's recruiters who do that so they don't give a fuck they just want to pop up their numbers so yeah which is scary you know it's sad but i'm gonna do that's their job so always ask ask ask people been there you have experience in it who could help you help you at least guide you in the right way so yeah for me i get a lot of questions about military stuff um fire medical what i don't i'll tell you what i don't get asked is uh any mechanical questions no like uh might just run it funny what do you think it would be no fucking i have zero yeah me too as far as working on vehicles and shit like it and i wish i could for sure do tune ups and whatever you know i make it change my oil and i can change tie i can do that i don't i don't i could change but i always take take just like have the time to do it and like i mean fuck he's gonna keep costing the way it's cost i might end up just then you gotta find a place to take the oil and yeah it's just easier to go to go there for sure you get your your legal back right so yeah man that's a game that's a great question i have to ask her uh yeah of course i figured you know that you would get since you this is a cooking show that you get a lot of food questions you know i i i that kind of slipped out of my mind yeah i do get that questions about food and i because i know you and i talk about it when we say this food show it really we talk about food not even on the podcast but you guys had anything you have a recipe for this and shit so absolutely so yeah i love to talk about like you know i love to talk about food i get hit up because i've got about this i i for the inferno newspaper which is for our local union firefighters uh me and the crew from work we do a food critic deal where it used to be about twice a month we would go to a family-owned place not any chain restaurants we went to one on accident the low-low's chicken waffles right and end up being a chain in six places not a big deal was good it's the only one around here but we've been at tons of different restaurants so i've had multiple people text me but hey man i'm in uh midtown what's a good place to take my wife to oh boom go to species right there it's a tiny steakhouse what party town are you in or whatever i get asked about other cities right oh hey i'm in lincoln where's where uh i'm down in the haymarket where's a good place to eat oh and i said boom go to lead bellies right so i i do it's funny because yeah i do uh get asked about food and i get asked uh what should i eat hey i'm in old town uh oh shit what do you want to move for i know i've been in every restaurant down there so yeah i i love that and i'm talking about recipes food uh it's it's not like earlier we were talking about like how to how to uh you know just small talking bullshit like that uh yeah there's this football you know like if you like you say you're at a birthday party for kids which is like the worst particularly on a saturday yeah uh and there's people you don't really know yeah you talk oh what do you think about how scurfable and everybody's like uh yeah fucking off but uh i love netflix always you know what do we guys watch on netflix because everybody has netflix now and everybody has you know that's what i'm talking about and then there's always food yeah absolutely restaurant so where you where do you guys go eat what do you know and then that's something that everybody has in common where not everybody gets has netflix not everybody watches football which those people right about the crazy but everybody eats and everybody enjoys food i'm not sure in nether party would be against or something like that then you'd leave you right you might leave you leave you're sorry about that you're already at the party when you run into those vegans oh no there's no meat here this is a vegetarian party sir or man how do you get your purse yeah get your purse relieving this is bullshit grab the kid i gotta walk before i start swinging definitely well let's take her home you take one more question we'll knock her out and then canvas thanks again i want fantastic all right this is from danielle this is a good question what's the best trait or habit you've got from one of your parents what is the best trait or habit you've got from one of your parents um i would say like for me uh for me um my um i'm just like my moment it comes like personality like i could talk to anybody um i tend to make friends anywhere i go um you know i can have a conversation about anything i don't know a lot about anything um there's very few stuff that i know a lot about that i can get into a deep conversation with people and it's usually shit that people don't want to talk about or you know so um like comedy like deep dive you know into comedy or like youtube you know just shit like that um other than that i just like i don't know but i can fake it you know fake it till i make it you know i didn't try to make it or change so i would say be able to like relate um you know try to be like the life of the party i feel um and i get that from my mom so i that from again for me that would be the best quality that i have you know i don't know a stranger you know that type of thing so i just want to say shout out to monday sia i don't know if i shut it on the last episode or not shout out again i got to spend the day with her the day of the eclipse back in august and uh hung out with with monday sia with the beemons fantastic day a day will all remember because it was the totally clips we the family was there the kids will remember that and it was it was fantastic shout out monday sia you do you guys both have that personality where you're outgoing easy to talk to uh lovable huggable uh just great people man just just enough crazy what about you me i i was trying to think about it uh i would say like my mom she's got to work i think that's it's too much i probably don't have that as much as she does but she like just works and i like that i don't like to take breaks i think something i'm doing i want to do it i mean i want to just let's work let's work let's fucking get it done right let's not take it because i said you would always do training you know we train for the two forty-five you like let's get in get out like you work party harder yeah that type stuff so which yeah so i would definitely say you got a great worker yeah let's not fuck around let's let's make the best out of the time yeah let's let's do this and uh let's really work and then after that yeah you work hard you play hard and uh i would me for me i would definitely say work ethic and for my mom fuck yeah absolutely man well he's been a fucking great Sunday morning is there anything else that you have before we wrap up here so we can get her out no sir all right that was that was a blast dude i could easily keep going on getting hit the road it's Sunday i got i got some stuff i got a bunch of stuff i gotta do today so yeah absolutely you know i love like i love the sunny morning pocket and it's one of my favorite ones because i wind down it's nice like chill you know relax so it's just it's absolutely great um so as far as like uh you know shouts out and fuck you definitely shouts out to long good luck man yeah um maybe thinking about you everyday buddy hoping that everything goes well and you just get over there kick ass and get back home to your wife and your dog start making some some little babies um another uh shout out is just a fucking question is god damn put us in a corner second question and i like it what had it any other way um we're gonna deep water yeah absolutely shout out to everybody who's sending questions you know um then we love it it's one of our favorite things do i can't wait till we go you know run the gauntlet with the wings um the only other uh i don't really have any fuck you's um you know fuck you know fuck you used to kimjangoon you fuck um get your shit right i don't think he wants to start a war hopefully not i'm not gonna talk i'm talking about just fucking using idiot uh yeah that's the only one one so i have my only fuck use is to jump because and it's also a shout out just because man great question man had us in deep water i shouts out shout out bring these beers man yeah hell yeah everybody loves a good comeback story uh again shout out to tarsan he just came back from the deployment of buddy long is on his way out to it yeah he's just a paris he's paris just a unit and hair has not been on the show he just got back in town he had stuff uh to do so we didn't get him on this weekend uh soon we will have our main man original 245 og we will have hair songs shout out to him as well from he came back um shout out to kamis for helping out all like a weekend making the nachos last night god freaking the fucking pork nachos god damn everything like uh it's everything it's all love shout out to mama p and that's a shout out to everybody who follows us who sends a question who supports us and uh it's all good yeah i see you guys um twitter instagram facebook at nasa and friends keeps sending questions nasafriends at gmail.com whether you want advice about you know job advice like sex advice let us know if you guys try the masturbation with the Vaseline like we want to know how it went for you um anything that you guys want to know in life let us know we will give you an answer you will get an answer absolutely for sure i'm surprised we don't get hit up for more sex questions yeah sex advice yeah i really am too sex moves we'll never get that yeah i mean there's a Vaseline story may put us on the map you know people may want to know more stuff just remember that old broad who gave us sex advice she's like doctor something she was old man remember that like susan i don't remember i know who you're talking about she was like curly hair i think she was like sure yeah glasses yeah she was old she was like with review toys um yeah i can't think of her name i but i know exactly who you're talking about we should take over for her she's probably dead yeah probably you guys got sex questions need sex advice tips you want to take a look at something oh tip i said tips get us up we're there for you we're experts we've been having sex for years i want to just stop at that that's fucking beautiful all right guys my life is simple don't be a dick nice lids motherfucker yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah