Episode 394 ★ The Master Dong

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, Boolysteed, phifer, HeyCitizen, Ch!lln0w1, ericpp, The Moon, Mr Madness Intro/Outro: Night Ride - Aries Beats Hyper Spaceout / PodtardstrGET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed stamped envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever played with fireworks. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever watched a gangster movie / TV show. TOP THREE 33 Regular trash pickup resumes in Philadelphia as DC 33 members begin voting on contract (ABC)Measles cases reaches 33-year high nationwide as NYC urges vaccination (Gothamist)The huge contaminated fruit recall that led to 33 deaths (Yahoo) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Charles Barkley on women, drugs, weed (YouTube) National Institute on Drug Abuse halts cannabis supply deal with Ole Miss (Cannabis Wire)319 arrested during ICE raid at Glass House cannabis farms (ABC)Cop convicted of extorting weed from drivers (Justice.gov) Weed pics show up in Google search of police department (CBS) Nebraska advocate charged with alleged improper notarization of legal ballot petitions is running for governor (Nebraska Examiner) METAL MOMENT Send the RevCyberTrucker moving karma.Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard No No Bullshit Bitcoin updates :( Cantor Fitzgerald SPAC in talks for $4B Bitcoin deal with Blockstream (Decrypt) Deutsche Bank analyst says Bitcoin is having a "historic decline in volatility levels" (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners THURSDAY at The Bar 6:30 pm Central FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Young crewmember murdered aboard luxury superyacht in paradise (FOX) Sesame Street's Elmo gets hacked, tweets 'Kill All Jews' (FOX)*Elmo video NYC subways flood during torrential downpour (Not the Bee) Trans sex offender "mentally unfit" to stand trial (FOX) Trans sex offender mentally unfit to stand trial (Not the Bee)Seagull hit by line drive during Corpus Christi Hooks game (Yahoo) Dude on powered parachute hits power lines, falls into river, survives (Not the Bee) Turtle causes apartment fire by knocking over heat lamp (London-Fire) Ronald McDonald statue kidnapped in Pennsylvania (New York Post)Hundreds of Amazon packages mistakenly shipped to woman's house for a year (ABC YouTube) Cannabis cake shared at hospital lunch (1 News)