Episode 3x13: "Join Or Die"

Welcome back to Meta Station! Kane's in the City of Light with his wife, Pike's on the world's most incongruous rebel squad, we were wrong about Luna being dead, sassy Jasper is back, the Blakes will rise, and Jaha is garbage. Also there's a Kabby kiss AND a Bellarke hug, LOOK AROUND, LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW 0:00 – Love Means Never Having to Call Shotgun 0:03 – Octavia and Bellamy Finally Make Some Progress, THANK GOD 0:07 – Okay but We Call Bullshit On Octavia Making That Fire with Wet Wood 0:16 – This Is the Part Where Erin Screams About Bellarke, SORRY NOT SORRY 0:21 – Wanheda, Vera Kane, Atonement and Forgiveness 0:35 – Bible Study With Claire, Part 1: “Jus Drein Jus Daun” vs. ”An Eye For an Eye” 0:42 – Seriously Can Someone Explain Why Bellamy and Lexa Aren’t Allowed to Be Important to Clarke at the Same Time Because We Think It’s Garbage 0:48 – THE HUG! 0:53 – DELINQUENT FLASHBACKS! 1:00 – Welcome Back to “Pike Apologism with Claire”, Today We’ll Be Discussing How JAHA IS THE FUCKING WORST 1:07 – Unity vs. Division, Enemies Within, and the Pike/Indra/Murphy Rebel Squad of Our Dreams 1:13 – Bible Study with Claire, Part 2: Excuse Me, Do You Have a Moment for Our Lord and Savior Marcus Kane? 1:16 – Unity Day Was Bullshit and Also Erin Hilariously Can’t Pronounce It, I Left In One But She Seriously Fumbled It Like 3 Times 1:19 – Has Jaha Fucked Up ALIE Way More Than ALIE Has Fucked Up Jaha? TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES 1:25 – A Veritable Kentucky Derby’s Worth of Trojan Horses 1:27 – Strong Minds, ALIE’s 3% Rejection Rate, and Kabby (Hopefully) Rebelling in the City of Light 1:33 – This Is the Part Where Claire Screams About Kabby, SORRY NOT SORRY 1:43 – Here’s a Story About How Claire Has No Chill 1:44 – Luna kom Floukru: The Hero Gotham Needs and Deserves 1:54 – We’re Shipping Luntavia and We’re Not Apologizing (Also, R.I.P. Bartender Mechanic)