Episode 4 - Emergency Broadcast: Planet X (Nibiru)

A lapsed quasi-satanist, a self-proclaimed science buff (with only a GCSE grade B in Physics) and a drug-addled lunatic attempt to navigate the irradiated wastelands and dung-hills of ignorance that is the Post-Truth Apocalypse. A smorgasbord of colourful language, drunken ramblings and the occasional "fact". Fact. Hosted by Ben, Gaz and Mike. This week it's an emergency broadcast from an undisclosed location on the impending return of planet Niburu and the resulting cataclysmic destruction of Earth. The guys also discuss the hopeful correlation between pigheadedness and extinction, surviving a bad come-down in the post apocalyptic landscape, how to power a double-ended d**** machine with no electricity, the chances of the Annunaki turning up and forcing humanity to toil in their gold mines, how the population would react if they had knowledge of imminent doom, the perturbing of Neptune's orbit and the guys finally come to the realisation that the A-Team are in fact a bunch of traumatised Vietnam vets in role-playing therapy. Intro music: freemusicarchive.org/music/Michett/~/Lift-off Outro music: freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar /Crime_Scene/T800