Episode 4 - If Everyone Clenched, No One Could Poop

Everybody UNCLENCH because we’re back to our regularly scheduled…schedule of Monday episode drops. Welcome back! We missed you! Did you miss us? Say it back! 😡🔪 This week some Jackbox merch is keeping Blake young somehow, Heather is escaping NYC to find the fountain of youth, and Blake dissects the politics of Nintendo Switch 2 and pizza delivery. They also discuss tamagotchi sex positions, Meredith Wilson’s The Music Man, pros and cons of engaging with idiots online, the ultimate way to genetically live forever aka having babies, and the Bobby Hill method of catcall defense. They also bravely debate Hot Button Issues. Listen without context and vote for who you’d cancel first! ;) Depression Meal Monday has deep semantic implications and this week we collectively ask the universe: If no depressed, still depression meal? And. If meal sad, ergo I sad too? Stay turned for our, let’s say *minimalist* DMM listener submission! Our theme song “Old” is written and performed by the band pop kiss, fronted by Nicole and Sydney Patrick @popkisstheband @niconeeek @sydneypatrick_
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