Episode 4 - Next

Here’s the thing about the future… you’re joining Johnny and Kevin in watching the gimmicky as **** Nicholas Cage film “Next”. But it should be Julianne Moore’s “Next” as the boys praise Julianne Moore’s reliable acting in a rewritten over and over again script that definitely wasn’t what Philip K. Dick’s short story was about. Jokes and touching moments abound as we make fun of the character name of “Frank Cadillac”, shaving but not shaving, and Cage’s ridiculous off-camera billiards playing. But we also get a touching revelation from Johnny about how he feels about Kevin. It’s a beautiful moment of friendship that will probably be ruined in the next argument about basketball. Listen along as Johnny sadly realizes this Hollywood Studio PG-13 male driven action movie will… unfortunately… force the... Jessica Biel nearly nude and hot scenes on us. So grab your dustiest jacket and a 9am diner martini, and join the boys in struggling through the CGI and Nicholas Cage acting in “Next”. If anything, listen to the last two minutes to hear the most savage Jessica Biel joke off all time.