Episode 4: The Great Paper Trap & The Contactless Coup

Nation, they are coming for your cold, hard cash! In this emergency broadcast, I expose the "Contactless Coup" infecting our coffee shops and grocery stores. Tapping your wrist to buy a muffin is not convenience—it is a globalist trap! To help me break down the horrors of this "Invisible Commerce," I am joined by Barnaby Q. Ledgerwood, Grand Arbiter of the Anti-Linen Minting Committee. Together, we reveal the terrifying parallels between today's cashless society and the early 19th-century transition to paper money. Barnaby warns us that replacing the honest weight of metal with Apple Pay will cause a nationwide plague of "Financial Ghost-Sickness." If you cannot physically bite your currency, you are already spiritually bankrupt! Flimsy! Stay vigilant.