Episode 40: Big Balls Gets Carjacked, Gavin Newsom Grows A Pair, Superman Joins ICE, Vance On Vacation, This Is Your Drunk Naked Pilot Speaking, Trump Gets His Brownshirts, and more

Big Balls from DOGE got himself carjacked. An event Donald Trump then used as a pretext for militarizing our nation's capital and launching his own army of Brownshirts. What, me worry? California Governor Gavin Newsom calls Texas' redistricting bluff, thereby showing the rest of the feckless Democrats that it is possible for donkeys to have balls. Newsom also does some performance art with Trump's tweets and they're funnier than you think. JD Vance draws a lot of water in his home state. The Secret Service and the Army Corps of Engineers raised the level of a river so that Vance and his family could have ideal kayaking conditions. For real. An actor who once played Superman, a literal alien, has joined ICE to keep real aliens out of our country. An airline pilot goes on a bender and wanders around a fancy resort in the nude. Why not. Southwest Airlines gets guilted into fixing a guitar they broke. Donald Trump fucks up The Smithsonian and The Kennedy Center in one fell swoop and still manages to find time to fly to Alaska to stroke Vladimir Putin's... ego. And more. So much more.