Episode 40: Do You Know the Ragamuffin Woman? (5 of 5: Doyle)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris alienates all of our female fans in Colorado by referring to them as Raggamuffins. He does not know where he picked up that term, but he feels it accurately depicts all of the woman in Colorado. You’re never gonna believe it, but Chris is still currently single, ladies. He is 5’8” and 185 lbs. with brown slicked back hair and a sense of humor that has been described as moderately tolerable. When asked about his personality he had this to say, “I wouldn’t”. He enjoys taking long walks. He is a huge fan of walking. One might say that he is a lover of being bipedal. He cannot shut up about how much he likes to walk around, taking in the sights that a fresh young city has to offer. He never walks in a city that is old, by definition that is the opposite of what he is going for. He likes those new cities who haven’t fully developed yet and as soon as they do, he stops walking through them. He never farts and constantly uses his toothbrush to try to see what it would be like to deepthroat. Ladies, if this sounds like the man of your dreams please email us your resume with a headshot to [email protected] Also, side note, for some reason we were under the impression that this was Doyle's sixth episode, but in fact this is only his fifth. I don't know how we fucked this one up. Sorry about that one. Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: [email protected] for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.