Episode 408 "Monkey Business"

Are you ready for some monkey business? We hope so, because that's all we got this week. It's our long-running, first annual, last ever Lost Monkey Week! Yeah, you've heard all about those South Carolina monkeys, and of course we talk about those. But we also bring you the other monkey news that fell through the monkey cracks while those monkeys were monkeying around MONKEY! Did you know monkeys will never type Shakespeare? You wanna see a drunk monkey? What's a monkey whisperer, you ask? And can't they do anything about those damn Thai monkeys annoying everyone? Yeah, they can sterilize them! That's all the business fit to cover, you can take that banana to the bank, and then the teller will be like "we can't deposit this for you," and they you throw your feces at them and they get upset. Why did I pay for this safe deposit box if I can't put a banana in there? Get Lost!