You're sad? You're over here! Alright, well the next talking nonsense I'm your host Kyle and I'm here with Christopher and today we actually have two special guests. We have a, not a, I'm sorry, we have Miss.
Rebecca. And Miss. Kimberly. And for those of you that don't know them which I'm pretty sure is a lot of you.
Rebecca is my girlfriend. Hi. And Kimberly is. She's our friend.
She's our friend. She's our friend. Someone I used to know. She's our friend.
She's our friend. She's our friend. She's really, she's really, she really is a good friend. Is this awkward for you, Chris?
Good. I'm more good at feeling it, man. You should have had a marker, yeah. I should have, yeah.
I got my coconut milk latte. It has rum in it. I actually can you name it the Jameson's book. Oh yeah, I've never had Jameson on with this.
I'm not an alcoholic. Kimberly is a good friend. Would you say that Kimberly? No!
I'm not a good big best friend, but I guess. Oh! I'm not a good friend. I mean, my best friend's your other friend.
Whoa. That's a little weird. I love you fuzzy but, so we don't. No.
Yeah. So why don't we bring him on, Chris? So. I'm talking to you.
We wanted to talk about a little, we've done an episode before about dating and dating apps in general. And we talked about our perspective. We wanted to hear the girls' perspective. Like how it was for you on dating apps and the DMs and whatnot.
And your guys' dance? To us. Your guys' dance to us. Yeah, yeah.
What can we get to that? Relax. I was clarifying for the folks. This is kind of Kimberly.
Probably she like, she kind of, it is her topic. Okay, yeah. Well, I can't take credit. Oh, why?
Well, my fun fuzzy. So we have the wrong person on my blog. I know. Fuzzy, come through.
She wants to do it. Her friends are really shocked. There wasn't a guy that had me up like, not through to their bumble, but I don't know. I'm upset.
I'll do. Longer, but. I'm not going to get to like Instagram. He was like really laying it on thick.
And we're just roasting him and roasting him. And all of a sudden she goes, this would be a great idea for the podcast. So there's the idea. Well, thank you for the idea because you know, Chris and I are running out of shit to do.
Shit to talk about. I mean, not to do. Okay. This is not correct, Kyle.
Okay. This is sliding into your DM. So let's talk about that a little bit. So what was the thing he sent you?
Dig, click. No. Oh. You say you laid on big.
Let's turn off which platform was it? She said it was Instagram. It was Instagram. Yeah.
You know what's so funny is that I. Got to that. Let her go ahead. They're jumping again.
They're just a random guy. I guess the side of adding on Instagram. He was laying it on thick for being overly sweet and trying to get into that relationship and literally the first two days or something. Were you guys even talking beforehand?
No. I didn't know him at all. He just found me through Instagram. Supposedly he's in the military and he's like overseas right now or something.
So I don't even know how that happened. But he hit me up. And at one point he asked me for my name, which is really dumb because my name is on my Instagram. And he literally goes, oh my God.
I knew you'd have such a beautiful name to match that beautiful face of yours. I'm like, what the hell? So his first message to you was what's your name? It was like, hey, what's up?
I was like, oh, I got you my name. How do you feel about the hey, what's up? Is that like too generic? Is that?
I mean, it's whatever. I mean, I would reply to it, but that's just because I'm nice. Yeah. Well, from my experience a lot of the times before you, okay, when I would be on the dating apps, relax.
Like I would always come across girls profiles and say like, don't hit me with the hey. Don't hit me with the hey, what's up. Do something clever. And then when you do something clever, they're like, nope.
How much more than just a clever thing? I always try to do the clever thing. I love that. Reddit?
We'll get to that story. I'm pretty basic. I remember the hey, what's up a lot. Yeah.
Do you get replies? No. Well, man, 2020 you need to fix that. No.
No, I don't get matches. What are you saying? What? You're going to dismiss her like that?
Yeah, you guys match. We did match. Yeah. So we did me on mumble, but that's kind of a what?
All right. I'm talking about that. It's not like it's not I guess as hard as Tinder, if that makes sense because on bubble, the girls make the first move. Oh, you can't as a guy.
You can't say anything first. So like the balls kind of are you know what? That's a good point. That's why I didn't match.
I couldn't remember. That's why. So like, but if you're on like Tinder or something else, it's like, like, either person can start combo. Yeah.
And it's just hard to like drum up something like worth like replying to. So what? Have your social media platform connected to your bumble? No.
No. No. Well, because I wanted to check first, make sure she wasn't a bop. You know, make sure she was real.
So he added me to get me to. So I'd be mad. No, real talk. I was like, we matched.
I'm like, to be honest, I swipe a lot, right? I told you this already. I was just random swipe. Yeah.
No, like she you weren't random swipe with a purpose, but I swipe a lot, right? So when we matched, I was like, there's no one. No, no, no, no, no. See, this is why I put the bell.
She's already drunk guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is.
It's 350 a camp. We're sponsored by. Oh, yeah. So that's why we matched.
I was like, first off, I was like, who is this? I don't remember. So I remember. And I tell you, like, yeah, she's how cute.
Wait, this can't be real. So I was like scrolling through it and she had an Instagram. I'm like, oh, she has an Instagram. So I clicked on it.
And then it wasn't private. So I'm like, okay, maybe she is real. Or maybe she's one of those girls that just want people to follow her Instagram, right? So I was like, she seems pretty real.
Follow. And I started following. Yeah, he followed me, but I had not messaged him yet. Yeah.
So we were coming down to the last couple hours. Look at some of that. I was like, I'm over already at the story. Technically.
But I thought, go ahead. So you guys are coming down to the final final hour. Yeah, I was just coming down to the final hour. He had followed me.
He had followed me. And I was like, and then I was like, who's following me? Because honestly, I have my stuff private because I have nothing to hide. Like anybody can.
Not private. Public. Sorry. I have my stuff public because I have nothing to hide.
Like anybody can look at my stuff. Like, I mean, I don't have any, like, don't marry anything. So it's like, anybody can't take it down. I know.
I know. I have nothing on it. I have nothing on it. I'm trying to get them sponsorships.
No, so I have nothing to hide. So it's like, I keep myself public. So anybody can look at it. And then he had, I saw that he had followed me.
And I was like, what's so funny is that I already saw we had a match. But I was like, what don't we do that all? And there's other people. Yeah.
Yeah. And so then that's why I was like, you know, filling everything out. And then when he followed me, then I looked at his nine pictures he had on his Instagram. I was just starting up again.
Okay. You met me at the time when I was re-imaging myself. I didn't even get every brand. So.
And so when I saw, I like looked through his stuff, obviously, then you went through his how did he capture his picture when I was trying to. Yeah. That's important, right? Like, you know, so then I was looking, you didn't have anything, you didn't have anything on there.
So, but then I was like, Oh, he's cute cause then I started looking at his pictures. He's like, Oh, he's like cute. What of us? So then I, so then I was like, Alright, let me go back on gumble cause then I'll see.
I'll hit them up with something. And so he said he's a dog dad and his bio. And then I was like, yeah, he had no picture. He had one picture of his dog.
I was like, how are you a dog dad and no dog pictures? Yeah, that's what she hit me with. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I was like, what a false impersonator.
False impersonator. You want to hit me? Oh, yeah. So anyway, she hit me with that.
And then I was like, what? OK, she hit me with that. And then I was like, oh shit. I were probably like, oh, yeah.
Oh, you're right. And I just sent her hell pictures of my dog. Yeah, yeah. I sent her hell pictures of my dog.
I was like, oh my god, he's so cute. And then like, she's talking about her dog. And I was like, oh, you see her dog. And he never even hit me with like, oh my gosh, she's adorable.
He's like, she's cute. Yeah, she's cute. You're supposed to be a app. Did you say like, she's dog dog cute?
No, I said, oh, she's cute. Oh, like I was like, oh my god, I hit this. So adorable. So, yeah.
If you're trying to make a good impression. Yeah, he's descriptive. Well, clearly I made a good impression. Anyways, exhibit eight.
I'll keep scoreboard box. Nice. Good job. Good job.
But yeah, so what's some DM that you get though? We'll get to his. But I want to hear your advice on it. Like what you would get or get.
Are you still on any? Oh, I am. You are. You have some screenshots, actually.
Wow, I don't mean more. Why did you do that? I clear up conversations every once in a while. Why did you do that?
Because I'm like, for the podcast. Is it always? She said it to me. I said, you hear that?
You deleted it. I'm so sorry. Wow. They send you content and you're not saving it.
What's like the dirtiest or like, oh, no, where's some DM's you get? I mean, a lot of them is like, oh, like, get it up. Just that. Like, yeah, like, every message is just it.
I can't. I don't get that kind of like logic. I know either. Oh, why?
I feel like you hear that so often just from like, you know, like, from females. Like, it's like, it's like, boring. You know what? It's, you know, like, you know what?
It means, right? Yeah. Okay. I mean, it's just way too concise and it's just like, like, it just takes out any sort of like, fun, I guess, right?
Yeah. Like one of my weirdest ones, I think I still have the screenshot. I send it to all my friends. It was like this guy and he was like telling me that, paying me to date him.
So he was like, I don't know. I'll tell her, sorry. I'll tell her. And that's why, and that's why, and that's why, and that's why me and Jim Kyler together.
He gives me 2000 a month. That's okay. Wow. Yeah.
And he gave me. Why did you do it for six months and then cut it off? Jim Kyler, he was asking. I was like, what?
Would you ever take that? Would you ever take something like, hey, through grand? If I'm being honest, maybe. Dude, I would throw it.
Who was old? I know. Was he white? He could get that one for me.
He was like, I don't know. I saw he had pepper hair and pepper hair and I was like, he was cute. He was cute. He was cute.
I was like, you know what? He was like, you know what? He was cute. He was cute.
I was like, you know what? And I was like, you know what's so funny is that first I was going with it. I was like, oh, he's cute. I could stare at it.
I could stare at it. Stare at it. Stare at him. He was like legitimately dated.
No, it was like funny. It was just for the money. He was like, my friend's had a similar experience when they hit her up. Literally told her nothing's sexual.
I just want some to talk to. And they're going to pay her, I think, like, 500 a week or something like that. Jesus. I'm like, you should get him up.
I don't know. I don't know. He was like, he gave me specifics and I won't say them on here. If your family listens to it, I don't want them to be like, oh my gosh, she daried.
But there were some specific stuff that I put in. Literally I went from like, I can be paid to date with him. And then when he went into the fine lines of what he wanted for the 3000 a month. I was like, oh my God, I have some kind of morals.
I was like, sir. I couldn't mind. I was like, yeah. I was like, I was like, oh, I'm open to whatever.
And then when he went into specifics, I'm like, I don't know anything. I'm curious. I think I still have a screenshot and I send it to my friends. And I was like, you guys, like, oh my God, I feel so weird.
But like, what do you think? And then yeah, my friends were like, I don't know. It was on a dating app. Oh, yeah.
I think I have one of her still there. I don't know. We got to make it to school. We know.
I read this article where it was just accounts from like, esports and stuff like that, where we'll charge more to guys who want more of a girlfriend experience or who want something closer to that. Because they have to be more vulnerable to do that kind of thing rather than just if it was just like, completely sexual, I guess. So I was like, I know it's kind of interesting that like, I know, I sent Kyle a list and I was like, I need to start charging you. Do you want the premium experience?
Anyways, like, I need some family. Yeah. Please Venmo me. Well, no, it was like a meme, not a meme, but it was a picture of someone else.
Yeah. Charging for anybody that needs like a holiday girlfriend. Like, I'm like, what's the name of stuff like that? And I sent him, I sent him, and I'm like, you see, you get the shipper for you better be appreciative.
Not for you, I think I want you to name it. I'm just kidding. Dang. I'm just kidding.
No, bringing it back because I had asked her the question and you just jump right in there. I'm sorry, what are their DMs you get though? So you mentioned the district DTF? Yeah, DTF.
Is that it? That's me? Yeah, DTF. Yeah, DTF.
Is that it? Yeah, DTF. Is that it? That's me?
Yeah, DTF. Right off the bat or is it like, you do you? He's asking for a friend. He's asking for a person.
I'm sorry. I'm not a dick. Like, like, third, fourth message in. Okay, never right off the bat.
I'm like, do you think I'm just going to be like looking at it like, yes. I mean, someone's like that. Yeah, someone's really like that. Really?
How do you know? Yeah, that's me. Moving on. Okay, no.
What? You said what? I'm not the person. I'm not the person.
I'm not the person. No. No. All right.
See you. See you. My two biggest qualities. Stop.
Stop. Don't even think that's a stop. Stop. You're okay.
Bouch, are we Bouch for you? Just stop. No. All right.
So what are some DMs you guys have tonight, but you think it's risky? Oh, yeah. Oh, we think it's risky? Yeah.
Superthirsty. No, you haven't. I think we're going to do it. That's a good one.
Yeah. I mean, we have all our moments, right? No, but one that I've said, I want to consider this superthirsty, but I thought it was funny and clever. Yeah, at least I had a message that said press one if you want a sweet response or press two if you want this and then like last one like press four if you want a kinky one or whatever.
No way. Yeah. And then a girl replied saying, um, no, she said, uh, how do I hang up? I was like, yeah.
I was like, she's clever. I'm like, wait, I'll hang up. Like that wasn't one of the responses. Yeah.
I was like, bro. Yeah. I didn't want to be. No, I'm like that.
Probably like one of the things too. I've told you this. I can't tell you this. Like on my profile one time, I put like, uh, describing myself like super nice.
Oh, extremely smart or extremely down to earth. Honest. No, like, so basically the list, right? It was literally no.
No, it's like. No, you don't. It was a bullet pointed. Oh.
And then when you look at the first letter of each one, it's a sentence. That's what I did. That's like the only thing that I've done. Never worked.
Always play it safe. Like, I'm just not that. Well, I'll save. Like, like.
Hey What's up? Hello. A local. Hey, what's it like?
Hey, what's up? You guys have an interaction with a super basic. I've a super basic. What do you mean?
I was just like, okay, right? I was just like, okay, how was your day or something like that? Cause I, like I used to do like the super, like, clever shit. I'm not going to buy anything bad.
Nothing. On Tinder, Bumble, anything. So I was like, oh, I'll just do the generic shit for everybody. Which I actually liked.
My biggest thing is I'd rather have a real conversation. It's not because you're a wizard though. It's a copy. I would rather have a real conversation.
So with the whole K-house your day, that's something you can go into as a real conversation. On Curse Pacific Profile though, I think you had two truths in a lie. And I think one of them was like, I have a tattoo on my right ankle or something like that. And there's a photo of you at a fountain or whatever.
And you can see your ankles. And so I mess with your elbows. I think the lie or whatever is that you have a tattoo on your right ankle. I could be wrong or whatever.
And then just went from there. And then, yeah. So like how many messages do you have? I'll say, go ahead.
How many messages until you guys exchange your phone number? I think I started fucking. That happens after Snapchat. Because he asked for Snapchat.
Oh, so first you asked for Snapchat and not her number. He told me later that he had this weird and how he was like, what was asked for? Like that. So then like what was asked for Snapchat?
Yeah. It was a new tool quick. Yeah. So you don't have any platform only Snapchat.
He made it specifically to talk to me. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.
What? Because you told him like, you have a Snapchat or no? He just said like he didn't have one or something like that. But then he later created, what was it?
Like you created one just a fountain or something. Yeah. So because I don't think I ever told you this. But it's like, I go like, what do you do after you met the world?
No, I'm freaking kidding. I didn't like, I always like, I'm like, I'm like, what's the real thing? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what's the real thing? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what's the real thing?
What do you do after you met the world? No, I'm freaking kidding. It's like, I actually didn't have that kinda experience. So I was like, well I didn't, I was like, what did you ask me to?
I was like, why did you ask me too? I don't know cuz you weren't around so it was like fuck you, you just told me. You said it texted me. But April, I mentioned this girl on Bumble.
What am I doing? I don't want you to rag off. Oh, but I'll just ask you some advice. So like anyway, I go with it.
Cause he's so experienced. Follow hard Instagram. So I go with it and I think one of the things was like, don't immediately ask for the girl's number cuz they come off as like, pushy or like cousin of aggressive or something. or something like that.
Yeah, of course not immediately talk a little bit on app. Yeah, that's good. Okay, so I was like, so you asked for Snapchat immediately. I was like, wait, I didn't really know.
I was like, fuck. Are you obviously going to be watching? So how many messages between Snapchat and Netflix? Yeah, before, yeah.
No, no, no, no. Or were you like over it? On the bumble app. Were you over it?
Oh, I was like, sorry. Were you doing it right here? You're not. So you asked, so he asked, so he asked for your Snapchat.
And then how many Snapchat's until you were like, why is he not? So he asked. I'm going to eat with my chunk, but I didn't want to make out of my friend. And so then how many Snapchat's until he finally asked for your number?
Or did you ask him? I think it was until we went out on our date, right? Yeah, I think it was after. So you guys set up your date over Snapchat?
Yeah. We set up our date over a freaking bumble. No, we didn't, babe. It was, it was text.
Well, technically. Because I was like, what's the most risky? No, we bought the screenshots. No, because we were talking on bumble.
And then somehow our podcast got run up. So I told him, oh, yeah, we have a podcast. But we were texting. No, that was on bumble.
That was on bumble. Trust me. It was on bumble. Okay.
Obviously, you know. It was on bumble. So, I mean, she goes and listens to her podcast. Is she listening to the freaking, either the high school one or the relationship one?
Is she listening? Yeah. And she's asking me because on that episode, I say, yeah, I was always that guy that liked girls, but never made it. So she messes me.
She goes, so are you still that guy? And I messes your back. I'm like, that was high school meets. What's she doing this weekend?
Nice. Yeah. Nice. Come on.
That was on bumble. And then you're like, oh, okay. And then you're like, let's trade numbers. Let's start texting.
So then we start texting. Mind you, this was all in one night. Like the night that she messes me. Right?
Was it? I think so. I don't like messaging on apps. Like I just want to be hitting it off.
Send me a message. Yeah. So my first message there was like, hey, this is Kyle from Bumble. Oh, yeah.
You want to clarify? You want to say. I met another Kyle on another house. Yeah, I don't know.
You were talking to other guys while we were just. So I'm bumble anyway. So yeah, so we didn't exchange numbers until like we set up our date. Oh, really?
Was that for the date? What was your first date? We went to the movies. We saw a lettuce.
How was that? Wait, the light action of the lettuce? Yeah. How was that?
Like your first date? You already talked about the podcast. Yeah, I got it wrong too. I did get it wrong.
Well, okay. So now let's get it right. Do I have it? The handling thing?
Well, just how was the first date? I'm sorry. I had a good time. Okay, so yeah, how was the first date?
I don't know. I was always good. Did you guys meet up? I was like the no talking banger in the movie.
Okay, let's get my questions. So we met up there. That's what you guys write. Yeah, thank you.
So I was just. I got there and I was just standing around. I didn't know. Because I think I sent you like a description of what I was wearing.
Yeah. Honestly, I thought that was really like the one with the red rose in my pocket. No. It was like a blue girl.
Yeah. I like that shirt. Okay. I'm not talking about that.
I was just like, I'm not talking about that. That was kind of like the plan. Just because like for a first date in case there's nothing in common. Like I've been watching this.
We were messaging a lot a lot. We were sure like we had it in common. At least for me. What was your message about?
If you didn't know. I think we were just learning. Yeah. Yeah.
We were learning. I think it was just like how was your day stuff like that. Yeah. It was kind of like really like just putting your feet in the water and seeing like how it was and stuff.
Yeah. You know this one over here is cozming and shit. Like real deep questions. Like what's your favorite color and what childhood memory does it remind you of and why.
I'm like what the fuck. Yeah. I was like blue at the time and I like died. I don't know.
But I mean it was a good day. I had a really great time. I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't. I didn't. What? Can I tell them about what?
Like falling asleep. You like fell asleep? No. Don't tell them.
Don't tell them. I'm like a freak. What happened? You had a full move.
No. What happened? It's so weird. Or is it like an after the podcast thing?
Okay. Just go ahead. 2020. No.
So after the movie, I think it was like after dinner too. Right. We were just talking. Yeah.
You guys went to dinner. Yeah. I took a piece right after. Oh smart.
Yeah. You told me that before. I kept it in mind. Yeah.
Well you didn't know me then. So it's okay. I was like after dinner. We were just talking.
We were walking around and we sat down on a bench. And I guess we were sitting here for a little too long. I don't know. His leg fell asleep.
Yeah. And he told me that. I was like oh don't worry. I'm not going to do the asshole thing.
Like hey you're leg or whatever. He's like what are you talking about? I was like you know when people get your leg went to sleep and get that weird tingling sensation and it like. He's like no one's ever really done that to me.
I was like for real. He's like yeah. I'm like what? He's like yeah.
He's like yeah. I'm like I'm like okay. So I smack his leg right. And this bitch goes.
Oh. It's so good. Now we know what you're into. I love that.
He said I'd like to help us with it. I'll tell you when I hit his leg more. Oh that's sick. He's doing it again.
I'm like I don't know like. I'm down for a second. They're not going to be like. I'm like.
I'm like. I'm actually. No. No.