Episode 43: Child's Play

The 2ndFrightcaps at the Theater festival begins with a trip back to youth. Don’t you ever reminisce about pouring sugar over your cereal, right before sitting down for Saturday Morning Cartoons? And what about the toys? Were you the lucky owner of a Good Guys Doll? Did you ever have a better friend than that warm piece of cheap plastic? We…don’t think so. If you ever want to go back to that time, there’s only one easy thing you need to do. Simply, find a vessel, chant the enclosed Voodoo ritual, and you’ll never have to worry about the horrors of adulthood ever again. See it’s Child’s Play. Batteries *not* included. Tonight, on the Marquee: “This is the end…friend” with Child’s Play. Voodoo Make-Believe. Where is this 2.5 Hour Cut? Andy’s Big Breakfast ™ Misrepresentative Birthday Presents – Actual Kid-Size Murder Weapons Nightcaps Inflation Calc. Hammer + Face = Activates Thrusters. Adventures in Bum Town. God Bless Cigarette Lighters. Child’s Jail. Kicking Down the Grate. Chucky Just Keeps Going and Going and Going. “Yucko!” – Clown Name or Reaction to Brooklyn Vampires? Sugar Ray – The Most Serial Killer Friendly Band. “Mark is Now a Chair!” – Failed Soul Transfer Rituals “I Didn’t Say It…Chucky Did.” “Da Gri Gri Worked!” - We Actually Made It a Year Plus??? Bilbo the Hobbit. “What an Ugly Doll.” – A Look into Our Comment Section. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key