It'd be crazy. Yeah. Oh, wow. It's been that wild.
Yeah, I don't know how to say what it hurts off the internet. First of all, we didn't do our intro. So let me do my intro. Alright, my intro.
Yeah, I got two cocky there. Anyways, what's your show? No, it's our show, Chris. It's our show.
Thank you. Okay. What I'm talking on said summer host cop and I'm here with Christopher. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, you can try to find your segue into the topic. You have bucket list? Straight to the point, huh? Yeah.
I mean, I don't know. What's the definition of a bucket list, Chris? I actually don't. I mean, I'm assuming it's things you do before you die.
I don't know if it's like old people goals or just goals or people goals. You know what I'm saying is, yeah. Or if I don't know, like I don't know the actual like definition of a bucket list. Well, the actual definition is a number of experiences or achievements the person hopes to have or accomplished during their lifetime.
Okay, yeah, so it doesn't have before they die. So it's not necessarily old people goals. No, it's just, you know, we're talking about a bucket list. Oh, man.
I mean, I have things out. You don't think about that stuff? No, why not? I like that.
I don't think about it. No, I have stuff that I want to, clearly. Yeah, but I don't write it down and be like, that's the bucket list. You know, it's just like stuff that I want to do for sure before I go.
Yeah. So yes, I guess I do. Oh, no. Well, you got something?
Yeah, I got like a couple. Yeah. I don't want to talk about that. What do you got?
First one. Have sex, finally. Funny girl. No.
First one. I think like, and like, this is kind of a far out there, but it'd be cool to play and possibly win the World Series of Poker. Okay. That'd be be cool.
Because like, you know, we just recently had a family party. Yeah, we're playing poker. I was doing pretty well lately. I work.
I've been watching poker videos. Okay. Yeah. So I mean, that'd be fun.
What about you? What? No, I want to talk more about this poker thing real quick. Oh, okay.
All right. Because what do you want to know about it? Well, like one, yeah, sure, last Saturday, you were doing pretty hot, you know, at the same time, it's also called beginners, like, no, but it's just like, I don't know, I think you got to get better at hiding your emotions sometimes. Because like, sometimes when you have good guards, like, oh, yeah, I can tell.
Yeah. I mean, I get so like, I don't know how to explain, but like, you're basically, so right now, you're excited. Yeah, you get excited. I was like, before, you know, I was like, you probably have something good.
I'll fold. No, I do have a tell. Yeah. Yeah.
I do. I have a very obvious tell. But yeah, no, like, playing, yeah, playing in possibly winning the World Series of Poker would be cool. Or just playing in the poker tournament would be kind of cool.
Right. Just because like, you know, growing in Vegas for the most part, you get like, you see a lot of stuff and, you know, it's nice. That's cool. Yeah.
I don't have anything like that. I mean, maybe one day, if I get good at any video game, probably competing like a, oh, yeah. I mean, you can get overwatch. No, that's just like it.
I mean, you're better. You're better than me. Oh, yeah. But that's the thing.
I'm low. No, I'm just kidding. That's right. Yeah.
I can not wrong. No, I'm kidding. No, I'm pretty. I'm better.
I'm better at Call of Duty. If I had to like, kind of going off that, if I like, if I could compete in any kind of like, esport, you probably call it, yeah, probably the only one I'm good at. Okay. Yeah.
Dude, one of our co-workers has a really, not has, he truly believes that gaming is not a sport and he can't see how it is. And it's just what's the argument? He just doesn't think it's a sport. It's not sport because it involves no physical, like, what's it called?
It's like something that you don't, there's just no physical, like, yeah, like, you don't train for it or not that. It's just, there's nothing physical about it. Well, then, you know, then chess isn't a sport, but it is considered a sport and so are video games. Yeah, exactly.
I'm just saying, like, if that's the qualification for sport, then like, chess wouldn't be a sport, poker wouldn't be a sport. I know. Well, because we looked it up and we looked at the definition of sport and basically, a sport is anything involving with like, competitiveness. Yeah.
So obviously, video games, competitive. Yeah. So that's why it's a sport. But then he's like, no, it's not a fucking sport, man.
There's no like, physical, no, no, well, we'd call him out. But no, it's not him, actually. But it was just how funny because they brought it up and they brought it up again just recently, because there's a video that came out of Ninja, who's an esport gamer, saying like, how he was getting frustrated because people kept telling like, hey, don't be so mad. It's just a game.
Yeah. Like to him, like saying it's just a game, like to him is like, the reason why he's getting so pissed is because like, you can't just say that it's just a game. Like, you're not gonna go up to LeBron James, you know, who plays NBA and like, say, hey, man, calm down. It's just a game because it's not just a game.
It's, it's a fucking sport. And he was like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. And then our coworker who says that games aren't a sport, he's like, that's fucking stupid. And like, they're, you know, I could fucking play a video game nonstop repetitively and get good at it. And then my argument was like, there's no one she did for sports to do that.
Like, any NBA player obviously practices to be good. Yeah. It's like, you could practice video game and be good. How's that not the same thing?
It's like, it's not to say. I'm like, I mean, to argue though against like Ninja, like where you, because like, it is valid and say it's just a game. Like, if you're playing in like a major league tournament, then maybe like, obviously you're, that's different. That's what he was talking about though.
He's like, he can't go up to a gamer who plays competitively and tell him it's just a game. Well, I disagree. Like, if you're going up to that person and you're, they're just randomly playing online, just for fun or just not in a like, like, not an internment, you can make argument. Yeah, it's just a game.
Dude, there's a bunch of like, casuals here. Like, it's not that serious. Like, if LeBron James went to like a random streetside court and started playing basketball and lost or was losing for whatever reason, it's just a game. That's obviously not a reflection of how he plays or whatever.
You know, but if you like, yeah, if you're like, if you're playing in a professional esports match or a professional basketball match, yeah, at that point, it's not just a game. Like, I feel like there's, you know, different social context there that people need to consider. Yeah, you know, we go. Yeah.
See, the second one would probably like, go like, do like a humanitarian thing. What? A humanitarian thing. Oh, it sounds like a commandant thing.
I'm like, what commandant thing? No, like, like, do you like, not volunteer work, but like, oh, do you something for like the World Health Organization or something? That sounds like volunteer work. But yeah, something maybe international, that'd be kind of cool.
Like, they're like really fun or like really good or something. Yeah. Actually, when I was in nursing student, there was this thing called doctors about borders. Yeah.
And that's how they pretty interesting, where you just kind of go around to like, you know, different countries and yeah, yeah. Yeah. So us. Do you have this list like right now?
No, these are just things that I remember. Oh, that you just want to do. Yeah. Yeah.
And then one would probably like, I think a weird one just to say, we're probably like, you've wrestled a bear, like not to death, but like, you want to wrestle a bear. Yeah, I know I wouldn't win. It would be a cool experience. Okay, but I feel like if you did wrestle a bear, I mean, like, I'm gonna die.
I'm not gonna go up to like a random as bear in the wilds. Okay. Try to fucking wrestle that. No.
Yeah, but maybe like a domesticated bear kind of, you know, fucking, I think that'd be kind of cool. Why does everybody want to wrestle a bear? Because man, I don't get it. Why?
That doesn't appeal to you. Like, no, it's like the fucking bear. Of course, I'm not gonna be like, you know what? I want to wrestle a fucking bear.
It's like, I guess it's a test like your strength, I guess, or like to test your spirit, man, you know, to get engaged with a wild animal. I mean, in this case, it's like domesticated bear, but still no, we would never want to do that. No, what's up? Do you like that's on your list that you think nobody else would want to do, but you just want to do besides wrestle a bear?
Oh, turn down a million dollars. Turn down a million dollars? Why the fuck would you want to turn down a million dollars? This is good.
This is good. Because philosophically, I want to know that I don't have a price. Okay. And I feel like I feel like a couple people nowadays, there's always everyone's like chasing the dollar, which makes sense.
That's just the world we live in. But to me, like, I don't want to, I want to know at the end of the day that money isn't what I'm chasing. Okay, but what if you were just simply in a competition? What do you mean?
Like, like, let's say there was a, what was one of the things that you wanted to do again? Like a world series poker, right? So, yeah, you would turn it down. Yeah.
What the fuck? Why? Because I want to know what I even played because it's just a play. It's not just a play.
It's experience. Yeah, it's an experience. But like, I feel like, because everyone like, again, when I mentioned earlier, everyone kind of has a price, right? And like, I want to know that like, even if, yeah, I just want to know that I wouldn't be like, I don't have a price that money.
What if you're the love of your life is held hostage? All right. That's, that's different. You're throwing, two factors there.
No, but I want to know the love of your life is held hostage. Okay. And they said, I will pay you a million dollars just to release it. They will pay you, Chris, a million dollars to release it.
I have to take a money. But then you have a price. But see, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, you should, you should, you should, you should, you should, you should get a plus. No, that's different because that's another human life.
It's being involved. Right. Like, what I mean is, if people will do things for money, right? Like, but I want to know that like what I'm doing is actually, because I genuinely want to do it.
And it's not just for the money. Yeah, obviously, it makes sense. We live in a financial world. That's just how people survive.
But it's like, that chain of thought leads to just desperation. I feel like it's like, what else would I be willing to do for money? Like, would you suck dick for like, like, 200 bucks? Not for 300.
That's what I mean. Not for 300. Maybe for 300 million? No, that's, that's what I mean.
Like, it, it leads to a philosophical question of like, why you're doing something. And I want to know the answer to that. It's about the human experience. No, it's not about external factors.
Okay, Gandhi. I'm just like, fucking rude as, dude. I don't know. I just feel like, so you're on your bucket list.
What are the things that's for you to turn down a million dollars? I mean, maybe give it like, I wouldn't just be like, oh, all right, I want the money and it's not going anywhere. Yeah, well, I'm not talking about like, you know, winning the money or anything, just in general, what if you were just offered a million dollars? See, no one see, yeah, if I was just straight up offered a million dollars, I'd like to think I would say no, but like, just shut up offered not even anything.
Yeah, then you're not getting the money for a reason though. Yeah. So, why don't you just take it? Well, because then that means, you know, now money has money has control over you.
No, no strings attached. It's it's never no strings attached. This situation, it's no strings attached, because would you take the million? No, because I didn't why?
What did I you to deserve? What did I think for being a great person? No, I feel like a great person would turn down that money. Black.
In that scenario, if someone was offering you a million dollars, do you want to make a million? Yeah, through hard, honest work. Yeah, sure. Okay, but then, like in the scenario, you provide where someone just offers me a million bucks.
I take it. I just give it to you. Like, here, no, I wouldn't take it. Why wouldn't you take it?
Because you're stealing my bucket list. No, I don't want to be giving a million dollars either. So why are you going to be just to make it interesting? No, if you if you were given a million dollars and you were like, Kyle, you know what?
I don't want to. Here you go. I'm not going to take that million. Where do we split it?
No, because I want a million dollars. No, but like to me, if you were given a million dollars for no reason and you're like, no, here you go, Kyle. I'm going to take that as like a pity of like, like, oh, oh, I don't get it. Here you go.
Oh, hell no. I don't want it. Yeah. Okay, gotcha.
Gotcha. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. That's not my bucket list to turn down a million dollars.
Chef, I'm going to show you something from this shit. Yeah, sure. It's a bright thing. God, you're such a Leo.
What the fuck says that? You do you send that before to who? About yourself. I don't know.
Shop out. It hasn't been recorded. So yeah, I know. But no, I don't really believe in that shit anyway.
So I've given three and you've judged me for all three. I've given one. Do you want? Wait, what was my one I gave?
What was the one you gave? I don't think I've given one. Have I given one? Oh, well, just give me one now.
I don't know. Oh, yeah. Well, for sure. Oh, yeah.
I told you sports. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I want to someday either own a restaurant or have my own. That makes sense. Yeah. I can totally see you like owning a restaurant.
Yeah. Or just have my own. Do you know what I mean? Like it's my like I'm going creating stuff.
Like I want to be a chef. No, not a chef, but just like basically I created a new restaurant like me. Like saying like, Oh, I want to own Applebee's. That's why I mean my only restaurant like either I own Applebee's or I just created a whole new one.
Oh, gotcha. So you want to own a chain of restaurants or? Yeah. Okay, gotcha.
Or have my own. Yeah. Which I'm actually working on right now. Yeah, I see that it's in the works.
Yeah. For those of you that like not. But yeah, that's one of them. Yeah.
I can totally see you owning a restaurant. I've always wanted to just be in charge of something. That's why I love this specialty only. You're so bossy.
I don't know. I just like. You're like being in charge? Yeah.
No, it's such a control freak. I'm not. No, I'm not. No, yeah.
Yeah. You're kind of hard. No. Yeah.
But that's only because I know when I tell people what to do, things get done. If I leave it up to the people, I'm the only one that's doing it. Yeah. That's cool.
You know what I mean? So like, why am I going to sit back, wait for somebody else to do it when I'm like, you know what? They're not going to do it. I'll just fucking do it.
Or I'll tell them to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Yeah. I think logically, Chris. All right.
Take it easy, boss. Exactly. Thanks for being the Starbucks, by the way, and print this. I did bring him Starbucks.
Yeah. And then I find a third one. What's Oh, I want to. Have you ever seen that old lady?
She was like nine, nine years old and one of her things in her bucket list was to like be put into a prison. Oh, yeah. I want to do that too. Really?
You want to go to prison? Just for like a day. Just for fun. Like what she did.
Oh, have a little field trip. Yeah. Just for fun. I didn't read that.
Was it an article or something? I saw that. I was like, I wonder if like other inmates like fuck their or like if they just, oh, come on, man, I have a nine year old lady. It's not it's prison.
I mean, it's prison though. Yeah, no one's going to fuck with their bro. There's there's like unspoken rules. If you have, listen to that episode, last episode, I feel like in prison, you know what I mean?
Like you don't fuck with anybody that's passed 80. You know what I mean? Like, no, and you know, like if you go to prison, right? And they found out what you did.
Like prisoners hate like child rapists, away in general. I mean, that's just kind of thing. Like if you're in there for rape, you're fucking hated bro. Yeah, even if somebody else has murdered physically murdered somebody in their jail.
Yeah. And this person just raped somebody. They fucking hate you over that person. That's crazy.
That's crazy. You just survived prison? No. No.
Like I said, I just want to do it for fun. Like she did. I think you survived prison. Okay.
Anyways, no, I think you good. Mm hmm. Are you checking your phone? No, I was no hot date later.
No, some texting you. Who's watching you? What ever? What is it?
People are waiting for voices love life. Part two. Why? What do they want to know?
Everything. That's my third one. Who are you texting? Kimberly Relax.
Oh, you guys hear that? Kimberly. I'm just kidding. All right.
So going back to the restaurant. What kind of restaurant would it be? Oh, that's a good one. Like, we just got to say, absolutely.
What kind of restaurant would it be? Like, would you want to be one of those goo-ji restaurant owners? Or would you be like, like, where it's all fancy and shit? Like, you can roll in with your like collar popped opiate and like the fucking gold chain and uh, watch.
Who does that? What restaurant does that? What restaurant owner does that? I just don't know.
I just mess with you too much. You really do. It hurts my feelings. I laugh, but it's true.
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We don't. Um, I don't know. I just want to like, what if you feel like a Filipino restaurant? Please say no.
There'd be some stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Sure. But I probably have like a fusion. Yeah. I mean, at this point right now with the way my relationships going, probably be like a Filipino Mexican American infused restaurant, you know what I mean?
I need that. I don't want to say I'll eat that. Anyway. Yeah.
So like, you know, like Filipino food to see no Mexican food tacos. I'm not trying to see no to see no to see no to see no to any ways. I'm just saying Filipino food to see sick Mexican food tacos put them together. What do you get?
See sick tacos. I'm just talking about birds. They don't have seasick tacos. Was it a double tacos?
No, they have a double case idea. Oh, double case idea. Yeah. Nice.
Seesick Rideau sounds telepondry. Yeah, that's one of the other things you want to do. I don't know. Just like something simple, you know?
For sure. Maybe make it like a little I want to be like one of those sort of small spots that just get huge. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Like a little mom and pop shop. It just blows up. Yeah. Like someone like local like only like.
Yeah. I want to end up on Diner's Diving than Dives. Yeah. I was gonna ask is like, you want to end up on a guy's show?
Yeah. Yeah. I just call it the Guy Fieri show. Oh, another one.
I want to know in their mind. I want to have my own TV show. That makes sense. That makes a lot of it.
I'm surprised you didn't say anything about film or like TV. There you go. I did. I said I want to own TV show.
Yeah. Not a movie. I feel like you're in warranty movies though. Like, oh yeah, maybe a movie but like with TV shows you can do so much more.
You can make it last longer. You know what I mean? Yeah. You can do so many seasons or even just spin-offs like fucking Chicago MP, Chicago Fire, Chicago P.
Is that Chicago? Yeah, dude. So many fucking stupid Chicago shows. I don't care about goddamn Shai City.
I'm just kidding. I probably don't think somebody before right now. Probably. But yeah.
You know what else you got, man? Uh, it's been my TV shows. I think it'd be cool to go on to like, was it Bear Grylls? The fucking...
You didn't do that anymore. Run in a while with Bear Grylls? I mean, or something like that then Jesus. I'm getting rude ass.
I just let you know he doesn't do that anymore. You might want to talk to him like it was... He's about to spend two weeks of some time. I just said he doesn't do that anymore.
You shot me like like I was an idiot. Yeah, I know. You're not wrong, but... No, okay.
Cool. So you want to like be on it or you want to like host it? Be on it. Or like do something like that.
Or do I don't you go on... Make it an afraid? Yeah. Yeah, I would.
Would you really? Hell yeah. I'd probably try that shit out. I'd probably die.
But I'd probably quit. Day one. I'd be like, what? I feel like that show's fake.
I feel like it's too hot. I want to go home. You're naked. Well, they're putting you in like super like humid tropical areas generally.
True. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Plus, do you think you would survive? Oh, you just said you think you'd die. I don't think I quit day one day to be honest. Really?
Dude, like I lived in the Philippines before years. Okay. Yeah. That she was horrid in the summer.
Right. Yeah. So, I mean like it's just I don't like the feeling of humidity and sweat. Yeah.
And I was constantly sweating when I lived there in the Philippines and just looking at the show even though I'm naked but doing all those like physical activities just trying to build like a fucking like shelter and shit. The humidity, the sweat, I just be hangry the entire time. I have to eat a lot before I go on the show. Is there anything on your bucket list that you want to do but no, could never do?
Um, yeah. Actually. Like what? Like go inside like the pyramids at Egypt.
Like because you know like the curse of the pharaohs tomb or whatever. Yeah. Like like it's in a physical sense, it's doable. But I feel like it's impossible just because like I don't know for me it's impossible because like I don't want to mess with the whole like spiritual thing or like wrestling or like punching a shark would be kind of cool.
You could possibly do that. I can't swim. Oh, yeah. But I mean like you'll have you could have someone with you who does not have a swim.
Like you're probably being a cage anyways. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah.
Like scuba gear. It's also kind of fun to put your shark, man. All right. I thought we'll just do that fight.
Oh, let's say we're going with the shark. We'll have it again. Hopefully there's no shark lovers out listening this episode. We had no anything in pause.
I mean, I think the impossible thing would be like the World Series of poker though to be honest. How about that be impossible? I mean just like because it goes beyond just like calling and betting at that point. There's like, you know, there's the whole mental game just like on a different level, you know, like we've only played like here like between our family members.
Yeah. But I mean, if you just practice, that's true. Yeah. Right.
That's not I'm talking about stuff like, like, okay, not that you couldn't do but basically you know you would just never do. But you just want to, but it's like on your list. Like for me, like I would like to go to space. I'm never going to do that.
Oh, yeah. So go to space and be cool or like going to see a different planet. Like that would be cool. Yeah.
Obviously just because like we don't have that technology. But if the opportunity came to go to like Mars or something, and so like colonize it, I'd sign up. Really? Yeah.
Yeah. Like for sure. Hell yeah. You would do that.
Hell yeah. What if you could never come back? Hell yeah. Really?
Yeah. I mean, like if they're like, oh, you have to like learn how to like farm and should be all right. Yeah. I'd say you can never come back.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't leave me like that with this podcast.
I was supposed to do podcasts now. I mean, your space songs? That's like years. No.
You want to want to like colonize another plane? No, no, no. I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, I think like too much work. Okay. Maybe so can you change my answer? No, maybe not change your answer.
Maybe not colonize a planet. But going through a black hole. Hell no. We can't survive.
Well, they didn't interstellar. That's a movie full. Actually, we don't know if we would survive. Yeah.
Like, do we know if we would survive? I don't know. You know, because I mean, like black holes, they bend light. Are we denser than light?
I don't know. You're just gonna be the wrong guy, Ben. I know. But so if it's like we have what's the name?
Stephen Hawking? No. The other guy. Neil deGrasse Tyson?
Yes. Here with us today. What do you think? Wow.
I don't know if his ex-wife's laughing. Okay, that's just racist. No. From the epic repels history.
I didn't watch that one. What? Okay. Wow.
Disappointing. This is a new one? No. I don't really watch them anymore, man.
Oh, just because they were gone for so long and then they came back and they just couldn't keep up and then eventually I just didn't want to keep up. I was like, I forget it. Yeah, there's some good ones. What else do you have?
Yeah, so right in black hole would be kind of cool. Just because I want to know what's on the other side. Yeah, like what, like what's at the end of it. Do you think we're alone?
In the universe? Dude. I hope not. You hope not?
I hope not. Yeah. Either way, it'd be scary. Either we're not alone or we are.
Because yeah, what's terrifying is you more? Like aliens or the fact that this is it. Like this is all in the vast universe. It's just us.
There's no way it could just be just us, right? I don't think so. Yeah, there's no way. Do you believe in the whole like multiverse or like parallel universes and stuff like that?
Yeah. Yeah. Like so like if one day instead of getting like chicken noodle soup, you got like pork noodle soup. Like you believe in all that stuff?
I'm sorry. What? Like because it's like, like, isn't it like if you make a left in this universe, in a parallel universe, you would have done, you would have went right for never, like that whole bit, like the infinite possibilities and stuff? Yeah, let me, Jay.
Sorry. Yeah, believe in it. Well, like I just said, I don't think there's no way we could be the only ones here, dude. Like there's got to be other versions of ourselves out there or just other things out there.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like not sentient beings, but just like different life forms? Yeah, something.
I don't know. Did that be crazy? I saw this one article. I don't know if it was like, I literally just read titles of articles and I'm like, oh, that's interesting.
And then I move on. I don't read articles at all. I swear to God. But I saw this one that says Luigi.
Sorry. I saw this one that says scientists have discovered like some signal coming from the same spot for like the past 14 years or something like that. Or like every, every so often for the past 14 years. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm just like, well, that's crazy. Dude, what if it was us that's like our parallel selves? Like, you know how like we're here on Earth, right?
And we sent out a signal to see there's anybody out there? Yeah. And then we realized, oh, like four years later, we get a signal back, but it was just us. Oh, like, she doesn't make any sense.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Kind of crazy. I'm not good with cool time travel thing.
Oh, it's only on my bike list. Time travel. You know, I know we're never going to do it. But you never know.
So if it was possible, you would. Yes. We're sure. For sure.
No, just experience. So if it was like a one way trip back in time, I'll about all that. No, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
One way trip. I don't think so. I would do you. Hell yeah.
Back to 1960s. Well, hell no. Flower power dog piece. No, I would never do that.
I think I don't want to go outside. I'm not quick. Yeah. Sorry.