Episode 44: Charlie Kirk Is His Own Collateral Damage, Pumpkin Spice VS. Powdered Beer, Anybody Wanna Buy The Smiths?, Bending The Knee For Scotch, and more

This is not The Onion, but I can see the headline now: Man Who Condones Gun Violence Becomes Victim Of Gun Violence. I suppose it's time to start prepping for the next civil war. Oh, and you can forget about the Epstein Files now. Trump was an FBI informant, anyway. At least according to Mike Johnson. Also, a racoon gets a hangover. Germans do the second most German thing ever and invent powdered beer. Tucker Carlson thinks that Pete Buttigieg isn't gay for some reason. Brazil's Supreme Court proves that it is more supreme than our Supreme Court by sentencing former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years in jail after a coup attempt. Instead, we have the Supremacist Court. And Morrissey wants to sell The Smiths, but who's buying?