Episode 45: Kristy's Mystery Admirer

OMG, Kristy's got a mystery admirer! It's a recipe for romance and/or murder! Also, time is a flat circle, and there's some sports. And some ICONIC Halloween costumes. On today's agenda: eldritch mystery admirer rituals; mandatory minimum scoldings; romantic similes that do not hold up; unfounded accusations of linguistic prescriptivism; the sophisticated New York sewer system; we plan the highlight of next year's sporting calendar; tfw you're 13 and you hold someone in the highest esteem; Logan gets on all of our nerves; Aoife's sticker trauma; Mallory invents feminism; Jordan Pike grows up and changes his name; a World Series that is neither worldwide nor a series; the Watson Brewer Perpetual Cup; Ann's questionable grasp of crustacean anatomy. Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive. If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!