Episode 455 - Torture Test 666: Beer of the Beast

Unknowable horrors await us on our sixth annual Torture Test show, wherein we try to find weird, old, and terrible beers to blindly afflict one another, and this one's crawling with impossible-to-guess styles and shapeshifting ABV. We try to avoid adding ounces to the simmering Cuvée of Doom by guessing whatever we can about these beers while (often) choking down what's in the glass. Ryan pumps himself up with the Unsolved Mysteries theme song, Craig keeps feeling the effects of a flavor creeper, and we experience The Longest Finish.  Beers Survived Local Option Bierwerker - Dampf Loc c. 2015 (Dampfbier) Rinkuškiai - Effin Awesome (Imperial Lager) Grupo Modelo - Chelada Piña Picante (Pineapple and Pepper beer) Athletic Brewing Company - Oktoberfest (Non-Alcoholic Beer) Bell's Brewery - Neptune: The Mystic (Imperial Stout w/ black pepper, hickory bark, dandelion root, spices, molasses, and maple syrup with cayenne peppers, star anise, raisins, and dates added) Oliphant Brewing - Milkman Manbaby (Milky Weizen Dunkel Stout)