Episode 459 – 911 Dogs, Kit Kat Heists & Mayonnaise Music

What did we talk about this week on The Slade and Mayson Show?This week’s episode is all over the board — in the best possible way.We start with animals behaving like humans… and sometimes better than humans. A dog manages to dial 911 after stepping on a phone, leaving dispatchers listening to heavy breathing and confusion before sending help. Meanwhile, a golf course in Florida comes to a halt when an alligator decides to take up residence near the ninth hole.In a rare bit of good news, pandas are apparently becoming more… socially engaged, showing signs of natural interaction instead of relying solely on artificial breeding methods.From there, we move into everyday frustrations as Dan talks about trying to track the price of flake salt on Google — only to find the tracking alerts won’t go away even after being turned off.With it being Easter, we talk about putting together Easter baskets — even for adult children — because some traditions are still worth keeping. That leads into a side conversation about “grass” in more than one sense of the word, including JD receiving a very carefully cultivated horticultural gift.AI continues to creep into everything. We talk about strange language showing up in code — words like “razzmatazzing” and “hullabalooning” — along with fake AI-generated news claiming that William Shatner had passed away.Navigation technology fails again as a family in Michigan blindly follows GPS directions straight into a lake.We revisit the massive European Kit Kat heist involving 12 tons of chocolate, and somehow circle back to car sales — including JD once selling a manual transmission truck to someone who couldn’t drive stick… while not fully knowing how to drive it himself.Fast food frustrations come up as we talk about how something as simple as missing dipping sauce can escalate into full-blown arguments.The weird news keeps rolling: a tofu spill in Missouri that created a terrible stench, a prank edit on Google Maps labeling the White House caller ID as “Epstein’s Island,” and rumors about Celine Dion returning to perform again.We wrap things up on a truly strange note — mayonnaise being classified as a musical instrument because it can alter sound.Somewhere along the way, we also mark First Contact Day — and Dan fully expects a copyright strike for playing Artie Shaw’s Man from Mars.Dogs dialing 911, chocolate heists, AI hallucinations, GPS disasters, and mayonnaise music.All that and more on Episode 459 of The Slade and Mayson Show.Listen to the podcast version: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and SoundCloudMerch: https://teespring.com/stores/the-slade-and-mayson-show-2Sponsor: http://www.IceysomethinIcey.comMusic: Courtesy of Dano https://danosongs.com/More from JD: Old-time country music daily on Sladiohttps://soundcloud.com/sladio-539214100/Follow the show:Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/sladeandmaysonTwitter/X: https://twitter.com/SladeAndMayson