Episode 47

Episode 47 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock. Losing Your Cell Phone 1787 "Wash Me" -951 Guardians of the Galaxy -2855 See All the Problems... jQuery(document).ready( function($) { console.log('test'); $('.voteup').click(function() { var problem_id = $(this).data("id"); console.log(problem_id); var data = { action: 'problem_vote_up', problem_id: problem_id, solution: false, }; var me = $(this); var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php'; var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-content/plugins/big-list/vote_handler.php'; jQuery.post(ajaxurl, data, function(response) { console.log(response); obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); console.log(obj); $('.votes-'+obj.problem_id).text(obj.votes); }); return false; }); $('.votedown').click(function() { var problem_id = $(this).data("id"); console.log(problem_id); var data = { action: 'problem_vote_down', problem_id: problem_id, solution: false, }; var me = $(this); var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php'; var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-content/plugins/big-list/vote_handler.php'; jQuery.post(ajaxurl, data, function(response) { obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); console.log(obj); $('.votes-'+obj.problem_id).text(obj.votes); }); return false; }); }); I gave everyone blue balls by hinting that I’d bring in Guardians of the Galaxy a few episodes ago. Well it has finally come. And by it, I mean you. I shit all over the movie in this episode. I didn’t even get to all of my gripes due in part to Dick’s inexplicable love for boring superheroes like Superman. And here’s the little dick that Dick found on his car. I wonder who drew this work of art? Dick suggested that there was no other movie in which the good guy distracts the bad guy with dance, so I did some research. Here you go: Stupid Austin Powers dance to destroy the “fembots:” Lion King (thanks to listener Sayan Ban for pointing this out): Uhura from Star Trek dancing to distract the bad guys: Chris Tucker from Rush Hour basically only had a repertoire of dance moves (though technically this wasn’t done to distract the bad guy since his car has already been exploded): Sources: TV Tropes Great Escape TV Tropes Spanner in the works Twitter @tweet_secrete – “One of these things…” song Picosong Full Dick BBC song