Episode #4x09: Ha Ha Ha

Hidden from the Headlines: a new and troubling trend of governors refusing to hold special elections when they fear their party might be on the losing end. This is NOT what democracy looks like. Alexa users are reporting that the AI will laugh creepily. On her own. Unprompted. HARD FUCKIN PASS. "Family Foundations": they love family so much, they want every child to start their own! Surprise, bitch! confuses a listener at work, and Associate Producer's Choice has us worrying about the Potter franchise. And in After Dark, available to $2+ Patrons this week: The truth is out there. So are our conspiracy theories. A program to research aliens, and whether they've visited Earth, is a real thing. We reveal our own extraterrestrial experiences. Andrew calls for help. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices