Episode 5: Butterbeer, Boy Math & the Most Unhinged Snow Day Traditions

Send us Fan MailWelcome back, EOG Fam — yes, we’re still working on the name, but we’re rolling with it. In Episode 5, Jay & Mac return with another round of unqualified opinions, delusional confidence, and the unwavering support (and buzzer discipline) of their producers/wives.This week kicks off with an off-recipe “EOWG Butterbeer,” where the boys bravely navigate whipped cream mustaches, caramel drips, and the philosophical question: at what point does cream curdle? Spoiler: no one knows, but Mac is confident anyway.Then we somehow transition into:Harry Potter lore (Jay thinks “pothead” is the correct term)Why John Williams is the Beyoncé of movie soundtracksMizzou & U of A basketball optimismBoy Math, aka "I won $70 but ignore that I’m down $300”Buying mystery jerseys like a sports-themed scratcher addictionThe Cincinnati football team’s… annual snow drawing tradition 👀A genuinely wholesome(ish) reflection on how the show is improvingPLUS: Hogwarts Sorting Hat chaos, nostalgic shows, and a debate on why Phoenix residents pull shopping carts backwards like they’re in a snowstorm.Stick around. Sip something festive. Judge us quietly or loudly. And send us your topic ideas: 📩 [email protected] 💬 @everyotherwhiteguy on InstagramIf we made you laugh, roll your eyes, or question humanity, do the nice thing: Subscribe, rate, and download — it helps us do this again next week.