Episode 5: Order Of The Black Eagle

Welcome to El Gato Grande, South America, where we take your dollars, your pesos, and your women! This week we follow the second(!) adventure of James Bond knockoff Duncan Jax in Order Of The Black Eagle, as he tries to join some G.I. Joe wannabes and take down a secret base of Neo Nazis with a giant laser and der frozen fuehrer. Honestly, how can Skyfall compete with a spy who escapes in a Da Vinci plane, drives a hydrofoil on dry land, and has a tank-driving, bird-flipping baboon as his partner? Easily. Very, very easily.