Four improvisers have chosen to don their clocks brandish their say was in speak and terrible accents for your entertainment Pass the Doritos grab your dice and go on a quest with the moynes best comedians as they do all of those things in Des Moines and dragons Welcome everyone to Des Moines and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Paul privateer and with me as always are my cast and scoundrelie crew We're gonna take a brief moment to check in on everyone and see what they've been up to introduce our guest and newest cast member But first I'm gonna check in on the old guard charity coons. What's up? How are you? What did yeah?
This is pretty exciting because we just finished the jingles and dragons live show last night And now it's 11 o'clock at 12 o'clock in the morning the next day. We're playing more D&D. Well, it's 12 in the afternoon It's not midnight. That's that's I just want to clear that up for everyone I'm glad that we've established a clear and concise time frame.
All right charity so I was already over my shit. So so over it if your character Let's I'm trying to think of a good like not quite an icebreaker But what's a good thing about your character that we can kind of get a little insight on If your character was a kind of ice cream what kind of ice cream would or no a sand bridge be? Or no a sand bridge would be a star bar from Dairy Queen because Almost are you really are thanks. Charity.
You're welcome Jim over 10. Hey, man. How's it going? Good, but what even doing what's the Haps what's going on?
I stayed up till 6 in the morning playing Chrono Trigger between now and the show last night Have you slept at all? I think I did cool and you still got to pause before I did yeah I did you nailed it today Tim. Thanks, man. Thank you and the tiny tuft of hair that is sticking out from underneath your hat It's so adorable.
Thank you. I want to let's make a plan to name it at the first break Tim if your character was a Ice cream what kind of what flavor of ice cream would harbec thunder fest under fist be it be a peanut buster parfait From Dairy Queen not buster. Yeah. Yeah, the nut buster Cool great that gave us a real deep insight into your character and their motivation me though speedo and joining us as our second guest and soon to be full-time cast member depending if he's His character dies or not my good friend Jason Monroe Jason.
Hello. How's going buddy? It's going well What have you been up to what's been going on in your life? Well, we just moved we're sitting in our new house.
It's a really nice house by the way Yeah, the record show we have a view of trees which I like Just for me was nursing a little bit of a headache after watching your guys's performance. Yeah, thanks It was a really good show. I felt really good about it. Yeah, I thought my actors made good choices in the audience was really fun Yeah, yeah I don't want to spoil too much of your character because it's definitely going to be kind of a mystery until he comes into onto the scene But if you were to foreshadow what kind of ice cream would your character be he would be Well, first off the flavor would be chocolate rich chocolate nice But the but the it would be so frozen that it would be impossible to eat You'd have to maybe lick it for a while to soften it, but it's not open there.
Yeah, you might actually cut your gums on it Oh, it's so gross. Oh my gosh. It hurts me. It hurts my eyes And then for the record can I just get the name your characters name his name is Orsock Orsock Was a cake a sock likes to rock I'm so into that.
I'm so excited. Okay, so that's yeah, if you're DMing this was an ice cream flavor Yeah, right what player would be it would be The I was asked the question Try to make me a little Neopolitan because I'm Italian I identify culturally as Italian and I'm one of the few people that actually really really like that kind of ice cream I found out that a lot of people don't for whatever reason people get locked up with choices. Yeah, they just stare at it Wait, who do I do this hurts? I choose to get money.
I'm stuck to this bread You guys like you 40 choices What's that? From the Twix somewhere. All right. Well, that'll take us to Cliff is going to intro the game So we'll be right back with the one in dragons.
Don't go anywhere For betrayal one must first trust that is why we trust no one person or institution without trust that can be no betrayal scholar of the metaphysical boss Avon Brinsday The death of a prince the death of the prince the beloved heir to allows throwing died a gruesome and horrible death to a poison Dagger cadre 11 a despite their best efforts failed in their attempt to prevent the princess assassination Made worse was the fact that on Nella spot master Sambridge seemed to have framed them for the murder or Nella bound in chains wearing her mother's wedding dress Alongside an unconscious harbig were taken to announce deepest darkest dungeon in the sea There in the black emptiness of the palace prison They would be tried and found guilty for high trees a crime punishable by public execution The cadre 11 a story does not get hanging by an executionist rope over headed by the executioners ex They would be saved by the formal letter written by the guild master of the house For their contribution to the eradication of the sewer code guild master and bard of Legion Robin wrote an official letter to the queen demanding a sentence of permanent exile as opposed to death Overwhelmed by grief and the desire for revenge queen Victoria chose to send harbig and on Nella to the only place worse than death more sank prison a Month long trip across the western foothills into the base of the norad peach law of the works of the lousy Consciouses concept a prison notorious for the orcs chiefed it's captured by the Queen's army during the fighting in the south It is a pit in the ground with no gods cages or wounds It is a vet that the evil of the world is thrown into never to be seen again Perhaps a death by hanging would be preferable to be sent into the abyss Only by their wits and with a bit of luck will harbig and on Nella fine freedom from him itself We catch up to cadre 11 a standing alone and a freight elevator being lowered into the prisons awaiting mark the elevator doors open and you find yourself standing inside of a Wide pit if you've seen the movie the dark night Well not the dark night. It's what is it the third one. Yeah, I can't believe I can't remember the name of the movie Right. Yes, and he's in that big hole in the ground basically This is pretty much what you have walked into the elevator drops and you're into this open room looking up You can see the light from above but it's you know at least 10 to 15 stories up and surrounding you two at the front of the elevator are Orks and all kinds of mainly non-humans.
There's all kinds of different races works ogres. There's elves goliaths. There's all kinds of creatures and species from war they're covered in scars and where ragged clothes covered in soot and dirt and the door slides open and all their heads just turn to look at you to in the elevator Describe for the audience having traveled the distance from a law to this remote prison like what what are your characters wearing? What do they look like?
Yeah, still beaten up from the fight at the castle that landed us here. I've got a black eye and busted lip and Breathing pretty ragged clothes are torn Yeah, bad shape. Yeah, I should also say you don't have your armor or your weapons You'd just be like in your like standard tunic or clothes or whatever. Yeah, I'm still shirtless for when I burn my shirt But I have green pants that are slightly fancy.
That's right. Yes from the the Taylor Swift That was so good. That was one of my better DM moments. That was one of your better DM moments.
Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that was so good. I love I can tell you're being for reals and you're still wearing your mother's torn wedding dress So wearing my yeah, but it's you know, it's beaten and it's bloody and we look like a really terrible prom night Yeah, like apocalyptic prom. Yeah One of an orcs kind of walks links over to you walking eyes open inspecting you looking you both over and he says something Do either of you speak goblin or orc?
Do I? No, he says something in a language that you don't recognize and the whole rest of the onlookers laugh jovially Great. I'm having such a good time in prison. This is great.
It's like the first day at a new school Yeah, I think we need to beat someone up I definitely think that that that can wait that can wait. Harbeck. Do they have shirts here? You think a a small goblin walks out from the crowd and Kind of crouch walks towards you and says welcome new friends I'm sorry.
There's a welcome wagon in prison. Oh, that is me. It's not a dress a pleasure to make your acquaintance That why you're in prison because your name is snot growth You know snot It's not a grass you you strike me as a bit of a rebel. Yeah.
Yeah, you just got a rebel vibe to you Thanks, but I must uh I must say it's not a comment that we get humans and dwarves in here I'm sure gorg would be most interested in making your acquaintance What's a gorg? Oh gorg one of the chieftain one of the arts chieftains from the war he runs several of the mines down here He's still chief in prison. Oh very much. So he's the biggest and the strongest sounds like the one we need to beat up Wait, you want to fight him We're not gonna be staying here very long.
So just forget her names Why you how do you intend on getting out of here listen? And then they all just start laughing How back have you ever been in prison? I've been to prison, okay And it wasn't quite like this one. This is more of a whole You Yes, what's that slam piece of snot grass I would strongly encourage you to make grorg's acquaintance You wouldn't want to fall in line with some of the other chieftains down here.
What's wrong with them? Well, they would probably just eat you but Gorg is a he's a thinker. He might have some use for you. Well, where is he?
Would you like to meet him? Land-place land-piece and he reaches up. He comes up to about your knees or Nella He's a little shorter than your chin harbec and offers his hand to you or Nella. I grab his hand and I squeeze really hard right this way, thank you and Leads you away the crowd parts ways as snot grass leads you through Snot grass snot grass snot grass.
I had a teacher who's made the name was snot grass Yeah, it's we all say that state represent. Yeah, I was gonna say isn't that that weird fat guy yet? You were the flag t-shirts and was on gsc. We're not grass That's right.
He had the campaign at the first ten seconds at text that said strength tenine gun rights Rebels So he leads you through this crowd of Orcs and Goliath's and ogres and fellow goblins. I make eye contact with all of them as we pass I keep my head down It's very much like a scene from any like Shawshank Redemption any of those prison movies where Everyone's looking at you with the eyes of ooh fresh meat You walk so this big open area basically makes a circle around this large pit in the middle and on the perimeter of the circle are different holes or Kate caverns and They're semi-grouped together in in pairs or trios and the largest grouping of these caverns has several orcs with mining equipment And looks to be a little more well-dressed than the others They actually have leather armor on and they hold big pickaxes that have been sharpened to look more like weapons than tools and Snodgrass leads you to them and he looks at the two guards standing there and says fresh no newbies want to meet the big guy so uh and the two orcs give a look to each other and step to the side and Snodgrass giggles this way leads you into this winding tunnel and You can see on the floor actually there are rails and there are mine cars that are full of material that are sitting or moving There's people that are dumping or and rock into various carts You follow this track that winds down this hallway and eventually you get to a large open area that has four Passageways in it you make a sharp right and head down another passageway That's lit by torch light and come into a large chamber with several huts and in the center of this chamber is One of the few structures that has made up of wood like a long house is the style of building so tall it's got clearly a tribal and orcish Festaments to it. It's got maybe a couple orchid crudely carved orchids on it sharp spikes sticking out of it. It's very foreboding and Snodgrass gets up to the door and he says well Go on You're not coming with oh no if he sees me he might eat me so I think it would be best if I stayed outside We'll just go meet the person who eats people then great we go we go in the door opens and And door opens and you're entered into if you want to combine like dothraki and orcs from Mordor and Cannibalism into one kind of motif that is very much the what you see in here There's a throne made out of rock and ore and skins of various prisoners and the enormous orcs that stands 10 and a half feet tall sitting he's huge jacked ripped huge pecs big old arms He's he's ten feet tall sitting yeah, okay, and he's huge.
He's so he's so huge Sorry He's drinking from a mug the size of your head or Nella and he says oh Welcome to gorg's house of pleasure We found it I heard that we were expecting the great assassins of the prince and boy am I surprised to see one's so small such as yourselves Well, we are small, but mighty right? Carbeca that's right if you consider it a person of your size or not get into a castle of a law so easily I must say I'm quite impressed that you were able to kill the princeling so efficiently yeah Very efficient. It was an efficient mission yep in and out short and sweet It would do well with my position amongst the other chieftains to have you in my employ. That's good What does that mean you work for me now doing digging?
You need any political killing or any other assassination type needs. We're not really the digging type. Yeah Sorry those positions are all full but digging I've got spots for diggers Well, we are new here and I think that we have a lot of other chieftains to to speak to and we're gonna shop around He just starts laughing No, this is not an offer this is an order my sweet little lady Or how does this work? Do you work here?
Are you employed by the prison or are you just big fish in a hole? I'm the biggest fish in this hole. I see You don't have any stiff competition down here none that would be dumb enough to challenge my position there are smaller chieftains in more sank but None that could match me Not one. No.
I've got the biggest the best the sharpest tools the best or veins God, I'll sound so sexual I'm the richest orcs down here Let's go to work for now. Okay, but I'm gonna complain the whole time Battle brother any points to an orcs that standing off to the side intimidating looking arms cross fetch them tools and close Yes, thank you great provider see them to show them where they will be staying now out of my sight Little ones, but hi so the Lieutenant Calling the lieutenant escorts you out and points to a hut that's on the farthest perimeter from the longhouse Near the entrance to this cap this chamber and says that's where you'd be staying there room for you to in there here and he walks over to a like rack of clothes and various tools just reaches up and grabs and stuff not even really checking and tosses a pile of clothes at you tosses a pile of clothes at you or Nella and grabs two pickaxes and What's them tosses them to the ground at your feet now go find hole and go dig. Thank you so much Thank you. He turns around and walks back into the longhouse.
All right. We're not in a bad position here No, we're not close to the entrance. We have a base. You have clothes and most importantly we now have weapons It's true.
The org is awfully big. Yeah, but as I understand it there are other chieftains in this hole Perhaps we can organize a rebellion perhaps we would have to convince the other four to turn against the one But I'm sure they would have many reasons to do so I'm sure I Think that we should try to get on gorg's good side work hard for a couple of days kind of fly under the radar very good And while we're doing that we'll slowly be building up his his enemies. Yes Clocking information about him exactly and we already have someone who can help us with that. Yes, I want to look for snot grass He's sitting over by a small fire He's got a rat on a stick and he's just like not cooking He literally just skewered this rat and is now just holding it over the fire the fur is burning It's just like this small fire of rat I say you know snot grass.
Oh He takes the rat off the spit and bites into it like an apple and begins walking over to you with a smoldering black Carbonized carcass in his arms in his hands. Oh my dear friend snot grass. Yes. If you could escape this hole Would you do what it would take to do so?
Oh sure this place sucks That's what I wanted to hear. We're going to be getting out of here in a couple of days No, how leave that part to us. We'll need some help from you though Does does gorg know about this? Sure, yeah, he's the one who suggested it.
Okay Brilliant snot grass Would you happen to know where the other chieftains reside? Head out the way we came into the main antichamber and there are several groupings of other tunnels that would be where the other chieftains reside and of these chieftains who would you say hates gorg the most? Mmm probably Borg I like him already Borg and gorg and nor and Torg. Hmm excellent Anything we should know about Borg norg or Torg and Lord and Lord They served they served under gorg in battles against the humans to the south Their armies were routed most of them destroyed the chieftains were taken prisoner had great expense by the Queen's forces They were used as trophies propaganda tools once their use was exhausted.
They were sent up here to work in this mine an awful fate for a proud warrior They're not so great. They're kind of just as bad just smaller Right smaller. We can work with smaller. We can work with smaller.
I'm small. Yes. You are snot grass Yes, you are it's not grass if I were hungry where might I find some food? That's not a rat food.
That's not a rat Well gorg gorg's cook makes lop at night In between chefs working on the night slop Who's that that's Bob Seger's You were doing a different The hot slop got it Peking right now So where does the party go so um I don't think we can both just disappear. I think we can Well, all right. I mean really what were the instructions go find a hole. Well, I found it.
All right. You're right We should we should change and look like one of them. Yes. Good idea So we go change.
Okay, sploof. You have changed how we were you're wearing basically canvas with leather patches coveralls work coveralls They've got elbow elbow and knee like leather reinforcements on them so that and they're pretty dirty You can see there's holes in them. There's blood stains on them Harbak and I walk out of this hut and a harbak's outfits a little too tight and my office is a little too big We look at each other and go back in and swap and come back out So we uh we take our pickaxes and take snot grass with us and we want to head to board so the the the Sheiktens are bored nor gatorig and lord and you go to see board. Yes So you are walking out towards the exit of gorg's mine and A goliath is standing in the middle of the we leaned up against the rocks as you guys are walking down the cavern He heres you first turns looks at you and walks up takes a couple steps away from the wall turns Standing in front of you eight and a half feet tall thick corded muscle Sharp jawline chiseled packs all settle down and He's he's got his His mining implements.
He's got a two-handed pickaxe with a sharpened axe head on one side He says a Hey, you the new fish here That's right. What's it to ya? Well, there's a tax on coming through this hole and you didn't pay the first time you went through You take goblin. Oh No, no, and it's not crazy me.
Wait. Wait. I'm just Getting little one. No, we've we're taking you and you looking to hardback and then vanilla boys any whistles and from the These are not like well-made tunnels so they make all kinds of crevices and places to hide two other Goliath step out from the shadows making a triangle of him standing in front of you and then the two two come out from the shadows behind you Looks like you're outnumbered Well, it would look that way.
Yep. I think we should just go with them. I don't think they want to take us anywhere nice Who do you work for? It's none of your concern get them boys and roll initiative for me Oh 12 Mm-hmm.
Oh my initiative is negative one. So I rolled a one You didn't improve your ability to zero I said it she was able to actually improve two stats by oh nice Oh, yeah, these should all be easier to your modifiers. Yep. These should all be zero now because your dex mod is now zero Yeah, yeah, yeah, but my initiative is negative one.
That's your dex modify. Yeah, it's based off your dex mod. Oh, sorry We got to level four. No, no, no, no, no What's a fucking one?
Is this changed? Uh, but you already you already made it right. No, I was like that before Oh, that's because it's taking your proficiency bonus into account. So this should be plus six No, I can write it.
I know you can write. I know you can fix this in post. Yeah, okay. So now I'm out of two perfect Or I'm at what the fuck that's wrong.
I'm straight lying to you. Now. I'm at yeah roll too. No, I'm right.
Jesus Christ. I don't know what's happening. You'll get there I Start last Okay, bang please sponsor us Why why does this always happen? Oh, if you don't like getting bangs, I'm just getting star blasted Ornella ornella was your band.
I've done that too. Harbeck. What's your initiative? Well, okay, so Goliath one, Goliath two, Harbeck, Goliath three and then ornella is the turn order.
Okay Goliath two is going to charge at you ornella five plus seconds so nine unarmored should be AC is 10. Okay, unarmored AC is 10 cool And he rolls a nine so he misses you so he takes an overhanded swing at you ornella with his mining implement and you Dodge out of the way and it misses. What's the damage on these pickaxes D6? Nope Uh one handed is D6 two handed is D8.
Okay. I'm gonna make a note of that D6 one hand D8 two hand Nino speedo Goliath one's turn is going to seeing that his friend miss is going to try to also hit you ornella Oh, man, he critically fails Nice, ornella. I'll give you a free reaction on this guy or Yeah, yeah So I see him coming at me and there just happens to be a rogue banana peel on floor and he just slips And I just you start right out of the way and he falls one in his face. Okay, so he is prone From some garbage that was left on the floor.
Yep Um, so yeah, so he's prone and anyone that attacks someone that's knocked brown gets to roll advantage to hit on him Next would be hardback your turn. I wanted two hand the guy that fell in the dome nice Uh, roll with advantage. That's one And I'll take the first one so so 16. Yep, that's a hit there.
Uh, just another armor. So it's uh 11 plus decks mod So you hit and the d8 d8 is great seven seven damage nice Okay, great next is the goliath the third seeing you hit his friend. He's going to come after you hardback fair enough And he rolls the 16 which is a hit. Um, he's going to two hand you he's going to two hand luke Oh, and he does eight.
Uh, plus Damage bonuses too. So he does 10 damage to you hardback. I am bloody you Yeah, so you take a pretty uh Maybe he doesn't cut you with it, but it actually hits you with the blunt ends and just we see like this x-ray vision of your ribs cracking Um, or no, let your turn. I want to hit the guy who's prone.
Okay. Yeah, so I roll with advantage. Yes. Yep Okay, I'll take the first one which was an 18.
Okay, that's a hit cool Uh, so I hit him. I'm gonna to hand him so I roll that d8 Come on of these one of these okay Nice nice damage So he is on death's door. Yeah, so he's on the ground and he's trying to roll out of the way and just keeps getting these Pickaxes come through his Behole can use a free action. Uh, yes.
Okay at this point. I go your friends almost dead. Give up No, uh, the goliath that was talking no, don't listen to him. We've been paid good money We have the numbers get them kill them and I'll make a morale check on them They crit the crit on their morale.
There was all of his steel It is now goliath to his turn. Uh, he Was the one that initially attacked and missed or Nella didn't crit fail. He just missed Uh, use the momentum to swing around horizontal strike at or Nella He rolls a 15, which is a hit. Um, he's just rolling one handed.
So it's d6 damage Max eight damage or Nella. Okay. Now. He's done question.
What number do I minus? Oh, I forgot that health shit My hip points hit points. Okay, so I take that minus what eight. Yep.
We'll update your hit points at the end after this After break. Okay, I'm supposed to add a hit time when we level. Yeah. Yeah, I fucked that up We'll get you guys.
Uh, you should add another hit dice of health, but we'll do that. Yeah, okay, cool. If we live Yeah, well, you know, okay So There's been a guy kind of leaned up against the wall. Oh, yeah watching this fight um Really not noticeable but just kind of standing there and From his perspective sizing it up And then he sees the dwarf take a palpable hit and then the female takes a hit and they look like they might actually be in trouble So There's a bellowing kind of like From the corner of the hall and this dude just jumps in with uh, yeah, it's a two handed axe But it looks like what happened is it's been carved out of the stone from the side of the wall That was shoved down on a pole and just tied on And the guy that just hit the female basically just right it not even pretty just like right into the side Roll advantage to hit on that guy Yeah, dude, you take the higher there we go Thank you, sir.
You're welcome 18 nice. Okay, so we do a hit Uh d12 and then I would imagine so I need to be 12 is plus strength. Okay. Where is the 12?
There it is Okay, so 14 Oh, wait, I'm raged. So I have a mechanic which is I always get advantage on strength checks I do gain bonus to damage What is the bonus to damage the bonus should be a plus two to your Uh, raw numbers so your strength goes from 18 to 20 which changes your mod from four to five Okay, so I have one to that. Okay, so 15 damage damage. Jesus.
Okay, so how do you kill this guy? Well, um So after this yell it really fast moving comes in and just just like takes it and it's like stuck And it wedges right up into his rib cage and you hear the bones scrape across the The stone and he just kind of goes and rips it out when he looks at the other one Yes, they belong to that belong to cork The two that we're fighting see their friend just get uh, uh nearly cut in half and they're Mining implements shake in their hands and see they'll take a minus four penalty to morale Oh, yeah, they they they back they start backing up and the two back into the chamber from where they came away Facing u3 with their weapons up, but back slowly away as as they're backing away I walk over to the one that's been slayed and I just take the axe underneath his head and just flop it off and take a trash They reach over and pick up the head and cradle it and Continue to back up and walk away Has was something Ignoring what they're saying. I walk over to the dead body and start looking through his stuff Um, he's just got some crappy anything like food or whatever. I just he's got like maybe three or four.
We'll just call them, uh, or The currency in here shards of war So and they're like they're all different shapes They're generally like about the size of a 50 cent piece, but they can be like triangular or they're literally what people have been able to Uh smuggle onto their person while they work is how they can get paid basically So he has a few shards of war on him and a shiv Put it talking into a boot into a belt into a belt So many pockets Uh, excuse me. Thank you very much for your help. How uh, what's your name? No, the real question is what do you want?
Why did you save us? You belong to gorg And who might you belong to? No one I work for gorg Ah And then what capacity do you work for him? I kill see this is the job I wanted so you're the one I need to talk to You're awfully good at this is true.
So what do we owe you? Let's walk All right, where do we go? Do you head back into so you're in one common area? Okay, so, um, I have a map and I'll link it in the sound cloud description online But uh, there's this main anti-chamber here that has We'll say eight to ten different Mining cart tracks that all converge into a single track that would exit that follows this exit tunnel that leads to the main area that is sort of neutral ground These track the common area in gorg's place are where all of these tracks start and splinter off into the various mining caves He can't follow He talks Too much You shouldn't be trusted him Importing it's not grass.
Mm-hmm. He's at this point like like peers out from behind a rock then that's rude Orzak I'm very trustworthy If someone's got rats they can buy you Well, you can consider me interested I don't think he was offering friend. Well, I walk over to it's not grass and I get down on his level and I put my little paws right on his face Dear boy, uh, would you mind going back to going back to the the common area and getting us a spot in line for some of that slop? Um for you anything Thank you.
He turns on what it turns on his boot heel and walks Chest out tall towards the common area to get in line for night slops Well done Sometimes it's hard to remember that you can get more done by asking well and certain aspects of her personality don't hurt I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that we are in a prison Thanks again for your help. We really couldn't have done it without you. Well, I'd let's not say things Decently well, but you were outnumbered and you were undergird. Yes, and I would like for that should not happen again You want to come by here I hand each one of them one shard apiece.
Yep. Thank you so much. These equal buying stuff around you All right, but it ain't gonna get you much And uh, I imagine we get more by mining Well, what gorgs asked you to do won't get you anything But perhaps there's other opportunities like what let's walk a bit All right, so we'll just kind of start strolling the on laps anybody that runs up. I literally just stiff on them.
Yeah, yeah, okay So kind of not reckoning, but what you're seeing is a person Shy seven feet long kind of stringy black hair scars not a lot, but not full work The forehead is not works the forehead is not is sloped and defined but not as bad The ears are a little smaller the face is more shaped like a regular human Um, but do you have the tosses? Yeah coming out of the mouth. There's a beard Um Just wearing a loin cloth. Yeah, that's it sweet Barbarian.
Yeah Um Depending on what well whatever you do with it, but known around here for sure Oh for sure or zach is I mean you say that if people come up to you you fling them away People do not come up to you you like in fact you would all notice that as compared to when you first arrived and everyone was looking at you with Quote hungry eyes people are actually our prisoners are actively looking away from you and like trying to avoid looking at or zach So you found yourself in a bit of a pickle you could say that There's not much you know around here. There's not much that gorg's gonna let you know I told you gorg was not a good idea gorg is the idea, but it's a bad one and there's only bad ideas down here What about the other ones nor borg toward whatever lower they don't even have the infrastructures amount any kind of thing however They're stupid. This is what I was hoping for I think we would all like to get out of here. I've been here for four slaggin years And I'm getting out You guys are the closest thing that we're gonna have to an opportunity for that everybody around here gorg actually wants to be He was achieved in his lands were taken.
He's been decimated, but here he's a king and a god For now I think that his people would prefer to be free and if we can get them to see that and Give them something to rally under and perhaps we could at least provide enough of a distraction we could possibly leave Do you know of any possible way of scaling this thing besides the elevator? There's no way to scale it. However, this is the things you won't find out when you're asking around No one's gonna give you information. You're a trophy.
You're a target What you need to know is there's a very large opening where all the mine cards go out You can walk right out But when you do you turn to ash there's a field there's a death field I don't know what it is, but it kills everything that goes through it that's living Is it magic? Yeah, I'm our guess is that it is How do you know this everyone knows it they just won't tell you There's one person that knows it more than anything. Who was that? Before we get to that I need some assurances.
All right. Well, you have we each have one piece of currency You are more valuable than any of that or There's someone here that would like to meet you. I can guarantee it And he ain't gonna eat you But before I introduce him to you I need to know that you will take me out of this place I'll fight But if any of you try to leave me behind so help me god, I will crush you You have our word as members of the guild will all I'll kill people in your guild and I'm sure we've killed some of yours. I don't have a home That's a different story.
Let's go. Uh, let's go find this mate Leadaway, and I think that takes us into our first break Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back with more demoyan and dragons in prison. Thanks.
Charity