Episode 5 - The Children are Microdosing Gambling Addictions

Welcome back to the Labu Box! No scorpions here, just Blake being an edge lord and defending billionaires (again), Heather talking about their broken body and hot specialist doctors (again) and both hosts reliving their opera camp glory days like your dad talking about his favorite super bowl from 12 years ago. This week, Tiny Chef is keeping Blake young and keeping all of us crying tender tears for a ball of wool. A newly discovered artifact is keeping Heather young and driving stick shift is literally causing their body to disintegrate. Blake is aged and everyone is rage baited by Labubus but the silver lining was finding out Glenn Close was in the 1992 cinematic masterpiece Hook, in the best pirate drag you’ve ever seen. Our hosts also do a deep dive of Human Shrek (Blake wishes), Little Gay Boy 45, Bronies, pro-natalist tech bio hackers, uber eats-ing fast food, and whether lying is worth it. Depressiion meals this week featured frozen cookie dough, sardines, and Blake’s order of operations for eating Lunchables sandwiches. Neurodivergent or genius or both? You decide. Submit your own depression meal to [email protected] for a chance to hear it read (and judged) on air! Our theme song “Old” is written and performed by the band pop kiss, fronted by Nicole and Sydney Patrick @popkisstheband @niconeeek @sydneypatrick_ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices