Episode 519: This is a “hit by pitch”

This week, we discuss Zenoss finally getting acquired, Databricks buying Neon, and the debut of WizOS. Plus, updates on OpenAI, Google, Apple—and hot takes on Marmite, Vegemite, and Emacs. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 519 Runner-up Titles Vegemite is still bad You’re probably eating it It’s a bold statement This episode’s all about us Pendantic is my jam They tell you they’re making “calculated bets” Rupert SlackGPT No one knows anything, do everything Rundown Marmite Rice Cakes M&A Virtana Acquires Zenoss to Deliver the Industry’s Deepest and Broadest Observability Platform Databricks Agrees to Acquire Neon to Deliver Serverless Postgres for Developers + AI Agents - Databricks Introducing WizOS: Securing Wiz from the ground up with hardened, near-zero-CVE container base images. Checking on OpenAI Evolving OpenAI’s structure OpenAI caves to pressure, keeps nonprofit in charge OpenAI Hires Instacart C.E.O. to Run Business and Operations OpenAI Reaches Agreement to Buy Startup Windsurf for $3 Billion Anysphere, which makes Cursor, has reportedly raised $900M at $9B valuation Checking in on Google Google Search traffic decline is inevitable, execs say Google tests replacing 'I'm Feeling Lucky' with 'AI Mode' Checking on Apple Apple To Appeal Judge’s Scathing New Ruling In Epic Games Antitrust Case, Says CEO Tim Cook Eddy Cue is fighting to save Apple’s $20 billion paycheck from Google PayPal Brings Contactless Payments to German iPhones Under New EU Rule emacs — Matt Gemmell Relevant to your Interests New Netflix UI VMware perpetual license holders receive cease-and-desist letters from Broadcom The EC2 Pricing Form is 284 MB JSON File? Has DOGE missed its opportunity? Thanks to DOGE, Gumroad’s founder has a second job with the VA Microsoft employees are banned from using DeepSeek app, president says AI Is Like a Crappy Consultant You can now submit your claims for Apple’s $95 million Siri spying settlement Microsoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforce The Case for Open AI Tooling: Why Developers Need Sovereignty in the AI Era DeepSeek’s ‘Tech Madman’ Founder Is Threatening US Dominance in AI Race Microsoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforce GM unveils new 'groundbreaking' EV battery tech, aims to be first to market Exclusive: Slate Auto has already racked up more than 100,000 refundable reservations Nonsense Meet Vulcan, the first Amazon robot with a sense of touch Fyre Festival's embattled founder is selling the brand: 'It's time to pass the torch' Conferences NDC Oslo, May 21st-23th, Coté speaking. POST/CON 25, June 3-4, Los Angeles, CA, Brandon representing SDT. Register here for free pass using code BRANDON (limited to first 20 People) Contract-Driven Development: Unite Your Teams and Accelerate Delivery by Chris Chandler SREDay Cologne, June 12th, 2025 - Coté speaking, discount: CLG10, 10% off. SDT News & Community Join our Slack community Email the show: [email protected] Free stickers: Email your address to [email protected] Follow us on social media: Twitter, Threads, Mastodon, LinkedIn, BlueSky Watch us on: Twitch, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok Book offer: Use code SDT for $20 off "Digital WTF" by Coté Sponsor the show: [email protected] Recommendations Brandon: Sinners Matt: Devs — first recommended by Brandon on episode 223 Photo Credits Header