Episode 53: MAGA Defends Pedophiles, Democrats Do A Little Spelunking, Sex Takes Too Long, Does Anybody Know What Magnets Are, #1 With An AI Bullet, Kim Davis Loses Again, RIP Pennies, and more

The Epstein Files strike back and MAGA has decided that the right play is to defend pedophiles. Sounds about right. It took the Democrats five days to squander their blue wave momentum, and that might be a new record. The government is no longer shutdown, at the cost of your weed gummies. Kim Davis of Kentucky, the dowdiest of Kim Davises, loses again and gay Americans can continue to get married. For now. We live in a world where artist that don't exist can have a #1 song. What is the preferred duration for sexytimes? It's shorter than you think. Kim Kardashian is big mad at psychics who told her that she would pass the bar exam. Trump wants to name an NFL stadium after himself, and the U.S. Treasury wants to put his face on both sides of a coin. Heads he wins, tails we lose.