Episode 55: How I Learned to Stop Functioning and Weaponize My Incompetence - Season 10, Episode 2

Send us Fan MailThis week on Zachsolved Mysteries, incompetence isn’t just a theme – it’s a through line. From real-life walk-ins to spiritual walk-outs, from third-person murder denials to to Zach somehow outsourcing his responsibilities mid-sentence, we’ve got the full spectrum.Join us as we spiral through a suspiciously well-staged death scene in Texas (starring an aggressively incompetent man who only slips into first person when accidentally confessing to a murder), a metaphysical phenomenon that raises more questions than souls, and an anonymous trucker with divine timing and zero forwarding address.Plus: ZSM Theatre returns with ghostly accountability hearings, post-resurrection regret, and possibly the worst police force in the multiverse. Also: Zach weaponizes his incompetence so many times we had to check if he was the walk-in.Remember: justice may be elusive, but delusion? Limitless.💙 Mental Health Matters 💙It’s okay to not be okay. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and help is available.📞 U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988 📞 Canada Talk Suicide Service: 1-833-456-4566 📞 Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (U.S. & Canada) 📞 International Resources: findahelpline.comPlease take care of yourselves, and if you need support, don’t hesitate to reach out. 💙Music and additional effects sourced from Fesliyan, Pixabay and Freesound (public domain/CC0). 💙 Mental Health Matters 💙It’s okay to not be okay. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and help is available.📞 U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988 📞 Canada Talk Suicide Service: 1-833-456-4566 📞 Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (U.S. & Canada) 📞 International Resources: findahelpline.comPlease take care of yourselves, and if you need support, don’t hesitate to reach out. 💙