Episode 555 - Dorky Truisms

The dorks are back with a listener Mad Lib, even more Modern Horizons cards to talk about, and a whole slew of completely pointless truisms! There's also the full list of Horizons mechanics - but can Chewie read through it all in one breath? Or will he die trying? He better not, otherwise no one's getting this episode! Modern Horizons Mechanics - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/modern-horizons-mechanics-2019-05-31 Modern Horizons Tokens - https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-preview/modern-horizons-tokens-and-art-series-2019-05-30 Modern Horizons Card Image Gallery - https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/modernhorizons/cards Come join us in the future! The show is live on Thursdays around 8pm(ish) Eastern time on Twitch! Become a Lifeguard on Patreon! – https://www.patreon.com/themanapool Support TMP on Humble Bundle! – https://www.humblebundle.com/store?partner=themanapool&charity=110198 Intro & Outro Music: Diamond by Swift – https://myspace.com/swiftband This episode's post: themanapool.com/podcast/episode-555 The archive: themanapool.com/category/podcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/TheManaPool Twitch: www.twitch.tv/themanapool Twitter: @TheManaPool Discord: discord.gg/7da7T6s Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheManaPool Email: [email protected] Subscribe to our RSS feed: feeds.feedburner.com/themanapool Brought to you by Mana Pool Productions