Episode 56

THIS WEEK: ASMR of Erik eating a piece of toast… and today we talk about: Different ways you can butter your toast Dolly’s mouth gets ripped up by crunchy bread Canker sores…who needs ‘em Check-ins: Life updates Senior living options and caretaker/patient ratios Definitions of the word “Cordially” Sad Girl living Family visits Humidifiers aren’t as good as actual Air Conditioners Erik uses the word “Retardant” and almost gets cancelled Sammy the dog goes vampire status: bites herself and draws her own blood Do you have to be an athlete to get athlete’s foot? Dolly gets a dog hair stuck in her foot Needle nose pliers can be a lifesaver Erik used to shave his face the wrong direction and get ingrown hairs When you go out in the snow, don’t wear street shoes Why do people run at all? Basketball practice traumatized Erik in High School Projectile vomiting at basketball practice is the best Puking scene in the movie “I Love You, Man” High School sports and social circles Basketball etiquette at the gym Wounds heal but they leave a scar Weight lifting Setting up your own gym at home Losing someone else’s house key Benefits of Saunas and Steam rooms At what age should people start using deodorant? Sweaty handshakes Slugs are slimy but are the cutest Erik’s T-Shirt Company and book idea Self publishing vs having a book deal Creating art is therapeutic Things that can create a midlife crisis Writing letters that you never send Creative writing Dolly’s screenplay Drumsets and electric drumsets Twin vs full size beds Pets that keep you awake at night Cats are great carriers of pinkeye Dolly gets scammed by WSDOT with toll charges Procrastinating on paying bills Highway robbery via Seattle area toll roads Music vs talk radio while driving Saves the Day: Emo vibes from the late 90’s Screamo music Dolly’s favorite band: Me Without You That one time Erik said he knew “Me Without You”…instead it was “Me vs Myself” Carson Cole Allen, Something Witchy and Foo Dog Moto Erik cuts to the punchline during Dolly’s story about accidentally seeing Thrice And much more…