EPISODE 61: VAMPIRE COP (1990)

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula? A: He’s a pain in the neck Q: When is a vampire movie NOT a vampire movie? A: When it’s a VAMPIRE COP movie! Fresh off the success of 1987’s CANNIBAL HOOKERS and 1989’s SCREAM DREAM, Donald Farmer decided to meld together HORROR and ACTION and came up with a cop that TAKES A BITE OUT OF CRIME! And this Vampire Cop *SUCKS*! Moe and Doug say FANGS for the memories as they BAT their eyelids at the numerous unclothed boys and GHOULS. OTHER PUNS! So much is at STAKE! DUELING RAY ROMANO IMPRESSIONS! This episode has it ALL. Enjoy VAMPIRE COP! Want more of this goodness? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to Daily Grindhouse for all of your horror/exploitation film writing needs.

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